The GIRL thread

[hanselthecaretaker]

Ok, I am wasted right now, and this thread is designed to reveal everything us guys know about women, to which we can hopefully use to our collective advantage, because I didn't score tonight. Everyone put their two cents in and we can all benefit, or at least those of use who still have something to learn, which ultimately would be all of us. I learned tonight that women don't really concretely know what they want, and they need a guy to sort of reinforce what they are thinking about. Then again, that could be just another theory.

 

[HumorMe]

There is my two cents.....cause I don't know shit about them.

 

[slobberknocker]

They're attracted to power, or at least the "aura" of power...



lol, that sounds like something out of Zelda: "The Aura of Power."

 

[vinylgroover]

How would i know......i'm 30 and single. Some things i have learned though;

1. Don't assume all chicks like anal sex
2. A chick who doesn't like anal sex can't be forced into liking it.
3. The quickest way to a girl's heart is not through her ass
4. It will usually cost you an 'extra' $300 to get the ass.

 

[HumorMe]

It's all about anal with you!

 

[sk*]

Hmm, some things I know about girls:

1. They have 2 lips, kinda perpendicual to each other
2. They have an extra hole that guys don't, oh wait nevermind
3. They have nice boobs, well most of them ...

-sk

 

[Big Johnson]

Be yourself and make sure you can be proud of who you are, and fuck them if someone has a problem with that. If you work hard and take care of yourself, you desserve the best.

 

[MFMan]

Well said homie.

 

[slickdadd]

They really like candles. Every last one of them.

 

[Bullit]

They really like candles. Every last one of them.

LOL. So true.

WTF is up with that anyway?

 

[mixwell]

most women dont like nice guys
they want alphas

 

[supergeneticfreak]

I have noticed that the more unintersted you act the more interested they become. also most of the time when I am trying to be slightly mean, they seem to want me even more. example. met a girl in a bar, we had drinks and hung out for a few hours. she asked for my number, and I told her she didnt have to ask for it if she didnt want it. she asured me that she did infact want to call me and go out sometime. so I gave her my number. she never called. I saw her at the same bar 3 months later. at first she turned away, and acted like she didnt see me. a few mins later when I went to the bar to get a drink she said hi to me. I just looked at her and said "what ever" short pause, and she then says I am totally sorry I lost your number, can I have it again. I replied "sure", and got a permenant marker off the bar. asked her to hold the piece of paper for me, and then proceeded to write my phone number in huge numbers all the way across her forearm. I looked at her and said "now you cant say that you lost it" she laughed and thought it was the cutest thing ever lmao. my advice is to act like you dont care either way, and that you are more interested in just being friends with her. never make the first move unless they ask you to lol. this gives them the impression that either you are not interested in them, in which case they will persue you even further, or gives them the impression that you are more interested in them for who they are. either way, your in...freak

 

[nice6pac]

Eye Contact thats #1