The GIRL thread

[hanselthecaretaker]

Ok, I am wasted right now, and this thread is designed to reveal everything us guys know about women, to which we can hopefully use to our collective advantage, because I didn't score tonight. Everyone put their two cents in and we can all benefit, or at least those of use who still have something to learn, which ultimately would be all of us. I learned tonight that women don't really concretely know what they want, and they need a guy to sort of reinforce what they are thinking about. Then again, that could be just another theory.

 

[HumorMe]

There is my two cents.....cause I don't know shit about them.

 

[slobberknocker]

They're attracted to power, or at least the "aura" of power...



lol, that sounds like something out of Zelda: "The Aura of Power."

 

[vinylgroover]

How would i know......i'm 30 and single. Some things i have learned though;

1. Don't assume all chicks like anal sex
2. A chick who doesn't like anal sex can't be forced into liking it.
3. The quickest way to a girl's heart is not through her ass
4. It will usually cost you an 'extra' $300 to get the ass.

 

[HumorMe]

It's all about anal with you!

 

[sk*]

Hmm, some things I know about girls:

1. They have 2 lips, kinda perpendicual to each other
2. They have an extra hole that guys don't, oh wait nevermind
3. They have nice boobs, well most of them ...

-sk

 

[Big Johnson]

Be yourself and make sure you can be proud of who you are, and fuck them if someone has a problem with that. If you work hard and take care of yourself, you desserve the best.

 

[MFMan]

Well said homie.

 

[slickdadd]

They really like candles. Every last one of them.

 

[Bullit]

They really like candles. Every last one of them.

LOL. So true.

WTF is up with that anyway?