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The Ffactor is sick and bored!

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Possibly SARS! Trying to aggravate the Ffactor! The Ffactor is not amused. This virus is persistent. I will have to torture it slowly. The symptoms are:

1. Sore throat
2. Congestion
3. Hallucinating
4. Sleeping
5. Farting
6. Not knowing where I am

Anyhoo, I've been sleeping most of the day and now I'm not tired anymore so I'm watching some poor quality boxing on showtime. I also have Bulletproof Monk and 2 Fast 2 Furious. Any ideas on how to pass the night?
 
I think that watching either of those 2 movie will only make your symptoms worse. Burn them now.
 
Went to bed around 1:00 a.m. Just woke up. Scratched my ass, there's a huge pimple on my left butt cheek. Aslo, did not like the way my ass was smeling so put some Old Spice Pur Sport spray deodorant on it. Feel like crap so will call in sick today which will give me more time to harass you monkeys. Going back to bed now. Stay tuned.
 
Here's an idea. Take a long hot shower. That might help clear out some of the congestion and get rid of your ass stink.
 
I am up. Just popped a Claritin and a couple of Suphedrines. Brushed my teeth, breath is stinky. Pure Sport deodorant is working well on my ass. Won't take shower as long as deodorant remains active but thanks for the suggestion Wodie. Debating wheteher to make a quick trip to the mall or not. Put some Yohimburn DF on my face. Face is burning eyes are watering. Must stop.
 
Well did go to the mall and almost passed out! Made it back ok though, got me some cajun blackened chicken and rice. My goal was to get a new watch. Any suggestions assholes? I'm leaving myself wide open with that question.
 
Been sleeping most of the day. Just ordered a quart of Egg Drop soup. Don't feel hungry at all. Not even horny which is very uncharacteristic. Just popped a couple of Nyquils. Temperature is 101.2 deg F. Still looking for a watch.
 
Sorry for the late update. Today I got up around 11:45 a.m., went to the Kenneth Cole styore, bought myself a nice bling bling watch. It's silver and shit with a rectangular black stylish dial. After that I came home and slept. Then I went out on a date around 8:00 p.m., unfortunately I was heavily doped up with cold and flu medication and during the course of dinner my date pointed out that I was falling asleep so we had to cut it short. Anyhoo, I'm back home now. I'll let you guys know what's goin on tomorrow.
 
Woke up at 3:00 a.m., farted five times, had to squeeze extra hard to get the last one out. Fell asleep, woke up at 10:45 a.m. Will try to go see Matrix Revolutions at 1:15. I'll let you know how that goes.
 
Hello everyone! Sorry to keep you waiting. The Ffactor just got back from watching Matrix Revolutions. Did not understand anything but I thought it was kick ass! Can't wait for the next one where Neo will seek out The Ffactor to bring Trinity back to life!
 
What's funny is the number of times you bumb this thread. :)
 
Don't fret guys it's not SARS. Turned out to be a common cold with a touch of bronchitis. Nothing too serious for a samurai like myself.
 
vixenbabe said:
I love men who allow me to be in charge....

How is your mom , D?
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Up and down, chemo is taking a toll. She has two bad weeks and then a good week. Her blood sugar level spiked to 280, now she's on medication for that. Thanks for asking.
 
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