Testicle, the musical

[stilleto]

So i'm driving to Staples with my daughter, who just started 7th grade.
She is going to be in the school play this year. Last year they did Fiddler on the Roof. The year before they did Annie.

So i asked what are they doing this year. She couldn't remember, but told me it started with a T and then said, The musical.

She sent her friend a text message and then said, "oh, Summer said the play is 'Tutsical the Musical'."
I'm laughing so hard i can't breathe. She's laughing and laughing at me. I said, there's no way they did fiddler on the roof one year, and "Tutsical the Musical" the next. They do classic plays, not Tutsical the Musical.

I call my mom to tell her, cause I think it's so funny. but then i can't talk cause i'm laughing so hard. I put my daughter on the phone and said, "here. tell grandma the name of the play."
THey talk for a few minutes while I calm down and then my daughter hands the phone back to me.

Mom says, "In 7th grade they are doing a play called 'Testicle The Musical'?"

 

[Arabian]

lmao

 

[stilleto]

i know, right?

so being that i'm in a really super hysterical mood, my mom called me back to see if i had stopped laughing because she knows I'm somewhat defective in the fact that I often can NOT stop laughing at the stupidest things. Like, I seriously think i have a spastic diaphragm because once i start, I can't stop laughing.

I'm calm now, i tell her.

then she tells me to be careful, because her best friend's son's friend just hit a deer on a motorcycle.



of course, I ask her why the hell was a deer riding a motorcycle, and then it started all over again and now I can't stop and my mother had to hang up on me.
i'm guessing she's called 911 already.

 

[Scotsman]

You're silly.

But that's part of what I like about you.

Cheers,
Scotsman