Text message I just sent my ex

[Bobber]

"I miss fucking you." Short and to the point. What do yall think?

 

[starfish]

I kinda like it..

 

[The Shadow]

well.....maybe:


'I fucking miss you."


...would work better

 

[Bobber]

well.....maybe:


'I fucking miss you."


...would work better

But I don't...I really just miss fucking her, she was great at sex.

 

[Smurfy]

why

 

[theoak01]

lol looking for a fuck on the side?

 

[The Shadow]

But I don't...I really just miss fucking her, she was great at sex.

take my road and the sex will return

 

[courtneybcca]

well I can almost guarantee that you will never fuck her again with that message

 

[*MissFit*]

Works for me..

 

[Bobber]

why

Just on lunch break and I am horny and starting thinking about sex with her so I decided to get it off my chest so to speak.

 

[jerseyart]

"I miss fucking you." Short and to the point. What do yall think?

Big fucking deal. I send that same message to all my exes

And about 50 other women I hardley even know

 

[Bobber]

Shadow - What road? And how can I keep all emotional ties off this road?

Courtney - The other girls seem to like it.

 

[alien amp pharm]

You still love her, admit it.

 

[Dial_tone]

Actually that would work with some of my ex's.

 

[Smurfy]

I think it's pretty hot actually. I need sex.

 

[jerseyart]

I think it's pretty hot actually. I need sex.

Next time find a bf who hasnt been horrifically neutered

 

[Smurfy]

Next time find a bf who hasnt been horrifically neutered

lol newsflash...that's not Lumberg in his avatar.

 

[jerseyart]

lol newsflash...that's not Lumberg in his avatar.

So he isnt really that constipated?

 

[Deterass]

well I can almost guarantee that you will never fuck her again with that message

Sure he will..........their all whores.

Except my Mom!

 

[hamstershaver]

maybe it was the wrong number

 

[velvett]

Next time - save time.

Wanna fuck?

 

[Smurfy]

Next time - save time.

Wanna fuck?

lol true dat. I remember that line from the movie "Jackie Brown" when Robert Dinero looks at Bridget Fonda as they're standing in the kitchen and says "wanna fuck?" and there they go at it right there by the counter. LMAO

 

[Lady Viking]

I think it's pretty hot actually. I need sex.

what she said

 

[Whiskey]

Hmm, I would've used "Can't get the sight of your naked body out of my head"

Whiskey

 

[jerseyart]

what she said

I miss fucking you

 

[velvett]

Is It Me Or Is There A Lot Of Talk About Sex Here Today?

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Actually that would work with some of my ex's.

Yeah, you use them to type on your keyboard.

 

[Smurfy]

Is It Me Or Is There A Lot Of Talk About Sex Here Today?

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