test on airplane?

[doubles1]

where should i put my test bottle when im flying back??? im going from boston to tampa....

thanks

dubz.

 

[Citruscide]

Roll the dice my man. I probably wouldn't tell you where to put it on the main board either... no sense telling everyone where to put stuff...

Not to mention, with new airport security... there might be no way you could get that on there... it could be mistaken for some sort of anthrax liquid...

C-ditty

 

[doubles1]

so dont even risk it?

 

[THEEGAME2544]

There are methods, myself and others would not want to post them out in the open. But the best way to be safe is not bring it in the first place. And if you do take it, you'd better be creative.

 

[DIHartman]

How many do you have? If they are amps, just put them in your pockets, it will not set anything off. If its got metal on it, stick it under the plane and you will be fine.

 

[BodybuildingUniverse]

i am in the same boat here next week. and I choose not to risk it. worst case I may mail it to my destination...a thought

 

[Nighthawkk]

I have accidentally taken my d-bol in my carry-on bag before, no trouble there. But then again, the blister packs look like medication. With test amps, you can just put it in your pockets, no metal on 'em...

 

[newpump]

yeah, why don' t you fed-ex it to the hotel you will be staying at?

 

[Bonkme2]

Just put it in your checked bag.
On a domestic flight, no one will notice.

 

[concordsize]

actually citruscide they can test it on the spot(in the air port) and tell if it is anthrax. I take test and pills with me on air planes all the time. I just put it in my bag and they never question me. I have a perscription for my test but I never bring the box that it comes in. So you tell me how they could tell if I actually have a script or not??? Dont worry about it bro.

E

 

[DelCastillo]

Safest place to carry it is in your ass...

Use the Fed-Ex option. Send it 2 - 3 day fed-ex to your hotel, but spell your last name slightly wrong.

Just in case.

 

[Snarf]

I carry gear with me on domestic flights all the time. I take my orals in my pill tray and none of the pills are labeled. Just make sure they are out of your blister packs.

For injectables I preload the syringes and put them in my CHECKED bag (not carry on). I also made up some simple printed labels that say B12 and put them on the syringes. Never had a problem even when I can tell they went through my bag.

I would not risk hiding anything. If they find it then you are in for some trouble becuase it looks like you are trying to hide something and they are going to check what ithe stuff is. If it is just in your bag (not hidden), then they are not going to take the time to see if you have a script. Don't take your full bottle of Vet gear or foreign gear.

I have done this a bunch of time with no problems. Just remember that TSA is looking for stuff that is dangerous, they don't give a shit about your gear.

 

[concordsize]

snarf is right on the money. Dont hide anything! Another idea is to just put ur oils in a b12 bottle.

E

 

[majutsu]

Just flew -- took test/deca/dbol in 3 airports in my pocket to the change bin. At one airport they did a swab test with a little gauze on the bottles, came up -, and was on my way in 5 min tops. Don't be so dumb, this stuff is pharmaceutical, schedule 3 in most states, and NOT what they are looking for. I took some marijuana in a pill box on a flight last month, told the lady it was medical, and not so much as a pause. If it doesn't look like a bomb, explosive, box cutter, or anthrax, they don't much care. They are not going to get a lotta kudos for snagging a guy's HRT or AIDS medicine and get sued later. Real danger has finally prioritized some issues. I certainly wouldn't stick it in your ass, as if caught, you will have a hard time explaining why something innocuous is up your ass. Best bet is to check it and forget it.

 

[DelCastillo]

Sorry, when I said "in your ass" I meant INJECTED.

 

[majutsu]

gotcha delcastillo -- well i suppose you got me there! You're right -- any shots I could do a few days earlier than usual and avoid the whole thing entirely, the better.

 

[Dr. M]

It's been said already, but it bears saying again - just stick it in your checked bag with your shaving kit etc. No concealment, no problem.

-M

 

[buckwheat1]

Have you seen them go through a bag. They just open it up and move things around. they are looking for large quantities of drugs or explosives. If you have bag of 1000 dbols , then they might wonder but a few pills or a syringe. No.

 

[mlong23]

do like they do in prison. Put it in a plastic bag and shove it up your ass. I never would, but you may wanna give it a try. Could be a little uncomfortable to sit down.

 

[JuicePimp]

I like the way this thread is going. Here's an idea - get a fina gun and used in to implant the dbol in your scrotum, just dont bring the gun, they might think it is too dangerous.

In reality, this is getting ridiculous. Take it if you want, but remember, concealed or not it is a risk. I can't believe someone brought their MJ on so blatently. Some things slip through, I am friends with a girl that accidently carried a 8" hunting knife on to the plane at a major hub and security never blinked. I also know that the last time my 80 yr old grandma flew they searched everything and took away here fingernail trimmers. Go Figure. If you really need to find a way to get it on try PM or emailing some one, there are some good ways out there from what I hear...

 

[majutsu]

juice pimp in several states mj is schedule 3, so same as ativan or xanax. It's not worth the trouble determining your state or if you have a script, especially when they're looking for terrorists -- not cheech and chong. Again, check it and chill. I would not put a bag in your ass, as if discovered you will have a hard time claiming HRT, anemia, turner's syndrome in your child, whatever. There are legitimate uses for test, deca, dbol, anavar and anadrol in the u.s. and the airport's don't give a shit about that now. Agreed a 1000 dbol might be an issue, but 10-20 for 3 days no issue. What are you going do? -- gain 20 lbs on the flight and beat up the flight crew? Force them to fly to Ronnie Coleman's house? lol Airport security took a beating with 911, and they can't let it happen again, aas/rec drugs use to be only issue it seemed, but now weapons and terror events being stopped are the only praise these guy's will get . . . taking an AIDS pt's deca, or a 40 year old's HRT is just a potential lawsuit with no benefit. No need to get stupid about it or anything, but you can relax about aas a little now when it comes to plane travel. Take it early if you can, if not, check it. Don't smuggle and don't carry it on you. And as for the grandma story jpimp, that is much more anecdotal and unlikely than my actual event with mj. My mom says dumb shit, like, "they searched me for hours and interrogated me about my fingernail clippers" but the truth is, it was the now standard search (at which she bulked in her old age and calcification) and her poor attitude and response to the process -- cause i've seen it and other times. But if you are reasonable and been in this biz a while, you will definitely notice significantly less stress about your aas when you fly now. my 2c

 

[flexed1]

FED EX FOR SURE