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The biggest crock of shit going today.....

they should create "expectant bowel movement parking". Because I know there are some people that just have to run into the store just to take a dump.
 
The Nature Boy said:
they should create "expectant bowel movement parking". Because I know there are some people that just have to run into the store just to take a dump.
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THAT I could deal with......or expecant projectile vomit parking maybe.

But nine months of free handicapped parking for being knocked up?? Nonsense.

I hate to tarnish Columbus day and all, but Expectant Mother Parking officially receives gymtimes officiall wet objection for today:

PPFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!
 
lol ... expectant mother... I guess that is about handicapped... because when a woman gets all fat and disgusting from pregnancy, they do tend to hobble around and can't walk far... no need to have that shit displayed in public as they walk from the back of the parking lot to the store.... rather have them get in and out quick. ;)

C
 
Citruscide said:
lol ... expectant mother... I guess that is about handicapped... because when a woman gets all fat and disgusting from pregnancy, they do tend to hobble around and can't walk far... no need to have that shit displayed in public as they walk from the back of the parking lot to the store.... rather have them get in and out quick. ;)

C
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C- man...you'd know this. These spots are not actually state authorized handicapped spots. They're just spaces with signs with little fucking storks on them that say "Expectant Mother Parking"......y'know....Employee of the Month kinda shit. So would that be enforceable? Could I get a ticket for parking there? (not out of laziness of course, but purely out of deeply felt principle.)
 
I've never even heard of that, let alone seen it.

also, I think handicapped people are just plain lazy.

I mean hell, I want to sit in a chair all day and be pushed around, but fuck it, I get up and walk.
 
respect

a preg mother gets what she wants, when she wants.
 
They have them here as well....Wal-Mart uses them alot...I can agree with this and have no problem at all....I have seen women in their 9th month toting groceries and two other kids as well...Props to Moms everywhere....Just my opinion though

Ranger
 
I think this is totally gender biased and fucked up.
I mean like, chicks CAN have kids - that is just a biological fact.
So like, were I a chick, I could just go nail some loser and get preggers and them BAM, I get sweet parking and an excuse to eat a lot.
But being male, all of the sudden I can't park there? Fuck that.

I don't have any issues with the "handicapped" (lazy) because any day now I could get mauled by a bus and never be able to walk again. Then I'm sure as hell gonna park in those spots.

But hit by a bus or not, I'll never be able to park in the expectant mother spot.

Also - couldn't technically any woman park in those spots - do you really have to have a child in your uterus to be an expectant mother?
Maybe you expect to have kids in 10 years? Can you park there?
 
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Remember, these are placards and expire after the child is born, they are not forever my man....If it was your wife, would you feel differently my friend....??

Think on that for a sec....

Ranger
 
Mrs. Pimplepopper was doing laundry the morning she went into labor and was in Target at the register while she was having contractions. She's a tough bird, but she sure could have used that expectant mom spot in the Target lot.
 
HG Pennypacker said:
Mrs. Pimplepopper was doing laundry the morning she went into labor and was in Target at the register while she was having contractions. She's a tough bird, but she sure could have used that expectant mom spot in the Target lot.
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Maybe it's not my place to say, but maybe Mrs. Puppypincher shouldn't have been out buying your beer, chew, and latest copy of "Chunky Asses Quarterly" so far into her third trimester??
 
gymtime said:


Maybe it's not my place to say, but maybe Mrs. Puppypincher shouldn't have been out buying your beer, chew, and latest copy of "Chunky Asses Quarterly" so far into her third trimester??
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I so can't wait until I have an avatar so that I can put the picture of the issue of Footsniffer's Monthly where you were on the cover.
 
gymtime said:


Maybe it's not my place to say, but maybe Mrs. Puppypincher shouldn't have been out buying your beer, chew, and latest copy of "Chunky Asses Quarterly" so far into her third trimester??
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add a carton of Pal Mal's and a family size can of Beefarino to that shopping list.
 
When my wife gets knocked up, I'm gonna make her walk from the farthest reaches of the parking lot.
Bitch needs her exercise.
 
HG Pennypacker said:
Mrs. Pimplepopper was doing laundry the morning she went into labor and was in Target at the register while she was having contractions. She's a tough bird, but she sure could have used that expectant mom spot in the Target lot.
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I don't want to overstep my bounds - but maybe if you had kept your bitch in the kitchen where she belongs, none of that shit ever would have had to happen. barefoot and in the kitchen. also topless. flopping fun bags all over the food - leaning into the fridge and... wait... what are we talking about?
 
HappyScrappy said:


I don't want to overstep my bounds - but maybe if you had kept your bitch in the kitchen where she belongs, none of that shit ever would have had to happen. barefoot and in the kitchen. also topless. flopping fun bags all over the food - leaning into the fridge and... wait... what are we talking about?
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Holy Shit, thats about the funniest thing Ive read in a long time.
 
The Anabolic Banana said:
What about fat girls faking?
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I'm glad I'm not the only one that is concerned about fat girls faking it.
I assume you mean during sex.
It seems all that noise, and I'm not just talking about those slapping sounds, it can't be all real.
 
I can totally picture women getting pregnant just so they can get those parking places. Just like people maiming themselves just so they can get those prime handicapped parking spots.
 
They had one of these at the shoprite near me. I never paid attention to it and used it as a free parking space whenever I went there. It is a store thing and not a government. They cant give me a ticket because it is not enforaceable. If they wanted to tow me, thats fine, but I would be gone before they had time to even call the towing company.
 
Dude are you serious about that post? I have never seen this. It is BS. I am sick of seeing fat, lazy people park in handicap and see them walk right into the store without any problems. Freaking lazy ass people. No wonder so many people in this country are fat.
 
vixenbabe said:
LMAO! Where the hell do you live?

I have NEVER seen such a reserved parking place for El Prego's!
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Here in SC most of the grocery stores have a couple spots set aside for pregnant women, and one or two of the malls do as well.:angel:
 
They have those at every grocery store in Houston. It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't have 10 empty handicap parking spaces upfront along with a dozen stork club - expectant mothers bullshit to boot. The whole damn front half of the parking lot is empty for these people and everybody else has to park in the back? That is fucking ridiculous! I park in those spots because there are always 10 other empty ones up front in the choice parking spots. They only need one or two of them at most.
 
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