The C-ditty Roast

[Big Johnson]

Congrats on the modship, C.

Few things in life are as rewarding or appreciable as those that require some pain to attain. For example, the penile enlargement surgery you had last year. No, don't be ashamed to talk about it. You earned that inch and a half and your boyfriend is very proud you will no longer be mistaken, when nude, for a hermaphrodite.

Alas, the road to greatness is riddled with suffering. It is a powerful spirit that endures, just as your odor does when you leave a room.

You, my friend and fellow BITCH, are an inspiration to all white people who steadfastedly choose to speak and write in ebonics, Dawg.

Now, without further ado, let the roast of C-ditty begin.

 

[Citruscide]

LOL

Well... I'll just sit here in my suit and my dildo I use for fucking my boyfriend... I'll have to shades like Chevy Chase did though...

C-ditty

 

[PoyeBoy]

I hat the hat on your head, and the e-mail I received aboot you.

it makes me Gelous. why cant their be an e-mail aboot me?

 

[Y_lifter]

In your interview with Georgie, whats up with the red sunburn look in the Pics?
Give up the Mary Kay.. That stuff is not all that

Did you get those hippity hoppin shades from a street vendor ?

 

[Sinistar]

you ugly son of a bitch you look like someone scalded you your face is so red. you look like a fucking human cartoon.
you look like crazy cabbie from howard stern you pathetic jar of fuck. you do gay shit too?

actually citrus aint that bad... i got my order in like 2 weeks. i think his prop is fake though. nice list. wheres my X at BTW?

 

[skaman607]

I hat the hat on your head, and the e-mail I received aboot you.

it makes me Gelous. why cant their be an e-mail aboot me?

yeah when's my turn?

 

[Citruscide]

LOL -- HUMAN CARTOON!! LOL

Poyeboy... I can put a sticky up there for you to make you feel better if you want???

C-ditty

 

[PoyeBoy]

LOL -- HUMAN CARTOON!! LOL

Poyeboy... I can put a sticky up there for you to make you feel better if you want???

C-ditty

Ill let ya know when the time is right, lol

 

[Sailor_Girl]

That smile just makes me melt every time i see it.....

 

[Citruscide]

That smile just makes me melt every time i see it.....

C-ditty

 

[strider364]

Congrat C, now you must regulate with an iron fist!

 

[kronk]

You are one serious white looking motherfucker. Say it with me....."sunlight"

Well then again, you kinda look red. White and red, get some blue and you can be the American Flag! Citruflag, show your allegiance biotch!

Welcome my man, and thanks for the nice words in your profile.

 

[Citruscide]

Stryder -- I will regulate with an IRON FIST... umm... just point me in the direction to the clicky key here for ...um... delete.. no... um... lock... umm ook... hmm

Kronk -- Nooooo problem bro... you are my best friend.

C-ditty

 

[WarriorPL]

I think if they would let me roast cc... i'd make him cry.

 

[bigguns7]

When I acheive my goal of raising my bodyfat to 19%, I hope to look like exactly Citruscide. Until then I'll remain a skinny assclown.

 

[Citruscide]

Well... if you do a good job rosting me... I'll hit you with some Karma... ahh well... mind as well make this a karma thread... I mean, I can always unlock it if it gets locked, right? LOL

c-ditty

 

[WarriorPL]

let the karma begin!

 

[Citruscide]

When I acheive my goal of raising my bodyfat to 19%, I hope to look like exactly Citruscide. Until then I'll remain a skinny assclown.

It's roasts like this that let me know I'm truly loved... I can't think of a better showing of respect and admiration than a roast!

Thanks for participating BG!

C-ditty

 

[naturally anabolic]

is it me or is cc rocking nervously on the outter sole of his shoes in this pic? Trying out those vibrator tighty whiteys again eh?

 

[TheProject]

When I acheive my goal of raising my bodyfat to 19%, I hope to look like exactly Citruscide. Until then I'll remain a skinny assclown.

I think this about the only roast-worthy comment on this thread.

 

[bigguns7]

It's roasts like this that let me know I'm truly loved... I can't think of a better showing of respect and admiration than a roast!

Thanks for participating BG!

C-ditty

So where's my karma bitch?

 

[bwood]

i got a roast for ya...

how come the 7th circuit
hasnt equated the 4th amendment
requirements for being considered an agent of the
government with the 5th amendment's custodial
interrogation definition of an agent of the government...

fuckin trial briefs...







anyway, congrats on your new superpowers...

avoid any red suns...

and kryptonite...that shit sucks...

 

[SofaGeorge]

Wait a minute?!?! I have beers and smokes with C-ditty all teh time?!?! Who's that guy in the pictures???? C-ditty is a tiny little Asian guy. He doesn't look anything like that guy. George is trying to pull a fast one.











































j/k

C-ditty, congrats, bro. It is well deserved. You have contributed much and are a great asset to the site.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

lolololol skinny asian lolololol

I think you and Sailor Girl should make friends.

 

[WarriorPL]

Wait a minute?!?! I have beers and smokes with C-ditty all teh time?!?! Who's that guy in the pictures???? C-ditty is a tiny little Asian guy.

You must be mistaken with Darktooth.

This is Citrus:

Could he be any happier?

 

[Jimsbbc]

He looks like he just ate a bowl of fruit loops. He's showing us how great his tits are going to be after his new case of gyno. At least a full C and hangers dude.

 

[Lostdog]

Finally a FED has buffalo'D us all, worked his way up to MOD,And into some personal lives.See you all in jail.The Elitefitness Mole. Special Agent Citruside....what, this is a roast..,right?

 

[Big Johnson]

Well, C, we do love you. I love you even more so now that you've agreed to fly me out for the weekend. I haven't had any good head since our last weekend together.

Ahhh...you, me, your little poodle "Truffles" and long walks on the beach, followed by hours of man love, entwined within each other's arms and the folds of your satin, rainbow blanket...

 

[Citruscide]

Well, C, we do love you. I love you even more so now that you've agreed to fly me out for the weekend. I haven't had any good head since our last weekend together.

Ahhh...you, me, your little poodle "Truffles" and long walks on the beach, followed by hours of man love, entwined within each other's arms and the folds of your satin, rainbow blanket...

LOL -- yall didn't know?? AAP has nothing on me!



C-ditty

 

[WODIN]

C ditty is only the third moderator behind, Ranger and Flexed1 to take the Bukkaki challange as his trial to be enshrined into the EF Moderator club.

 

[PHATchik]

I'll restrain myself from any comments.

 

[anythingbutsane]

your orangeness could mean only one thing... you are the illegitimate child of tony kornheiser.

 

[hardrock]

you suck






























Had to.lol

 

[Testosterone boy]

is it me or is cc rocking nervously on the outter sole of his shoes in this pic? Trying out those vibrator tighty whiteys again eh?

I was immediately struck with how a set of horns on the head would fit so naturally into that picture.

 

[PHATchik]

I was immediately struck with how a set of horns on the head would fit so naturally into that picture.

Lol. Scary isn't it?

 

[Citruscide]

I was immediately struck with how a set of horns on the head would fit so naturally into that picture.

You can't see them????

C-ditty

 

[Testosterone boy]

You can't see them????

C-ditty

Well....they come and they go.

 

[p0ink]

citrus,

the only time you have a funny bone in your body, is when you are face down in AAP's berber carpeting with 5 pillows under your stomach.

congrats on becoming a mod.

 

[Testosterone boy]

citrus,

the only time you have a funny bone in your body, is when you are face down in AAP's berber carpeting with 5 pillows under your stomach.

congrats on becoming a mod.

Ugh.....could have done without the visual.