The End of Faith

[javaguru]

so 98% of the world beliefs so it MUST be true?

I am sure you would have said the same thing had you grown up in Nazi germany too?


I'm sorry but I'm more intelligent then 98% of the world.

Maybe that's why you have to be in the 98th percentile to qualify as a genius by MENSA standards....

 

[jackangel]

Faith is the reason you didn't get your ass whooped at a car wash against several latinos...
You shouldn't question it

holy shit?

this can't be.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

holy shit?

this can't be.

oh yes,

yes it can.

 

[cranny]

I'm still trying to figure how javaguru's benchpress has anything to do w/ believing in God or not. Is it the more you can bench the more enlightened you are?

 

[Mr. dB]

Of course, the chap who disproved God went on to prove that black was white, and was killed at the next zebra crossing.

As a yank, it took me years before I realized that getting killed at a zebra crossing had nothing to do with being trampled by a herd of asses.

 

[javaguru]

I bet you bench about 125 with that mantra.

Couldn't tell you what my max is but I've benched 225 for forty reps. That is the power of the sphagetti monster, even after a four month layoff from weights I can still rep 225 at leats twenty times, it's one of my warm up sets.

Don't worry, the sphagetti monster believes in you even if you don't believe in him! One day you go before the great plate and will be judged for your non belief and cast out into the great lake of marinara....

 

[javaguru]

I'm still trying to figure how javaguru's benchpress has anything to do w/ believing in God or not. Is it the more you can bench the more enlightened you are?

Don't really know...maybe it's like those juiced guys that go around blowing up water bottles for Jesus?

 

[cranny]

Couldn't tell you what my max is but I've benched 225 for forty reps. That is the power of the sphagetti monster, even after a four month layoff from weights I can still rep 225 at leats twenty times, it's one of my warm up sets.
Don't worry, the sphagetti monster believes in you even if you don't believe in him! One day you go before the great plate and will be judged for your non belief and cast out into the great lake of marinara....

funny shit bro