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The amaf legend
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Once there was an incredible stupid teen ( forgive the redundancy). His name was amaf. He entered bbuilding history for being author of the most stupid threads in a board ( EF) ever. His tales are still told by some of us that have been around the boards for a couple of years, and since some people think he was just an urban legend, I thought I´d share with you some of his highlights. He got banned over and over , and used other names as uol and m0f0, but everybody will always remember him as the one and only amaf.Let´s start with the “ I got fired thread”
Amaf:well, it was last saturday when i got fired... and the story is:
i goto work on friday, i pick up my check, and walk into the back to talk to a close friend... my manager is in the back, with two other employees.. i take a peak and leave... than i hear my name... not once, but twice.. so i ignore the bitch, and continue to walk. she comes running after me and says 'oh! diary is running slow today so i need you to work today and take care of something', and i was about to say 'no', when she says 'do me this favor.. please!', and i say 'ok, bitch!'. i come to work 2hrs later, and find out her fucking boyfriend is running the store.. so i fuck around all night, BUT I GOT ALL MY WORK DONE!! so i goto the basement, and start to break lights off a pillar. i have a laugh or two, and leave... the next day i was scheduled to drive, i goto work 930, and i walk into the back, and she's their. so i look around, and everyone has there heads down (first sign). than she says 'i want to talk to you in the back office (second sign from the whore). i goto the back office, she wants me to sit down, i refuse.. i'm ready to get fired... and she tells me they don't need me... so i give her the finger like stonecold, walk out.. punched out.. and lifted and cart and fucking threw it at the window. two days later, i see her boyfriend in a pickup, so i'm ready to pound the m0f0, and he starts waving and beeping at me with a smile on his face, like we are friends... and i'm thinking, 'what a dumb m0f0!!!!!!!!'.
Wodin replies: you are a moronic idiot.
You can´t believe how flamed he got. But amaf actually fed on flames, and it just got him stronger.
The sequel commented:
Amaf:
i go on friday to get my check, and i hear news that someone broke like 4 front windows of the store.
and the BIG BIG owner of the entire food chain came down asking people whether or not i had done it... so i people telling me they were going to withhold my check. so i fucking flipped on the manager... and i was like "you bitch! fucking white trash". through my entire time at work she always!!! always!!! fucking made me feel like shit.... so i was like fuck it". one time i fucking got all the carts for the store, and i go inside to take a peek at the time, and i come outside, and another dood that worked with me was there with the manager... and she turns to me and says "why didn't you help him get the carts!!", so after that i fucking lost it... anyway, friday night me and 4 friends went down to the store again and that kid was leaving, so i fucking jumped out and ran at his ass and i fucking kicked him in the chest with a HUGE front kick.. the kid fell back.. and i mounted my self on-top, and got him in a grapevine (for people who understand wrestling terms) and i fucking pounded his face into the floor. i fucking managed to leave by time the security guard came out.
TRANSLATION ( pimpinainteasy):
“After finally getting a job as a French Fry Salter thanks to the Ronald McDonald Handi-Capable Program, I was fired on my first day. They pulled me in the office and said, "Little Forrest, we can't have someone working here who shits their pants on the job and plays with their dingee all day, I'm sorry but we're going to have to let you go."
So I told my 85 year old manager, "Hey lady you're a m0f0....poopypants funny....dingy itchy" She responded by suplexing me, followed by 5 or 6 minutes of flying drop kicks, eye gouges, atomic knee drops, and an assortment of illegal close fisted strikes to my groin and abdomen. People were yelling, "Run Forrest Rrrrrrrrrun!!!!", but I had fallen and couldn't get up. I did manage to raise my limp bloodied arm and flip her off with my mangled middle finger---but that really pissed her off! Luckily my high pitched screams and crying, finally convinced her that I had had enough of this terrible beating.
Anyways, I'm keeping my McDonald's visor , fuck that old bitch, she can kiss my big, hairy, pimply a-......oh shit, I think she's coming over here to kick my ass again now.... “
That response kind of had a releasing effect on the ones that were still refraining from flaming the little fellow, and he got beaten up badly. Do you think that intimidated him??? If you do, just keep reading...
Amaf: i'm a bad-ass. i know it, you know it. my skill as a fighter is perfected, i cannot be stopped, and i am a immortal just like the highlander.but, you should have seen the shit i did there. damn, that was fucking funny . we'd steal the van, piss in the van, bang chics in the van, fight in the van. i did whatever i wanted... anyway, her boyfriend and her are scared the FUCKKKK out of me. they think i'm some sick m0f0 who's going to kill them.
OK, this was kind of an appetizer for you so you get to know the guy.Let´s proceed with the one that´s considered THE classic amaf:
CLOSING A VIAL
Amaf: “ ok, after i open a 10ml vial, how in the fuck do i close it after the first injection, so the gear don't spill out??”
He got flamed, of course, and things started to get better...
Amaf:“ you m0f0's are idiots... listen closely...
if i pop a needle on the top of a vial, how in the fuck do i close the vial in order to stop the gear from leaking.. answer a fucking answer seriously. ”
- Now, “ answer a fucking ANSWER????”
Got flamed and everybody was laughing their asses off, but he didn´t gave up:
Amaf: “wtf! i didn't pry the entire fucking top off! i took the top that said 'flip off', than in the center they hav a circle, that looks like it's rubber. i now know that it closes after i put the needle inside.
He told people what he had for a cycle, and got answered ...
Originally posted by Nathan
All you need is to take your anavar pills and cruch 'em up (that's what you have right?). Then spit in the powder a few times (and I mean you gotta hork dude!) and then mix the paste u a bit. Add some tap water to a sterile bottle (if someone has previously peed in it that's okay as I'll explain) and then add the paste. You can add about 2ml of urine at this point as the urea helps relieve the pain of injection. Shake it up real good and then bake it in the oven at 250 degrees 3 times (letting it cool under your armpit between heatings). The, open the lid, draw the fluid up with a syringe and inject away. Let us know how it goes dude!
Well, that got him pissed, so we got another pearl:
Amaf: “two words... kid... fuck you!
You can only imagin what happened after people noticed that there were actually 3 words :
quote:
Originally posted by uou
two words... kid... fuck you!
“Nice math Forrest. That's 3 words”.
“What a wonderful surprise, I go away for three days and this post is still alive, I can't stop laughing.”
”God bless ya, but I can't take this serious laughter at my age, your going to kill me amaf.”
By this time, the kid has a lot of fans and admirers, like Wrongun and Nathan:
“Amaf you are the funniest bloke i have ever come across i have said this before and will again i know you are just fucking around. IF you really did all the things in your posts you would be dead now!
Who are you really as it is time to take the credit of providing people with some of the funniest shit available at a non pay site.
Come Amaf who are you as i would like to arrange a tour of the UK (where you are now famous). You have the catchphrase already:
Heres just 2 words then you use 3
You are just a class act”.
Well, he insisted that he´d start a cycle, and people told him he would get hurt like the time he injected AAS into his O-ring ( note from the author: I exaustively searched for this thread that is considered by most as THE most funny thread ever, but it seem to have been completely removed from EF records, which I personally consider a crime against Bbuilding patrimony). Well, he sure replied to this alleged incompetence to administer AAS:
Amaf: i'm not going to shoot myself up.. i'm getting my old source to shoot me up.
That did not go unnoticed...
Frackal: Natural selection will take care of this mothafucka soon enough.
But he got on:
Amaf: “my source is legit... all his stuff comes from scripts.
he's been doing since h.s. so i trust him to do it... and a person who doesn't know about steroids knows the details on how to shoot some one up.. sure, whatever.
ok.. my 1.5'needles are coming in for:
nor200
test cyp.
should i shoot up 2cc of deca first? than two days later... 2cc of test cyp.. than the next week.. i shoot 1cc of deca.. than two days after that 1cc of cyp?”
That remark got him what I consider THE FUNNIEST REPLY EVER WRITTEN. It had me laugh so bad a piece of protein bar actually got out from my nose.
Pimpinainteasy:
‘FBI sting nets Prescription Drug & Fake Steroid Dealer
An afternoon raid today ended in the arrest of a Prescription Drug & Fake Steroid Dealer who is also being booked on sodomy, child molestation, and reckless endangerment of a minor, and fondling the mentally handicapped charges. He was found at the scene with a skinny, dim-witted adolescent who was bent over a chair with his pants around his ankles. He answers to the name AMAF and it is thought that he is retarded.A syringe and cotton swabs were found nearby and tested to mostly contain bacon grease. Upon hearing the news of the syringe contents, AMAF called the dealer a M0F0, and drew him a picture with a smiley face in between 2 hands with the middle finger extended.”
That is it , folks, I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I did writing.
Amaf´s whereabouts are unknow at this time, some people say he died from stupidity, some say he still around stalking us, ready to ressurect and laugh us all to death.
But he will still has the final word:
stfu already!!!! damn
Amaf:well, it was last saturday when i got fired... and the story is:
i goto work on friday, i pick up my check, and walk into the back to talk to a close friend... my manager is in the back, with two other employees.. i take a peak and leave... than i hear my name... not once, but twice.. so i ignore the bitch, and continue to walk. she comes running after me and says 'oh! diary is running slow today so i need you to work today and take care of something', and i was about to say 'no', when she says 'do me this favor.. please!', and i say 'ok, bitch!'. i come to work 2hrs later, and find out her fucking boyfriend is running the store.. so i fuck around all night, BUT I GOT ALL MY WORK DONE!! so i goto the basement, and start to break lights off a pillar. i have a laugh or two, and leave... the next day i was scheduled to drive, i goto work 930, and i walk into the back, and she's their. so i look around, and everyone has there heads down (first sign). than she says 'i want to talk to you in the back office (second sign from the whore). i goto the back office, she wants me to sit down, i refuse.. i'm ready to get fired... and she tells me they don't need me... so i give her the finger like stonecold, walk out.. punched out.. and lifted and cart and fucking threw it at the window. two days later, i see her boyfriend in a pickup, so i'm ready to pound the m0f0, and he starts waving and beeping at me with a smile on his face, like we are friends... and i'm thinking, 'what a dumb m0f0!!!!!!!!'.
Wodin replies: you are a moronic idiot.
You can´t believe how flamed he got. But amaf actually fed on flames, and it just got him stronger.
The sequel commented:
Amaf:
i go on friday to get my check, and i hear news that someone broke like 4 front windows of the store.
and the BIG BIG owner of the entire food chain came down asking people whether or not i had done it... so i people telling me they were going to withhold my check. so i fucking flipped on the manager... and i was like "you bitch! fucking white trash". through my entire time at work she always!!! always!!! fucking made me feel like shit.... so i was like fuck it". one time i fucking got all the carts for the store, and i go inside to take a peek at the time, and i come outside, and another dood that worked with me was there with the manager... and she turns to me and says "why didn't you help him get the carts!!", so after that i fucking lost it... anyway, friday night me and 4 friends went down to the store again and that kid was leaving, so i fucking jumped out and ran at his ass and i fucking kicked him in the chest with a HUGE front kick.. the kid fell back.. and i mounted my self on-top, and got him in a grapevine (for people who understand wrestling terms) and i fucking pounded his face into the floor. i fucking managed to leave by time the security guard came out.
TRANSLATION ( pimpinainteasy):
“After finally getting a job as a French Fry Salter thanks to the Ronald McDonald Handi-Capable Program, I was fired on my first day. They pulled me in the office and said, "Little Forrest, we can't have someone working here who shits their pants on the job and plays with their dingee all day, I'm sorry but we're going to have to let you go."
So I told my 85 year old manager, "Hey lady you're a m0f0....poopypants funny....dingy itchy" She responded by suplexing me, followed by 5 or 6 minutes of flying drop kicks, eye gouges, atomic knee drops, and an assortment of illegal close fisted strikes to my groin and abdomen. People were yelling, "Run Forrest Rrrrrrrrrun!!!!", but I had fallen and couldn't get up. I did manage to raise my limp bloodied arm and flip her off with my mangled middle finger---but that really pissed her off! Luckily my high pitched screams and crying, finally convinced her that I had had enough of this terrible beating.
Anyways, I'm keeping my McDonald's visor , fuck that old bitch, she can kiss my big, hairy, pimply a-......oh shit, I think she's coming over here to kick my ass again now.... “
That response kind of had a releasing effect on the ones that were still refraining from flaming the little fellow, and he got beaten up badly. Do you think that intimidated him??? If you do, just keep reading...
Amaf: i'm a bad-ass. i know it, you know it. my skill as a fighter is perfected, i cannot be stopped, and i am a immortal just like the highlander.but, you should have seen the shit i did there. damn, that was fucking funny . we'd steal the van, piss in the van, bang chics in the van, fight in the van. i did whatever i wanted... anyway, her boyfriend and her are scared the FUCKKKK out of me. they think i'm some sick m0f0 who's going to kill them.
OK, this was kind of an appetizer for you so you get to know the guy.Let´s proceed with the one that´s considered THE classic amaf:
CLOSING A VIAL
Amaf: “ ok, after i open a 10ml vial, how in the fuck do i close it after the first injection, so the gear don't spill out??”
He got flamed, of course, and things started to get better...
Amaf:“ you m0f0's are idiots... listen closely...
if i pop a needle on the top of a vial, how in the fuck do i close the vial in order to stop the gear from leaking.. answer a fucking answer seriously. ”
- Now, “ answer a fucking ANSWER????”
Got flamed and everybody was laughing their asses off, but he didn´t gave up:
Amaf: “wtf! i didn't pry the entire fucking top off! i took the top that said 'flip off', than in the center they hav a circle, that looks like it's rubber. i now know that it closes after i put the needle inside.
He told people what he had for a cycle, and got answered ...
Originally posted by Nathan
All you need is to take your anavar pills and cruch 'em up (that's what you have right?). Then spit in the powder a few times (and I mean you gotta hork dude!) and then mix the paste u a bit. Add some tap water to a sterile bottle (if someone has previously peed in it that's okay as I'll explain) and then add the paste. You can add about 2ml of urine at this point as the urea helps relieve the pain of injection. Shake it up real good and then bake it in the oven at 250 degrees 3 times (letting it cool under your armpit between heatings). The, open the lid, draw the fluid up with a syringe and inject away. Let us know how it goes dude!
Well, that got him pissed, so we got another pearl:
Amaf: “two words... kid... fuck you!
You can only imagin what happened after people noticed that there were actually 3 words :
quote:
Originally posted by uou
two words... kid... fuck you!
“Nice math Forrest. That's 3 words”.
“What a wonderful surprise, I go away for three days and this post is still alive, I can't stop laughing.”
”God bless ya, but I can't take this serious laughter at my age, your going to kill me amaf.”
By this time, the kid has a lot of fans and admirers, like Wrongun and Nathan:
“Amaf you are the funniest bloke i have ever come across i have said this before and will again i know you are just fucking around. IF you really did all the things in your posts you would be dead now!
Who are you really as it is time to take the credit of providing people with some of the funniest shit available at a non pay site.
Come Amaf who are you as i would like to arrange a tour of the UK (where you are now famous). You have the catchphrase already:
Heres just 2 words then you use 3
You are just a class act”.
Well, he insisted that he´d start a cycle, and people told him he would get hurt like the time he injected AAS into his O-ring ( note from the author: I exaustively searched for this thread that is considered by most as THE most funny thread ever, but it seem to have been completely removed from EF records, which I personally consider a crime against Bbuilding patrimony). Well, he sure replied to this alleged incompetence to administer AAS:
Amaf: i'm not going to shoot myself up.. i'm getting my old source to shoot me up.
That did not go unnoticed...
Frackal: Natural selection will take care of this mothafucka soon enough.
But he got on:
Amaf: “my source is legit... all his stuff comes from scripts.
he's been doing since h.s. so i trust him to do it... and a person who doesn't know about steroids knows the details on how to shoot some one up.. sure, whatever.
ok.. my 1.5'needles are coming in for:
nor200
test cyp.
should i shoot up 2cc of deca first? than two days later... 2cc of test cyp.. than the next week.. i shoot 1cc of deca.. than two days after that 1cc of cyp?”
That remark got him what I consider THE FUNNIEST REPLY EVER WRITTEN. It had me laugh so bad a piece of protein bar actually got out from my nose.
Pimpinainteasy:
‘FBI sting nets Prescription Drug & Fake Steroid Dealer
An afternoon raid today ended in the arrest of a Prescription Drug & Fake Steroid Dealer who is also being booked on sodomy, child molestation, and reckless endangerment of a minor, and fondling the mentally handicapped charges. He was found at the scene with a skinny, dim-witted adolescent who was bent over a chair with his pants around his ankles. He answers to the name AMAF and it is thought that he is retarded.A syringe and cotton swabs were found nearby and tested to mostly contain bacon grease. Upon hearing the news of the syringe contents, AMAF called the dealer a M0F0, and drew him a picture with a smiley face in between 2 hands with the middle finger extended.”
That is it , folks, I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I did writing.
Amaf´s whereabouts are unknow at this time, some people say he died from stupidity, some say he still around stalking us, ready to ressurect and laugh us all to death.
But he will still has the final word:
stfu already!!!! damn
Stangfriik
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He also ran triedia when it was good. Then he ran another board that had probs. Making message boards doesn't seem to kind to our friend amaf
Stangfriik
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AAP said:
You think? I posted there frequently when it was first started. It wasn't until Nimrod teamed up with all those thugs that it seemed to go downhill.
Stangfriik
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Lumberg said:
No that was a guy named lunatic I think. Amaf is famous for his thread asking how to open a vile.
Stangfriik
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Nimrod was the admin of triedia also. Once roidoc showed up, Nimrod teamed up with him thinking it was a good idea. This is when the scamming started happening. This is also where a lot of us were banned for speaking out. I remember a thread I posted on here a long time ago accusing the triedia staff of being scammers. Sure enough Nimrod Roidog420 aka KarachiKid come over starting shit with me. I even gave out my fucking address to roidog420 for an invitation to try shit. Nimrod did apologize and thought he was doing the right thing but nevertheless, I don't forgive easily.
BigBazooka
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Lift Chief
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Wow that was absolutely hilarious... thank you 
S
Spartacus
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this board used to be good
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Spartacus
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"Doing steroids required sticking my O ring then that where I would draw the line and be small the rest of my life."
bulldog3434
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what a jackass
AAP said:
amaf also started Musclezine, which turned into a really good little board when TxLonghorn and BiggieSwolls took over administrating it. After they turned it into a sort of success, amaf tried to regain administrative control so Biggie & Tx just turned around and started Ster0idology.
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