That awkward moment

[nangiggles]

I was in the office...
coworker: Nancy are you coming?
Me: where?
Coworker: to lunch
Me: I didn't know we were going out to lunch, where?
Coworker: Oh I thought you were invited, it's lunch with a girl that used to work here, you never met her, that's probably why no one told you *awkward silence/face*
Me: Oh uhm well I gotta finish this report anyway but you go ahead *awkward sad panda face*

I love that moment when someone drops the ball and fucks up without knowing, the look on their face and the back peddle is priceless xD

You guys have any stories? I know you're all rich, popular, 12" dick bishes so probably not...

 

[WoodyO]

That was an amazing story

 

[WoodyO]

Truly captivating

 

[sexyMFer]

the only other person that's happened to is dabuffgay

 

[nangiggles]

well he is pretty awkward so maybe you're right

 

[miplank]

they pry just didn't wanna deal with the aftermath of the quesadilla explosion salad you would have undoubtedly had for lunch.

 

[WoodyO]

I just had to wear a charcoal filter respirator into the bathroom because the person who used it before me absolutely destroyed it.

 

[miplank]

gross

 

[dabuffguy]

That awkward moment when an adult uses "that awkward moment" as the lead in to a conversation.

That awkward moment when it's something 14 year old girls say.

 

[Bubbly]

Truly captivating

I feel like I was that girl she didn't know.

 

[dabuffguy]

the only other person that's happened to is dabuffgay

I like to create awkward situations. I find it funny.

 

[WoodyO]

That awkward moment during BDSM when you pass beyond SSC and realize you haven't established a safeword.

 

[PICK3]

I was in the office...
coworker: Nancy are you coming?
Me: where?
Coworker: to lunch
Me: I didn't know we were going out to lunch, where?
Coworker: Oh I thought you were invited, it's lunch with a girl that used to work here, you never met her, that's probably why no one told you *awkward silence/face*
Me: Oh uhm well I gotta finish this report anyway but you go ahead *awkward sad panda face*

I love that moment when someone drops the ball and fucks up without knowing, the look on their face and the back peddle is priceless xD

You guys have any stories? I know you're all rich, popular, 12" dick bishes so probably not...

^^^
this never happened & you don't prepare reports

 

[nangiggles]

^^^
this never happened & you don't prepare reports

I prepare reports for the court bish

 

[PICK3]

I like to create awkward situations. I find it funny.

I like to faux sneeze in crowded elevators to watch the response

 

[miplank]

I hope you at least like rearranged a few of the keys on her keyboard or something

 

[miplank]

I prepare reports for the court bish

Translation; I sort & staple paperwork.

 

[WoodyO]

It's probably a good job for Nan seeing as how almost all criminals only speak Spanish.

 

[miplank]

tr00

 

[PICK3]

I hope you at least like rearranged a few of the keys on her keyboard or something

 

[miplank]

fuck off pick

 

[PICK3]

fuck off pick

I thought we were boyzs

 

[miplank]

you haven't made your friendship payment via the karma store lately

 

[dabuffguy]

you haven't made your friendship payment via the karma store lately

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[miplank]

looollololool

 

[nangiggles]

I just sent plank a massive amount of K

 

[WoodyO]

Give me your address, and I'll mail you a mason jar of my semen.

 

[nangiggles]

Give me your address, and I'll mail you a mason jar of my semen.

Nah, I'm good, I'm going to Tampa next week, it's kinda fast and early but I might try to make a pit stop at the brewery.

 

[WoodyO]

Nah, I'm good, I'm going to Tampa next week, it's kinda fast and early but I might try to make a pit stop at the brewery.

You should arrange a 3some with Feedz and her man.

 

[nangiggles]

I don't think she's in Tampa anymore

 

[WoodyO]

Holy fuckin' posting personal shit on the forum. Why don't you just put up her home address for everyone?