The bad news thread

[WoodyO]

I'm hoping you didn't text this to her.

It was in person.

 

[jnevin]

It was in person.

Then I fail to see a problem.

 

[Strongbow]

It was in person.

Every time i take a shit my dick hangs in the toilet water FML

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[jnevin]

I was going to skin a homeless person alive, hang it upside down in front of the ex's house predator style, and just put a sign on it saying "you", but have had second thoughts about it.

 

[jnevin]

Every time i take a shit my dick hangs in the toilet water FML

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Quit shitting in the urinal, you inbred cyclops.

 

[Strongbow]

Quit shitting in the urinal, you inbred cyclops.

Good Call

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[WoodyO]

I started wearing adult diapers so I don't have to leave my porch to shit.

 

[cindylou]

do you have a good view from your porch

 

[WoodyO]

do you have a good view from your porch

Depends on your opinion of palm trees I suppose. My porch is where I relax with a drink and a cigar most days.

 

[digimon7068]

The ex is going to try to fight me for custody and I think I know how I'll be dying. Other than that I can't complain.

me too...i'll either be shot full of holes by a guy that stole a million dollars from his (italian) family and i helped them quantify the loss and presented it to the district attorney and the irs...or i'll have an aneurysm like several people in my family have succumbed to