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Big Johnson
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Congrats on the modship, C.
Few things in life are as rewarding or appreciable as those that require some pain to attain. For example, the penile enlargement surgery you had last year. No, don't be ashamed to talk about it. You earned that inch and a half and your boyfriend is very proud you will no longer be mistaken, when nude, for a hermaphrodite.
Alas, the road to greatness is riddled with suffering. It is a powerful spirit that endures, just as your odor does when you leave a room.
You, my friend and fellow BITCH, are an inspiration to all white people who steadfastedly choose to speak and write in ebonics, Dawg.
Now, without further ado, let the roast of C-ditty begin.
Few things in life are as rewarding or appreciable as those that require some pain to attain. For example, the penile enlargement surgery you had last year. No, don't be ashamed to talk about it. You earned that inch and a half and your boyfriend is very proud you will no longer be mistaken, when nude, for a hermaphrodite.
Alas, the road to greatness is riddled with suffering. It is a powerful spirit that endures, just as your odor does when you leave a room.
You, my friend and fellow BITCH, are an inspiration to all white people who steadfastedly choose to speak and write in ebonics, Dawg.
Now, without further ado, let the roast of C-ditty begin.
