I only have one....
When I went to get it done, the artist said as he was nearly done, "You know, when I first began doing this I didn't think it would look very good. But now that it is almost done can I just tell you that this is THEE PHATEST tatt I have done in a long time! Do you mind if I take a pic for my portfolio?"
I said, "Not at all... fire away!"
(The tatt is in a very private place.)
I go back several days later to get a pierce and he comes into the shop (the same peeps own two shops.) He tells me, "In all the years I have been doing this, this has never happened before. Do you know that the biggest, nicest pic of your tattoo was stolen?"
*gasp*
There is some fruitloop out there with a pic of my *cough* tattoo!
LOL