i have an older brother, a neice and a nephew, a bunny, two beagles, a rottweiler, two cats. I live in pa, born in texas. college degree in crimnal justice, hate cops, hate lawyers even more, i like to screw both over whenever possible. i work with the mentally retarded and mentally ill, i fit in, they like me. i wanted to be a mermaid when i was little but decided swimming all the time would wrinkle my skin. my tongue is pierced, i have 12 tattoos, none of which are on my butt and say wow, but when i stand on my head say mom.