The Funniest Thread in Elite History

[Nathan]

You have two options here:

1) You can post something funny, be a winner and hold your head high whenever you strut your stuff on Elite from hence on forward.

2) You can say something retarded and more than likely gay (PoyeBoy and Nordstrom, I'm looking in your general directions), and be booed and hissed off the proverbial stage we have going here. You will thus be henceforward shunned by everyone who is anyone on Elite (so if, say, beastboy shuns you then it doesn't really matter since nobody likes him anyways).

Everyone down with the rules? Take your time now, this shit is like on par with identifying rudimentary shapes or identifying your own farts by smell alone and shit. So, for many of you i realize that it's a bit of a stretch. Anyways, let the games begin. Oh yeah, and if you don't participate, I'll sulk and might just throw a temper tantrum the likes of which the world has never beheld.

 

[TheProject]

 

[Nathan]

Don't think for a second I didn't see this whole thread turning into one centered around the slaughtering of infants. Keep up the good work.

 

[HappyScrappy]

killing babies?
always funny.

 

[HS Lifter]

"The Funniest Thread in Elite History"

This thread should have been started by someone who is actually funny.

Here are some choices:

SSME
HappyScrappy
Bullit
Havoc

By the way, you have already fallen into category number two.

 

[Nathan]

killing babies?
always funny.

Okay, so just to keep everyone up to speed, HappyScrappy is losing pretty badly at the moment. He's going to have to come up with a doosie (sp? - i dunno) to redeem himself and may just have to take nude photographs of himself and post them here to get the laughs he needs to stay in the game.

 

[Manu]

You have two options here:

1) You can post something funny, be a winner and hold your head high whenever you strut your stuff on Elite from hence on forward.

2) You can say something retarded and more than likely gay (PoyeBoy and Nordstrom, I'm looking in your general directions), and be booed and hissed off the proverbial stage we have going here. You will thus be henceforward shunned by everyone who is anyone on Elite (so if, say, beastboy shuns you then it doesn't really matter since nobody likes him anyways).

Everyone down with the rules? Take your time now, this shit is like on par with identifying rudimentary shapes or identifying your own farts by smell alone and shit. So, for many of you i realize that it's a bit of a stretch. Anyways, let the games begin. Oh yeah, and if you don't participate, I'll sulk and might just throw a temper tantrum the likes of which the world has never beheld.

Great post:

 

[Nathan]

"The Funniest Thread in Elite History"

This thread should have been started by someone who is actually funny.

Here are some choices:

SSME
HappyScrappy
Bullit
Havoc

By the way, you have already fallen into category number two.

Fuck you. My ranking has nothing to do with the rankings of others. I'm an impartial judge dickwad. i also think all those people are amusing so clearly i am good judge of hilarity. Don't you have some weights that need lifting or sometihng?

 

[HappyScrappy]

Re: Re: The Funniest Thread in Elite History

Great post:

oh man! that rules.
there is definitely about to be some heavy petting going down there soon.

 

[The Shadow]

...this is off to a BLISTERING pace

 

[Nathan]

Re: Re: The Funniest Thread in Elite History

Great post:

The worst part is that while I may actively mock retards, I'm sure there are people that love them far more than anyone loves me. Fuck it. You do your thing Timmy! You win that trophy and you make your mom proud cause lord knows I never will.

***Loud sobbing.***

 

[HappyScrappy]

I am quite sure that all of my children will be crippled dwarves/midget's with Down's syndrome since I was such a dick all my life and laughing and pointing - karma is a bitch.

I'll still love them though.

but no kisisng.

 

[HS Lifter]

Fuck you. My ranking has nothing to do with the rankings of others. I'm an impartial judge dickwad. i also think all those people are amusing so clearly i am good judge of hilarity. Don't you have some weights that need lifting or sometihng?

"If you repeatedly whack your penis against a hard surface, such as a table, then you can make a nifty smacking sound. Try it."

Instead of making nifty smacking sounds with your peter, how about you actually do something productive.

And no, trying to be Mr. Commedian(poor impression) on EF doesnt count.

 

[Bullit]

And no, trying to be Mr. Commedian(poor impression) on EF doesnt count.

OWNED


Nathan OWNED by HSL 654.3564/98752/9898^54

 

[Manu]

 

[Nathan]

And no, trying to be Mr. Commedian(poor impression) on EF doesnt count.

Man, I feel like such an idiot. I can't believe how stupid I am. My whole life I have been walking around thinking that the word was spelled 'comedian', with one 'm'. This is embarrasing - I mean you know you're an idiot who is making an ass of himself when you can't spell commedian right. Fuck is all I have to say.

 

[HappyScrappy]

seriously, I have major gas today.

it is like all sulphury.

 

[TheProject]

Thats a new one.

Glad to see that IMG tag is working out for you.

 

[HS Lifter]

Man, I feel like such an idiot. I can't believe how stupid I am. My whole life I have been walking around thinking that the word was spelled 'comedian', with one 'm'. This is embarrasing - I mean you know you're an idiot who is making an ass of himself when you can't spell commedian right. Fuck is all I have to say.

Oh my!

Nathan,

You have reached a new low, of having to resort to pointing out typos.

Lame.

 

[Nathan]

Oh my!

Nathan,

You have reached a new low, of having to resort to pointing out typos.

Lame.

Nathan OWNED by HS Lifter - 11/14/02.

Seriously though, I imagine you reading my reply, being all WTF?, and then running to get the dictionary, looking up the word 'comedian', and then shaking your fist in the air angrily.

 

[Y_lifter]

I am quite sure that all of my children will be crippled dwarves/midget's with Down's syndrome

Actually, the cause will be due to your Sperm being damaged
as it is Ejaculated out of your Tiny Urethra..

 

[Bullit]

Glad to see that IMG tag is working out for you.

Well thanks to your sabotage I cant post my uproarioulsy hilarious image retort.

If only it had worked I would have ensured myself a reputation as a catagory #1 poster.

Jerk.

 

[HappyScrappy]

mary, mary.
why you buggin?

shit, they just don't write poety like that no more.

 

[HS Lifter]

Well thanks to your sabotage I cant post my uproarioulsy hilarious image retort.

If only it had worked I would have ensured myself a reputation as a catagory #1 poster.

Jerk.

LOL


There's a good start.

Lets take it from there.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Manu,


Dude, you win. I just got screamed at for laughing.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Tiny Urethra..

is that a song by Phish?

sounds like it should be.

we already know what the music would be for it.

 

[Y_lifter]

Phish would be the sound it would make.

Phish
Phish
Phish

 

[Nathan]

Nathan, you have a typo in your reply... It's 'embarrassing' not 'embarrasing'

Mine actually is a typo. Fuck it I don't care anymore.

 

[Bullit]

Mine actually is a typo. Fuck it I don't care anymore.

Hey, is it 'that time of the month' again?
Don't worry we all think you look pretty, and no your ass dosent look fat in that outfit.

And maybe I'm the only one here, but I think your funny.

 

[Manu]

Actually, the cause will be due to your Sperm being damaged
as it is Ejaculated out of your Tiny Urethra..

 

[Bullit]

Bullit, put back your 'fat girl in star trek clothes' avatar... lol, that was a classic.

A. That was me.
B. What are you laughin at asshole?
C. Call me 'massa'




Manu - the retard pic is played, but the paperclip one =

 

[alien amp pharm]

This thread sucks








....except for the pics

 

[Bullit]

Oh yeah, one more thing... shouldn't 'Nathan OWNED by HS Lifter - 11/14/02' be reversed? You are saying that HS Lifter owns you, correct?

Apparently sarcasm is lost on darktooth.

 

[Nathan]

Oh yeah, one more thing... shouldn't 'Nathan OWNED by HS Lifter - 11/14/02' be reversed? You are saying that HS Lifter owns you, correct?

That is correct. Seriously Dicktooth, if your brain moves any faster you'll be thinking in like the past or something. Fuck it:

INSERT HUMOROUSLY OFFENSIVE INSULT HERE.

 

[PoyeBoy]

You have two options here:

1) You can post something funny, be a winner and hold your head high whenever you strut your stuff on Elite from hence on forward.

2) You can say something retarded and more than likely gay (PoyeBoy and Nordstrom, I'm looking in your general directions), and be booed and hissed off the proverbial stage we have going here. You will thus be henceforward shunned by everyone who is anyone on Elite (so if, say, beastboy shuns you then it doesn't really matter since nobody likes him anyways).

Everyone down with the rules? Take your time now, this shit is like on par with identifying rudimentary shapes or identifying your own farts by smell alone and shit. So, for many of you i realize that it's a bit of a stretch. Anyways, let the games begin. Oh yeah, and if you don't participate, I'll sulk and might just throw a temper tantrum the likes of which the world has never beheld.

crap I was in a meating and missed this thread.

I think Nathan looks like john leguizamo, hes just not as ripped as john, and he has teeth like sandra bernhard or sarah jessica parker.

Nathan, WHY?

 

[Bullit]

Re: Re: The Funniest Thread in Elite History

crap I was in a meating and missed this thread.

A "meating" hey?
Is that where you're on your knees and all your boyfriends surround you and slap their 'meat' about your face?

 

[|NTRAMUSCULAR]

Re: Re: Re: The Funniest Thread in Elite History

A "meating" hey?
Is that where you're on your knees and all your boyfriends surround you and slap their 'meat' about your face?

lmao

 

[beastboy]

Nobody likes me? Is this true? Nathan, I am so close from casting a revolt on the SSC club!

 

[Nathan]

Nobody likes me? Is this true? Nathan, I am so close from casting a revolt on the SSC club!

Sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...there, there sweet child. Momma still loves you. Momma will alays love her little boy.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnddddddddd.....SCENE!