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the.gladiator1987

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ok girls, when ur texting is there a reason why u guys are short? i hate it and jus wondering why u girls type one word answers all the time, it gets annoying. idk, maybe i jus suck at texting, in person i can pull any girl, but over text i feel like im not able to show my emotion like i do in person, either way i got a bunch of pussy to hit up in the next couple weeks, spent my rent money on an xbox 360 damnit
 
I dont need critiquing nigga! I just wanna know why women do this shit, because I know im good looking and i know they fuckin like my bod so why do they gotta act like they arent interested in having a convo? maybe im jus pickin the worst girls hahaa

fuck why am i even conversing with them i need to just be bangin them then sayin "next"
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
I dont need critiquing nigga! I just wanna know why women do this shit, because I know im good looking and i know they fuckin like my bod so why do they gotta act like they arent interested in having a convo? maybe im jus pickin the worst girls hahaa

fuck why am i even conversing with them i need to just be bangin them then sayin "next"
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Please use "conversating". I know it's not a word, but it just seems appropriate in this context.

HTH
 
send her interesting stuff that doesn't require a response.

you're the guy; it's not her job to entertain you, only to let you bang her
 
Ask her things like,

"Was your dad in prison?"

And she'll likely answer, "No, why?"

And then you say, "because I'm pretty sure I raped him."

This usually gets the ball rolling for me.
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
ok girls, when ur texting is there a reason why u guys are short? i hate it and jus wondering why u girls type one word answers all the time, it gets annoying. idk, maybe i jus suck at texting, in person i can pull any girl, but over text i feel like im not able to show my emotion like i do in person, either way i got a bunch of pussy to hit up in the next couple weeks, spent my rent money on an xbox 360 damnit
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I really, truly hope the baby is not yours.



And that you're actually infertile.
 
75 is short because he is Asian, or what was this thread about?
 
SouthernLord said:
Ask her things like,

"Was your dad in prison?"

And she'll likely answer, "No, why?"

And then you say, "because I'm pretty sure I raped him."

This usually gets the ball rolling for me.
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I LOL'd. And remember, when she gets pissed just say, "Well, it's not rape if you shout, Surprise!"
 
Gladiator, I'm going to say something to you, and I'd really, really like you to try to listen to me because apparently you have no adult in your life who is willing to knock some sense into you, nor do you seem to have enough common sense to come in out of the rain:

YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE WOMAN FOUR MONTHS PREGNANT WITH WHAT IS PROBABLY YOUR CHILD. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM WOMEN UNTIL YOU ACHIEVE THE MATURITY TO UNDERSTAND WHY SPENDING RENT MONEY ON AN XBOX IS THE WRONG DECISION.​

Because, honestly, if you have zero impulse control with regards to finances, you sure as hell can't be depended on to use a condom.

And do I really have to pull up the posts where you were kicking your ass that you didn't listen to advice from others before?
 
Fuck I was thinking the Xbox was a killer investment for father and son time in the near future.
 
musclemom said:
Gladiator, I'm going to say something to you, and I'd really, really like you to try to listen to me because apparently you have no adult in your life who is willing to knock some sense into you, nor do you seem to have enough common sense to come in out of the rain:

YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE WOMAN FOUR MONTHS PREGNANT WITH WHAT IS PROBABLY YOUR CHILD. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM WOMEN UNTIL YOU ACHIEVE THE MATURITY TO UNDERSTAND WHY SPENDING RENT MONEY ON AN XBOX IS THE WRONG DECISION.​

Because, honestly, if you have zero impulse control with regards to finances, you sure as hell can't be depended on to use a condom.

And do I really have to pull up the posts where you were kicking your ass that you didn't listen to advice from others before?
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lmao
 
75th said:
lmao
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I know, none of my business, I should just keep my damned mouth shut. I can't help myself :whatever:

I'm not thinking about his future, I'm not thinking about the silly little bitches he'll hook up with who will spread their legs for any dumbass who slightly resembles a cast member of the Jersey Shore, I'm actually thinking about the poor fucking kids who will grow up on the short end of the stick because their parents were morons.

'Cause this is how Gladiators future is going to play (I don't even need tarot cards for this one):

1. Find new girl within next 4 months.

2. Fuck new girl within three dates. Realize he is now in love as soon as penis touches vagina, because Glad does not understand the difference between love and lust.

3. Promptly declare relationship with new girl is "The Real Thing."
A) Girl, being under 21 (i.e., stupid, romantic) agrees.
B) Throw condoms out window because Glad thinks being a young dad is cool. Silly, stupid, romantic girl thinks the fact he want's to have a child with her is beautiful and more evidence of how this is the "Real Thing."
C) Decide on wedding date.
D) Unless new girl is barren, expect a pregnancy within a month or two.

4. Watch as relationship dissolves within two months of the declarations of undying love because what else happens when two immature idiots decide to get married within a month of knowing each other and their relationship is hormone driven? Consequently, when her hormones go south, as they do with women during pregnancy, she'll start to hate him and his bullshit, he'll shut down and decide she's a cvnt and she'll seek comfort with another man.
 
Smurfy said:
I guess I need an update. When i left, glad was so in love and engaged to some new girl he had knocked up. What happened?
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She cheated on him no less than 4 times. Kid may or may not be his.

Probably not due to likely infertility on his part.
 
 
lol @ reading those threads one after the other.
 
musclemom said:
Gladiator, I'm going to say something to you, and I'd really, really like you to try to listen to me because apparently you have no adult in your life who is willing to knock some sense into you, nor do you seem to have enough common sense to come in out of the rain:

YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE WOMAN FOUR MONTHS PREGNANT WITH WHAT IS PROBABLY YOUR CHILD. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM WOMEN UNTIL YOU ACHIEVE THE MATURITY TO UNDERSTAND WHY SPENDING RENT MONEY ON AN XBOX IS THE WRONG DECISION.​

Because, honestly, if you have zero impulse control with regards to finances, you sure as hell can't be depended on to use a condom.

And do I really have to pull up the posts where you were kicking your ass that you didn't listen to advice from others before?
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For


Truth
 
Fuck the rent nugga, that new Halo game is bad ass.
 
being surprised or offended by this guy's behaviour is like being offended at the smell in a Port Authority bathroom stall.

you know it's going to stink. it's supposed to stink. that's what it does.
 
i'm glad i'm not this train-wreck's father, brother, employer, landlord, potential father-in-law, potential brother-in-law........
 
yeah, who is seriously this ridiculous...this shit HAS to be made up...right?
 
Glad is a young fucking SB leave that nugga alone, I turned out awesome and fucking hawt as hell.
 
I just fucking love how, with the most life changing thing in his life set in motion with some dime bag who fucked him over, texting technique with other chicks somehow makes it onto his radar and into a thread all its own. Big bonus points for blowing the rent on an xbox also.

You just cant make this shit up, but you gotta love our young Glad. National EF treasure.
 
Strongbow said:
Glad is a young fucking SB leave that nugga alone, I turned out awesome and fucking hawt as hell.
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In all seriousness, SB, in spite of your board persona, I have a strong hunch certain things about you are true:
1. You are a good husband/father/provider.
2. You take your religion seriously and it is a part of your daily life.
3. You don't have any children who were not conceived in a marriage bed.

Glad is batting 0 for 3 on that list.
 
And 23 is not that young. That's an age you should atleast start to get things together. At 23 I had a full-time job and a pretty solid GF.
Not having money is normal at that age, but spending it on an x-box is obviously retarded. Even worse is playing the x-box instead of doing something productive with your life. And if you are really hell bent on getting girls pregnant via text then just evaluate each girl individually and manipulate them based on what you know about them. Simply think what they want to hear and say it to them.
 
musclemom said:
Gladiator, I'm going to say something to you, and I'd really, really like you to try to listen to me because apparently you have no adult in your life who is willing to knock some sense into you, nor do you seem to have enough common sense to come in out of the rain:

YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE WOMAN FOUR MONTHS PREGNANT WITH WHAT IS PROBABLY YOUR CHILD. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM WOMEN UNTIL YOU ACHIEVE THE MATURITY TO UNDERSTAND WHY SPENDING RENT MONEY ON AN XBOX IS THE WRONG DECISION.​

Because, honestly, if you have zero impulse control with regards to finances, you sure as hell can't be depended on to use a condom.

And do I really have to pull up the posts where you were kicking your ass that you didn't listen to advice from others before?
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Oh holy fuck - I laughed hard.
 
Most of the girls I know are getting a texts from their girlfriends every 30 seconds...they have to be fast with their replies. No need to take it personally.
 
musclemom said:
In all seriousness, SB, in spite of your board persona, I have a strong hunch certain things about you are true:
1. You are a good husband/father/provider.
2. You take your religion seriously and it is a part of your daily life.
3. You don't have any children who were not conceived in a marriage bed.

Glad is batting 0 for 3 on that list.
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:(
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
K thgis girl jus doesn't like texting then cuz I know its not me. And as far as rent goes I will pay it with my gamer of the month money
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With that comment, maybe you are a troll after all.

Well played.
 
It's cool Glad Ima pay mine when I sell these 10 dime bags of purple weed I got left, and what is gamer of the month bro?
 
Strongbow said:
Glad is a young fucking SB leave that nugga alone, I turned out awesome and fucking hawt as hell.
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Okay, I'd like to say that I just lost all respect for you - but that doesn't work because I never had any. SB you just went into the negative on the respect gage for me brutha.
 
OMEGA said:
he actually "really got cheated on" while shes preggo


weird stuff man
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is it cheating if you cant get the girl prego??????? I mean come on now..... bwahahahahaha

Im sorry but I read this thread and just seriously pissed my pants....
 
musclemom said:
I know, none of my business, I should just keep my damned mouth shut. I can't help myself :whatever:

I'm not thinking about his future, I'm not thinking about the silly little bitches he'll hook up with who will spread their legs for any dumbass who slightly resembles a cast member of the Jersey Shore, I'm actually thinking about the poor fucking kids who will grow up on the short end of the stick because their parents were morons.

'Cause this is how Gladiators future is going to play (I don't even need tarot cards for this one):

1. Find new girl within next 4 months.

2. Fuck new girl within three dates. Realize he is now in love as soon as penis touches vagina, because Glad does not understand the difference between love and lust.

3. Promptly declare relationship with new girl is "The Real Thing."
A) Girl, being under 21 (i.e., stupid, romantic) agrees.
B) Throw condoms out window because Glad thinks being a young dad is cool. Silly, stupid, romantic girl thinks the fact he want's to have a child with her is beautiful and more evidence of how this is the "Real Thing."
C) Decide on wedding date.
D) Unless new girl is barren, expect a pregnancy within a month or two.

4. Watch as relationship dissolves within two months of the declarations of undying love because what else happens when two immature idiots decide to get married within a month of knowing each other and their relationship is hormone driven? Consequently, when her hormones go south, as they do with women during pregnancy, she'll start to hate him and his bullshit, he'll shut down and decide she's a cvnt and she'll seek comfort with another man.
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You forgot the apricot seeds and the part where he throws her sunglasses out the window :lmao:
 
dutchman063 said:
LOL @ the suckers who believe this guy
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well his facebook page has proven the accuracy of the girl, the baby the being engaged and then the being single again... the Xbox may be a stretched because according to SD sig he actually wanted a paternity test and a PS3 :D :lmao:
 
nangiggles said:
well his facebook page has proven the accuracy of the girl, the baby the being engaged and then the being single again... the Xbox may be a stretched because according to SD sig he actually wanted a paternity test and a PS3 :D :lmao:
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yea i call bullshit on the xbox. he really got a PS3 and is pulling the wool over our eyes with that little bait and switch
hahahahhaahhahahhah
 
-i need to get a gaming console of some sort fuk i've put it off
at this point it seems i should wait till the next generation comes out
-glad needs to get on a low brow reality show on spike at 3am on sundays ASAP
-
 
bino said:
-i need to get a gaming console of some sort fuk i've put it off
at this point it seems i should wait till the next generation comes out
-glad needs to get on a low brow reality show on spike at 3am on sundays ASAP
-
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UPN or maybe teh CW
3am
 
musclemom said:
In all seriousness, SB, in spite of your board persona, I have a strong hunch certain things about you are true:
1. You are a good husband/father/provider.
2. You take your religion seriously and it is a part of your daily life.
3. You don't have any children who were not conceived in a marriage bed.

Glad is batting 0 for 3 on that list.
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SB was a doting husband teehee
signed,
Wives 1,2,3 and 4
 
superdave said:
UPN or maybe teh CW3am
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we are truely bros, although you were thinking CW the shitty station I was thinking of calveless wonder, and him co-starring on the reality show with glad.
ex-
CW calls glad out for being a slob and sleeping all day.
glad beats CW's ass
 
i dunno why the fuk erryone hatin so hard on glad it just makes it obvious how jealous yall all are, and proves how fukn awesome he is... especially musclemom she just wants to fuk
 
I need to PM glad about how to get wiminz to stfu on text....Dr. Heather would text me constantly throughout the day even though I told her I don't text. Now you people know why you're waiting three hours to see your Dr...

Wiminz...I don't text unless it's a, "I'm here" from a crowded venue. if you want to have a meaningful conversation...
 
javaguru said:
I need to PM glad about how to get wiminz to stfu on text....Dr. Heather would text me constantly throughout the day even though I told her I don't text. Now you people know why you're waiting three hours to see your Dr...

Wiminz...I don't text unless it's a, "I'm here" from a crowded venue. if you want to have a meaningful conversation...
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what? call your girlfriend or ur gay best friend?
 
bino said:
we are truely bros, although you were thinking CW the shitty station I was thinking of calveless wonder, and him co-starring on the reality show with glad.
ex-
CW calls glad out for being a slob and sleeping all day.
glad beats CW's ass
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lol, we could make a very good reality TV show if we picked certain people to live together. Melohh and I would leave the house if we were with most of these people.
 
lartinos said:
lol, we could make a very good reality TV show if we picked certain people to live together. Melohh and I would leave the house if we were with most of these people.
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you
CW
glad
MM
n2 to moderate

tune in 3am sunday nights on PBS stations in small markets across the country*



*certain local restrictions may apply
 
lartinos would fit right in with his long island type jersey shore derivative self.
 
As a very close friend of YOUR EF diamond Mr. Gladieux I just felt compelled to write something.....I have sat here and laughed so freaking hard for an hour straight at the thoughts and comments of all of you including my friend Mr. Gladieux.

FWIW....everything you see and read is true....nothing is made up and or fabricated.....quite astonishing but true

David your my bro Im here for you if you need anything.....as much shit as these people give you they all really give you some very sound advice that only comes with experience.

Lastly thanks for the commentary please keep it up its so freaking hilarious.....hahahhahaha
 
maybe it's a good thing chix can't grasp your "emotions" through a text...

imo you have a great thing going on right now. you got a pregnant chick you can be hammering out for the next 5 solid months. you aint gonna get her pregnant again so you don't have to waste the 2 bucks for a 3 pack of rubbers.
 
kingsolver22 said:
As a very close friend of YOUR EF diamond Mr. Gladieux I just felt compelled to write something.....I have sat here and laughed so freaking hard for an hour straight at the thoughts and comments of all of you including my friend Mr. Gladieux.

FWIW....everything you see and read is true....nothing is made up and or fabricated.....quite astonishing but true

David your my bro Im here for you if you need anything.....as much shit as these people give you they all really give you some very sound advice that only comes with experience.

Lastly thanks for the commentary please keep it up its so freaking hilarious.....hahahhahaha
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I love our precious young Glad. I get to vicariously live through him all the mistakes i managed to avoid when i was his age.

By the way who are you bro
 
superdave said:
I love our precious young Glad. I get to vicariously live through him all the mistakes i managed to avoid when i was his age.

By the way who are you bro
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I tell Glad all the things you guys do just in real life....haha that's why this is so funny....we are friends and also workout together
 
binö said:
you
CW
glad
MM
n2 to moderate

tune in 3am sunday nights on PBS stations in small markets across the country*



*certain local restrictions may apply
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You want me to go to prison for Murder #1 don't you :(
 
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