The Genie !!!!!!!!!!!

[starfish]

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. .She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and- behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said, " Nope... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages, third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So.... What'll it be?????

The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other ." " The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don''t think it can be done. Make another wish."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that''s considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for, a good mate."

The Genie let out a looooong sigh and said, "Let me see that fucking map!"





Since I seem to be the only girl on here right now, I better go get my flame suit

 

[danielson]

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that''s considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for, a good mate."

this isnt ever goona happen......likes to help with the house cleaning?

?......doesn't watch sports?

typical women, always wanting what she can't have

 

[starfish]

 

[big4life]

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that''s considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for, a good mate."


Since I seem to be the only girl on here right now, I better go get my flame suit

Let's see.........


considerate and fun....... check
likes to cook........check
helps with housecleaning.........we'll hire a maid
good in bed............
get's along with my family.........don't know them
doesn't watch sports.........with the right woman there is no need to even have a TV.
faithful.........yep.

So where do I apply?

 

[Mysterio]

Rub it!

 

[starfish]

>"Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one
>that''s considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the
>housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family,
>doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I
>wish for, a good mate."

There are men like that. They're called gay. But since her request didn't specifically say 'straight', i would give it to her on that loophole. Next time the dumb hippie peace loving broad would be more specific.

-= nav =-

Actually, I know straight men who are awesome cooks.

.... and I allready have a maid service, it's great.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

You know, one that''s considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for, a good mate."

The Genie let out a looooong sigh and said, "Let me see that fucking map!"

I am not sure about the LIKE to cook part. Good in bed. That I can do. Get along with your family. It depends on your family. I don't watch sports all the time but soon as football season starts I am taken every Sunday by my true love.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

FFOS: Genie, my wish is that women stop their bitching, moaning and whining.


Genie: FFOS. God couldn't give you that. How about I give you some earplugs instead?