thanks nice cop.

[stilleto]

This morning, I took my daughter and her friend to the mall, then took my dog to the groomer ($55!) then went to my office (with my pretty dog).
Later I picked up my daughter and her friend and drove home. well apparently, i was speeding right past a cop. oops.
He pulled me over and the first thing i said was, "I was going too fast, wasn't I?"
He said, "75 in a 50."
I said i was sorry and I didn't realize I was going that fast (it's a straight, downhill road). after he looked at my ID, he asked how my driving record was. I said it was perfect. He handed my stuff back to me without checking, said my dog was really cute, and told me to slow down and have a good day.

then i blew him and went home.*







*that last part was a joke. I went to the grocery store, not home.















** no, i went home. I didn't blow him.

 

[stilleto]

also, he was super smiley. Maybe because I was too. and i'm wearing my lucky shirt.

 

[Smurfy]

did you offer him a warm breadstick from your crotch?

 

[hardrock]

dear penthouse....

 

[stilleto]

did you offer him a warm breadstick from your crotch?

omg, i never thought to keep them there!

no, i asked if he could rub his ears against my thighs though.

for good luck.

 

[-SD-]

*** and by "went home", you mean "blew him".

 

[stilleto]

dear penthouse....

btw, when i first got pulled over, I told the girls not to be surprised if i start crying. My daughter laughed and said, 'ok'.

luckily i didn't have too. they were hoping I would so they could laugh about it later.

 

[nimbus]

why didnt you blow him?

 

[stilleto]

*** and by "went home", you mean "blew him".

it only seemed fair.

 

[SpyWizard]

Later I picked up my daughter and her friend and drove home. well apparently, i was speeding right past a cop. oops.
He pulled me over and the first thing i said was, "I was going too fast, wasn't I?"
He said, "75 in a 50."
I said i was sorry and I didn't realize I was going that fast (it's a straight, downhill road). after he looked at my ID, he asked how my driving record was. I said it was perfect. He handed my stuff back to me without checking, said my dog was really cute, and told me to slow down and have a good day.

then i blew him and went home.*

I see the job stress is getting better for you..

but the bj wasn't necessary, he already let you off with a warning.

 

[stilleto]

I see the job stress is getting better for you..

but the bj wasn't necessary, he already let you off with a warning.

did you read the part about how it's sunday and i spent the day in my office?
the job stress sucks.

but I don't. i mean, not cops at least.

 

[chris302001]

This morning, I took my daughter and her friend to the mall, then took my dog to the groomer ($55!) then went to my office (with my pretty dog).
Later I picked up my daughter and her friend and drove home. well apparently, i was speeding right past a cop. oops.
He pulled me over and the first thing i said was, "I was going too fast, wasn't I?"
He said, "75 in a 50."
I said i was sorry and I didn't realize I was going that fast (it's a straight, downhill road). after he looked at my ID, he asked how my driving record was. I said it was perfect. He handed my stuff back to me without checking, said my dog was really cute, and told me to slow down and have a good day.

then i blew him and went home.*







*that last part was a joke. I went to the grocery store, not home.















** no, i went home. I didn't blow him.

LMAO!!! You tell some good stories!

 

[stilleto]

it was all basically true. except the part about my clean driving record. I mean, c'mon.

 

[SpyWizard]

LMAO!!! You tell some good stories!

she's a giver that's for sure..

 

[iggy]

some cops are cool as hell.

clean record here also.

when i was 17 with my buddy i did 53 in a 25.

cried to get out of it.

true story.

worked like a charm....

never again. lol

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL@this thread

 

[SpyWizard]

some cops are cool as hell.

clean record here also.

when i was 17 with my buddy i did 53 in a 25.

cried to get out of it.

true story.

worked like a charm....

never again. lol

never going to speed again?? or never cry to get out of a ticket??

either way I think it's a good thing..

 

[iggy]

cry. i'm just a great actor.
totally had the dude fooled.

who the hell can make themselves cry on point besides me, and ariel?

jk bro

 

[SpyWizard]

cry. i'm just a great actor.
totally had the dude fooled.

who the hell can make themselves cry on point besides me, and ariel?

jk bro

true that... ariel is a giver too...

 

[the_alcatraz]

Fuck I wish I was a cop. They get all the action.

 

[crew9]

How do you accidentally end up 25mph over the speed limit haha.

 

[Mr. dB]

also, he was super smiley. Maybe because I was too. and i'm wearing my lucky shirt.

The lucky shirt is thin, and low-cut?

 

[canadianhitman]

The lucky shirt is thin, and low-cut?

Of course. She probably jacked up the Air Conditioning full-blast and pointed the vents directly at her tits as soon as she saw the red lights come on too....

 

[stilleto]

some cops are cool as hell.

clean record here also.

when i was 17 with my buddy i did 53 in a 25.

cried to get out of it.

true story.

worked like a charm....

never again. lol

how old are you?
your clean driving record might not be impressive if you're only 18. I've been driving for 78 years.

 

[stilleto]

How do you accidentally end up 25mph over the speed limit haha.

straight road, corn fields on either side, down hill, and not a lot of other traffic. i was just flying along...

 

[stilleto]

The lucky shirt is thin, and low-cut?

ha! not too much of either. a little, but not too much. It's a henley (3 buttons down the front), very soft cotton, pink tie dyed shirt that fits really well.

 

[rnch]

Fuck I wish I was a cop. They get all the action.

wear tighter shirts/no shirt and you will get all you want.

 

[rnch]

hey...it worked for letto; why not you. ya'll both have great looking chests.

 

[myway]

Careful about blowing a cop after he lets u go without a ticket. The word will get out(o-yea, they gossip) and they will ALL be looking for you to pull you over..
... and let you go without a ticket.

 

[rnch]

I always have at least one breast hanging out of my shirt in plain view whenever I get pulled over.

u SLUT u!

 

[Mr. dB]

Careful about blowing a cop after he lets u go without a ticket. The word will get out(o-yea, they gossip) and they will ALL be looking for you to pull you over..
... and let you go without a ticket.

The voice of experience?

 

[rnch]

The voice of experience?

more likely the lips and tongue of experience?

 

[BBR100]

ha! not too much of either. a little, but not too much. It's a henley (3 buttons down the front), very soft cotton, pink tie dyed shirt that fits really well.

That alone deserved a ticket.

 

[jestro]

I got pulled over for a freaking brake light out on Saturday. I didn't have my current ins. card with my. He asked, "can you provide proof of insurance if you need to?" I said yes right away. Thinking he's just seeing if I get nervous and don't actually have insurance. But no, the fucking cock sucker writes me a $550 ticket, and I've got to go get proof, then take it in and get the ticket waived and pay a "small administrative fee".

Fugging pigs.

 

[weightedreps]

Dude knew better than to give you a ticket. Mofo didnt want to get banned.

 

[weightedreps]

I got pulled over for a freaking brake light out on Saturday. I didn't have my current ins. card with my. He asked, "can you provide proof of insurance if you need to?" I said yes right away. Thinking he's just seeing if I get nervous and don't actually have insurance. But no, the fucking cock sucker writes me a $550 ticket, and I've got to go get proof, then take it in and get the ticket waived and pay a "small administrative fee".

Fugging pigs.

pwned for not getting your shit insured

 

[jestro]

pwned for not getting your shit insured

Im insured, I just didnt put the newest card in my wallet. They send you a new one every few months.

Shit, I wouldn't mind if I wasn't. It's cheaper to get the tickets than insurance. I pay $700 a year for ins. I haven't been pulled over for YEARS. Do the math.

 

[myway]

The voice of experience?

Well, thats a hard one.... since I DID marry a cop..
But as far as the other cops, they WANT me to stay in the habit of driving fast. When cops get hurt at work, they want me to drive fast. So, they just let me go if they see me driving fast when I'm not at work. Well, except for those guys that would give their own mother a ticket. Fortunately for me, its rare to find those cops, anymore.

 

[1500]

Im insured, I just didnt put the newest card in my wallet. They send you a new one every few months.

Shit, I wouldn't mind if I wasn't. It's cheaper to get the tickets than insurance. I pay $700 a year for ins. I haven't been pulled over for YEARS. Do the math.

But once you have an accident you're screwed. I hate insurance companies.

 

[Mr. dB]

I got pulled over for a freaking brake light out on Saturday. I didn't have my current ins. card with my. He asked, "can you provide proof of insurance if you need to?" I said yes right away. Thinking he's just seeing if I get nervous and don't actually have insurance. But no, the fucking cock sucker writes me a $550 ticket, and I've got to go get proof, then take it in and get the ticket waived and pay a "small administrative fee".

Fugging pigs.

Here they can impound your car if you fail to produce proof of insurance. Even though they can look it up on the computer.

 

[stilleto]

i have gotten a ticket for lack of proof of insurance even though i had an expired card and a paid bill... i just hadn't put the new card in my car.

i had to take a day off of work, go to court, and show it and still pay a fine. what a waste of time.

 

[jestro]

i have gotten a ticket for lack of proof of insurance even though i had an expired card and a paid bill... i just hadn't put the new card in my car.

i had to take a day off of work, go to court, and show it and still pay a fine. what a waste of time.

You shoulda gave him a bj.

 

[stilleto]

You shoulda gave him a bj.

good thinking.

 

[myway]

Wait. I was told u had to marry a cop to get out of a ticket. It only takes a bj?!?
FUK!

 

[RottenWillow]

This morning, I took my daughter and her friend to the mall, then took my dog to the groomer ($55!) then went to my office (with my pretty dog).
Later I picked up my daughter and her friend and drove home. well apparently, i was speeding right past a cop. oops.
He pulled me over and the first thing i said was, "I was going too fast, wasn't I?"
He said, "75 in a 50."
I said i was sorry and I didn't realize I was going that fast (it's a straight, downhill road). after he looked at my ID, he asked how my driving record was. I said it was perfect. He handed my stuff back to me without checking, said my dog was really cute, and told me to slow down and have a good day.

then i blew him and went home.*







*that last part was a joke. I went to the grocery store, not home.















** no, i went home. I didn't blow him.

Pretty good start, girl, but your finish was kinda weak. See my old BTS thread for some ideas.

 

[RottenWillow]

straight road, corn fields on either side, down hill, and not a lot of other traffic. i was just flying along...

Seriously, though, this is the major reason I tend to avoid driving my Corvette. It goes so fast, so easily. You have no idea how fast you're going. My little '60 Austin Healey brings a whopping 60hp so you can have fun and feel like you're hauling ass, but not even hitting the speed limit.

 

[stilleto]

Pretty good start, girl, but your finish was kinda weak. See my old BTS thread for some ideas.

lol, you're my hero.

 

[stilleto]

Seriously, though, this is the major reason I tend to avoid driving my Corvette. It goes so fast, so easily. You have no idea how fast you're going. My little '60 Austin Healey brings a whopping 60hp so you can have fun and feel like you're hauling ass, but not even hitting the speed limit.

*drool*
what color is the austin healey?

 

[rnch]

Seriously, though, this is the major reason I tend to avoid driving my Corvette. It goes so fast, so easily. You have no idea how fast you're going. My little '60 Austin Healey brings a whopping 60hp so you can have fun and feel like you're hauling ass, but not even hitting the speed limit.

when it starts and runs, that is..

 

[weightedreps]

i havent gotten a ticket in 14 years, knock on wood.

 

[nangiggles]

Here in CR it is not mandatory to have ur car insured, which kinda sucks if you hit an expensive car or a broke ass mofo hits ur car.....

 

[Mr. dB]

i havent gotten a ticket in 14 years, knock on wood.

Wow, you've got some serious oral skills!

 

[RottenWillow]

when it starts and runs, that is..

Which car? The AH runs really well actually. It was heavily restored a few years ago. The Vette is new so no problems there.

 

[RottenWillow]

*drool*
what color is the austin healey?

http://i43.tinypic.com/3323qfm.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/dza043.jpg

 

[stilleto]

http://i43.tinypic.com/3323qfm.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/dza043.jpg

omg, so hot!!!!!

 

[weightedreps]

Wow, you've got some serious oral skills!

Thats how you get out of tickets????? No thanks, Ill pay the fine. Make sure you at least make the po po put a hat on his jimmy. Unless you like the taste of izm that is.