I have been thinking back about college and in retrosepect, I think that I may have not taken all that I shoud have from college.
First off, went to class on the first day of college and realized that sitting in clas for hours on end while basically just daydreaming about what girl I wanted to fuck or thinking of our pass defense coverage schemes from football was not gonna work.
So I went to the doctor, convinced them that I had AD/HD and convinced all of my professors that I would not be able to concentrate in a class-room enviroment. After much campaigning to the football coaches... They allowed me to take all tests.. UNSUPERVISED in a room by myself..
I had also been informed that 90% of the tests in my school were the same every semester and that they were housed in one room on campus.... So after a long and eventful night of eating a quarter oz of shrooms.... I decided to go hunting for them... MISSION IMPOSIBLE STYLE...
I literrally had that theme song in my head while I picked locks and rummaged through all of the papers in the room that these tests were in.
I eventually found them and they were kind enough to still hav the copier right next to them on so I didnt even have to wait for it to warm up when I copied them all.
No more tests, no more required classes... Perfect.
Selling these tests was also a nice way to fuel my ever growing need for Anabolics and rec drugs.
Anways with school work out of the way... This is pretty much my day.. Everyday.
11:00 AM wake up, kick out the hoes. Shower
11:30 Eat
12:00 Mix me some fine everclear and koolaid and invite team mates over for Playstation Tekken and Madden tournaments. ( My Ex bed pissing room mate was kind enough to "donate"
3:30 Eat
4:00 Commence with the Finals of the daily playstation tourney.
4:30 Football Practice
6:30 Eat
7:00 Gym, Shower
9:00 Decide what drugs I wanted to do that night
10:00 Go get shit faced, start some fights and pick up hoes.
2:00 AM- come home- Fuck..
3:00-11:00 Sleep
I had a 3.6 GPA.
College life is rough.
First off, went to class on the first day of college and realized that sitting in clas for hours on end while basically just daydreaming about what girl I wanted to fuck or thinking of our pass defense coverage schemes from football was not gonna work.
So I went to the doctor, convinced them that I had AD/HD and convinced all of my professors that I would not be able to concentrate in a class-room enviroment. After much campaigning to the football coaches... They allowed me to take all tests.. UNSUPERVISED in a room by myself..
I had also been informed that 90% of the tests in my school were the same every semester and that they were housed in one room on campus.... So after a long and eventful night of eating a quarter oz of shrooms.... I decided to go hunting for them... MISSION IMPOSIBLE STYLE...
I literrally had that theme song in my head while I picked locks and rummaged through all of the papers in the room that these tests were in.
I eventually found them and they were kind enough to still hav the copier right next to them on so I didnt even have to wait for it to warm up when I copied them all.
No more tests, no more required classes... Perfect.
Selling these tests was also a nice way to fuel my ever growing need for Anabolics and rec drugs.
Anways with school work out of the way... This is pretty much my day.. Everyday.
11:00 AM wake up, kick out the hoes. Shower
11:30 Eat
12:00 Mix me some fine everclear and koolaid and invite team mates over for Playstation Tekken and Madden tournaments. ( My Ex bed pissing room mate was kind enough to "donate"
3:30 Eat
4:00 Commence with the Finals of the daily playstation tourney.
4:30 Football Practice
6:30 Eat
7:00 Gym, Shower
9:00 Decide what drugs I wanted to do that night
10:00 Go get shit faced, start some fights and pick up hoes.
2:00 AM- come home- Fuck..
3:00-11:00 Sleep
I had a 3.6 GPA.
College life is rough.

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