The hispanic afterhours cleaning girls up here at work

[HS Lifter]

Declining old fashioned family values=Increased divorce rate.

 

[supersizeme]

thanks for the advice, brolys. i had the baby oil on tonight but it was only applied to my forehead so i'm guessing that's half the reason their clothes didn't spontaneously rip off immediately upon entering this room.
i am deeply disappointed to hear that hispanic girls are very conservative and the likelihood of a sudden and random threesome breaking out is minimal. maybe i should watch some more soap operas on telemundo and figure out how those dudes get in there so quickly. bleh blah bleh bluh blah Budweiser bleh blah blur blur blah

 

[XBiker]

Tequila and Tamales and you're in like flynn, bro.

No mexican-thong-wearing cleaning crew can resist that combo.

 

[HumorMe]

Why don't you wear one of those cute maid outfits and ask them to join you for a threesome?

 

[Testosterone boy]

Sorry i can't give advice here but your first idea sounds like it would be fun to try.

You would have a story to tell....prolly about how fast these girls can run.

Seriously? I'd play it cool for a lil bit and see if they are willing to make the moves.

HI forgot the glitter?

 

[vinylgroover]

The name 'Javier' works well for me with the 'J' pronounced as a flegm gurgling 'H'. Maybe a mole strategically placed high up on the the right cheek with some Jose Careras playing in the background.

If that doesn't work throw them against the ropes and drop Tito Santana's pathetic signature elbow move to the chin and have your way with them.

 

[the nature boy]

NB that's one of my favorite movies and I completely forgot that part. I will have to watch it again.

it's the part towards the end when they're in a hotel room and farley is asleep and spade is knocking on the door pretending to be the hispanic cleaning woman.

 

[casavant]

i am thinking maybe i will go with what HS Lifter said and ditch the pants and also have on a big fucking sombrero the next time they come over. i'll wrap my stick in a tortilla and put butter and queso on it and be like, "como estas, baby. big purple-headed chilito in the house"

Bwaaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa.........fucking fuck! That was fucking funny!!

 

[MassiveGunz]

1. blow drye then gel

2. tank top

3. baby oil

4. axe

5. pushups before they arive

6. sexy model stance as they enter

7. practiced mirror smile

8. slightly deepened voice

your in, player

Bro thats exacly what I was goning to say!

 

[HighIntensity]

Bro thats exacly what I was goning to say!

god help me.