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Since some of you seem to worry so much about how fast you are against each other we will hold a competition. There will be no need to travel for this race, you can do it on the honor system. All you have to do is find an area where you can sprint the distance of your choice and time yourself. You don't even have to run if you don't want to, you can just close your eyes and picture the race in your mind.
Can you see your hair blowing in the wind?
Your body cutting through the air like a hot knife through butter?
Did you feel your feet come off the ground because you were running so fast you took flight?
Good, now post up your times and we will crown the world's fastest elite poster.
My time was for the 40 yard dash. 9.256394 seconds.
Of course that was down hill.
With the wind.
On wheels.
Can you see your hair blowing in the wind?
Your body cutting through the air like a hot knife through butter?
Did you feel your feet come off the ground because you were running so fast you took flight?
Good, now post up your times and we will crown the world's fastest elite poster.
My time was for the 40 yard dash. 9.256394 seconds.
Of course that was down hill.
With the wind.
On wheels.
