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Zebo
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First of all, last night, I had a superior workout.
I wake up this morning at 5:30 am with my wife molesting me.
5:40 am we're banging away like rabbits trying not to wake the kids.
We finish, I get up and the timer has been set on the coffee maker, and fresh coffee is waiting for me. While she's in the shower, I go to the kitchen and there is a decent size piece of sirloin left from last night, so I proceed to have steak and eggs for breakfast.
On the way to work, I hit every green light. I get to work and find my boss has gone to a conference for 3 days!
Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you.....is my life fucking working out or what?
I wake up this morning at 5:30 am with my wife molesting me.
5:40 am we're banging away like rabbits trying not to wake the kids.
We finish, I get up and the timer has been set on the coffee maker, and fresh coffee is waiting for me. While she's in the shower, I go to the kitchen and there is a decent size piece of sirloin left from last night, so I proceed to have steak and eggs for breakfast.
On the way to work, I hit every green light. I get to work and find my boss has gone to a conference for 3 days!
Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you.....is my life fucking working out or what?
