fap on it: Masturbating before making any decision regarding females.
James: I can't tell if I should fuck my ex or not
Tom: Just fap on it, then you will know.
I also liked this one.
Carnal Tunnel Syndrome: A tingling or numbness or a sharp, piercing pain shooting through the wrist as a direct result of engaging in pleasuring one's self while watching excessive porn.
Leisure Suit Larry is suffering from Carnal Tunnel Syndrome ever since his divorce was final 6 months ago.