tha's some funny sheet

[habitualhealth]

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad
bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.

Theson sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother
replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."

"Your wasting your time," said the boy.

"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."


heh.

(ps-i may be bored this morning. i'm not sure yet)

 

[H_T_]

was that a joke or an actual event in your life?

 

[habitualhealth]

was that a joke or an actual event in your life?

so

 

[KillahBee]

A man walks into his house with a duck under his left arm.

He greets his wife and says "This is the pig I have to deal with"

His wife says, "Honey, that's not a pig, it's a duck!"

"I wasn't talking to you"