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The College experience

addickt

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I have been thinking back about college and in retrosepect, I think that I may have not taken all that I shoud have from college.

First off, went to class on the first day of college and realized that sitting in clas for hours on end while basically just daydreaming about what girl I wanted to fuck or thinking of our pass defense coverage schemes from football was not gonna work.

So I went to the doctor, convinced them that I had AD/HD and convinced all of my professors that I would not be able to concentrate in a class-room enviroment. After much campaigning to the football coaches... They allowed me to take all tests.. UNSUPERVISED in a room by myself..

I had also been informed that 90% of the tests in my school were the same every semester and that they were housed in one room on campus.... So after a long and eventful night of eating a quarter oz of shrooms.... I decided to go hunting for them... MISSION IMPOSIBLE STYLE...

I literrally had that theme song in my head while I picked locks and rummaged through all of the papers in the room that these tests were in.

I eventually found them and they were kind enough to still hav the copier right next to them on so I didnt even have to wait for it to warm up when I copied them all.

No more tests, no more required classes... Perfect.

Selling these tests was also a nice way to fuel my ever growing need for Anabolics and rec drugs.

Anways with school work out of the way... This is pretty much my day.. Everyday.

11:00 AM wake up, kick out the hoes. Shower
11:30 Eat
12:00 Mix me some fine everclear and koolaid and invite team mates over for Playstation Tekken and Madden tournaments. ( My Ex bed pissing room mate was kind enough to "donate"
3:30 Eat
4:00 Commence with the Finals of the daily playstation tourney.
4:30 Football Practice
6:30 Eat
7:00 Gym, Shower
9:00 Decide what drugs I wanted to do that night
10:00 Go get shit faced, start some fights and pick up hoes.
2:00 AM- come home- Fuck..
3:00-11:00 Sleep

I had a 3.6 GPA.

College life is rough.
 
Parrottrifle said:
Let me guess. B.A. in Physical Education, right?

Business Administration...

Was going to go into Business Law and started to take classes for it after graduating but I got tired of going to class.

I think the professor was starting to catch on that I was going To Seven-Eleven everyday and emptying the 64 oz sodas and filling them with Bud Light...

I would drink two of those in a two class timeframe.. I had to get up and piss alot though.
 
bigschweeler said:
You had all the tests and only got a 3.6?

Dumbass.

He had to leave some margin for error on tests. You wouldn't want your professors to think you're cheating by acing all of your tests. Of course, I could be wrong. :rolleyes:
 
Parrottrifle said:


He had to leave some margin for error on tests. You wouldn't want your professors to think you're cheating by acing all of your tests. Of course, I could be wrong. :rolleyes:

I was just playin'
 
I loved college. I loved being around other people who were passionate about the subjects that fascinate me. It was like living in a disney world of drinking and sex....the cost was going to school. I've always loved school so it was never a problem. I went to class all day, payed attention sometimes but largely taught myself. I partied almost every night and got great grades until I got really sick, medical dropped a handful of classes my jr year, and was forced to withdraw for medical reasons. It wasn't the real world. It was lala land and it was really fun.
 
I had the same schedule except for the football part, and I didn't go to classes not because i had the tests, I didn't go to class because I was an idiot.
 
Parrottrifle said:


He had to leave some margin for error on tests. You wouldn't want your professors to think you're cheating by acing all of your tests. Of course, I could be wrong. :rolleyes:

Well said. The secret to good lying is of course plausiblility.
 
Parrottrifle said:
You wouldn't want your professors to think you're cheating by acing all of your tests.

My grade is higher than 100% in my Windows Programming class and my teacher doesn't seem to mind.

-Warik
 
its kinda boring kinda fun, i do shit on weekends bbut don't party during the week, no real desire, I live a boring life
 
Warik said:


My grade is higher than 100% in my Windows Programming class and my teacher doesn't seem to mind.

-Warik

*coughsexualfavorscough*
 
Warik said:


My grade is higher than 100% in my Windows Programming class and my teacher doesn't seem to mind.

-Warik


So? i got a 122% in my sociology class.

Yeah, thats right, you're not the only one who can make an off topic, cheap self fellating statement.
 
I love college, in 6 months I'm tranferring to UF, I can't wait to leave this god foresaken town.
 
Warik said:


My grade is higher than 100% in my Windows Programming class and my teacher doesn't seem to mind.

-Warik


Okay, what is Windows Programming? If you were using this term as in general term, I must assume you were referring to Visual Basic, am I correct? The programming language was created for idiots for people like Frackal. If it was any more "Pseudo-code" like, it would be the freakin' English language. Yes, I aced it. NEXT!
 
Parrottrifle said:



Okay, what is Windows Programming? If you were using this term as in general term, I must assume you were referring to Visual Basic, am I correct? The programming language was created for idiots for people like Frackal. If it was any more "Pseudo-code" like, it would be the freakin' English language. Yes, I aced it. NEXT!

:FRlol:

BY THE WAY, I AM LAUGHING AT YOU, NOT WITH YOU, FOR HOW MISINFORMED YOU ARE.

WINDOWS PROGRAMMING = VISUAL BASIC.

RIGHT.

:FRlol:
 
Austin316 said:
its kinda boring kinda fun, i do shit on weekends bbut don't party during the week, no real desire, I live a boring life

It's hard to make your grades and go out during the week. I only go out on the weekends for the most part. Every semester, the peeps that go out and party every night drop out and new party animals come to fill that space. I for one am not going out like that.
 
Parrottrifle said:
Hey, Moron. Windows Programming <> Visual Basic. Think again. Think harder.

Parrottrifle said:


Okay, what is Windows Programming? If you were using this term as in general term, I must assume you were referring to Visual Basic, am I correct?
 
Nice logic you have there, 2 ton hoss. Windows is created by who? Microsoft? Microsoft offers more than one language for Windows.

For example...

  • Visual Basic
  • Visual C#
  • Visual C++
  • Visual J#
 
Jimsbbc said:


It's hard to make your grades and go out during the week. I only go out on the weekends for the most part. Every semester, the peeps that go out and party every night drop out and new party animals come to fill that space. I for one am not going out like that.


well this explains my grades. I go out almost everynight, hardly study and still wonder why I have average grades......I always tought I was just an idiot. Thanks :)
 
LOL! I DON'T THINK WINDOWS PROGRAMMING = VISUAL BASIC. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID THAT SINCE HE SAID WINDOWS PROGRAMMING, HE PROBABLY MEANT VISUAL BASIC.

WILL YOU PLEASE READ YOUR OWN QUOTE??? I DIDN'T WRITE THAT. YOU DID.

PLEASE STOP BEING A MORON.

AND, YOU FAIL TO POINT OUT THAT A BUNCH OF OTHER COMPANIES MANUFACTURE WINDOWS DEVELOPMENT TOOLS, AS WELL.
 
I give up. You won this award!

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:doublefi:
 
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