The Ebonics Thread

[BaBa-BooeY]

Shit nigga u betta believe that u gosta be typing in ebonics while chillin up in here, no regular engrish just skrate up ebonics,
FO-SHE-Z ?

 

[the People's Champ]

hoppity hibbity. oh, Is funna make me a samich up in dis piece heya. fo sho tho, you kno?

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

hoppity hibbity. oh, Is funna make me a samich up in dis piece heya. fo sho tho, you kno?

Oh fo sho nigga, belee dat, i was in da sto da odda day and i be shopping buying me some Fubu junkz and oh shit imma rock my tims 2day

 

[ssj-hawk]

heh, nobody speaks like that...

 

[the People's Champ]

yo I was all up in da shizzy in ma boyees pad drinkin dem foetees, all up in da hizzy. we was gittin da fade on. den we rolled up to da kfc to git our fried chicken and da bomb ass straberry sodee. dere was dis fizoine ass coochie doin da reg'ster. I was like,"dadayam PLAYA! waddup wid dat ass? you gots ass for weeks, and Im bout slam dat ass like a screen doe, fo sho!!"

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

Kfc ? shit i bee rockin PopEYES , anywayz when mee and mah boyz be leavin we see "five o" Nigga come up to me sayin dat i was a Supket, i was like Nigga please, he try takin me into he car but i just got mah hair did and i aint takin dat, so me and mah boys Stole em in da face , jacked hiz Ride and went pimpin da cruisa by my baby mamas hizouse.OHHHHHHHH SHIIIIT

 

[the People's Champ]

have a nice heaping bowl of, "NIGGA PLEASE!"

 

[the People's Champ]

shizzz, I am all ebonic'ed out. I am normally good, but now I am just tired, maybe next time...

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

shizzz, I am all ebonic'ed out. I am normally good, but now I am just tired, maybe next time...

Nigga Please, aiight HOLLA

 

[the People's Champ]

stay up playa...

asalamalaika (I know that is spelled incorrectly...)

 

[BigBazooka]

The word I hate the most: "Aiiight". Well actually it makes me smile, since Kyle was saying "aiight" in on episode on South Park (Chin Poko-mon).

Kyle: Aiiight!
Stan: Dude, did you just say "Aiight"?
Kyle: Yeah, like Lauryn Hill: "Aiight"!
(everyone giggles)
Kyle: What? Aiight's not cool anymore? Since when?!
Cartman: Like 8 days ago!

 

[the People's Champ]

aight?!

aight..

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

that nigga is Bojanglin

 

[the People's Champ]

you one of those redbone niggas?

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

you one of those redbone niggas?

Whatchoo talkin bout willis ?

 

[the People's Champ]

"This is a FUCK!"

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

"This is a FUCK!"

you trying to say fuck niggas ? oh hellz Naw Cheif, imma get Jesse jackson, the NAACP, and Don King, Al Shaaarpton, Malik Shabazz, Shaniqua from down da streets(she did mah hair), Devon Kawanza Umbadumba, oh imma get yo ass

 

[the People's Champ]

"Imma get medieval on yo ass.."

 

[PinK233]

heh, nobody speaks like that...

I'm from New York...you'd be surprised...plenty of assholes here that talk like that....

 

[Benzi]

ummmm... all you'll dumb ass motha fuckas... i can't sleeep, ain't got no job, maw azz is killn me from bumpin with dis honey last night. Fuckin ho couldn't keep her shit out of my Azz.. AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[Longhorn85]

Pardon me gentlemen. I am having a difficult time comprehending what you are saying. Would you mind enounciating a little more so that I can converse with you as well?