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taking a urban/residential dump

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why does this sort of thing continually happen to me?
took a nice run the other day in a wooded but populated housing neigberhood...things were going great when out of nowwhere a massive dump swept over my bowels.
thought i could make it home, and i tried too, but it was too much...my slow jog turned into a fast walk which deingrated into a uncomfortable lurching sort of walk as i tried not to shit myself.
middle of the day, people out doing yard work, and every lot had a house in it...not a public restroom for miles.
panicking, i dipped into a deep culvert but i could hear kids voices so i pussied out...walked a few blocks and was honestly just gonna let if fly and hope my sweats would conceal the mess somewhat.
but thankfully i walked pass a house that was getting gutted...on sunday so the workers weren't there...found a incomplete bathroom and left the home owner a gnar message.
didn't want to sacrifice the underarmour shirt so grandma's hanky had to suffice
discuss
 
binö said:
why does this sort of thing continually happen to me?
took a nice run the other day in a wooded but populated housing neigberhood...things were going great when out of nowwhere a massive dump swept over my bowels.
thought i could make it home, and i tried too, but it was too much...my slow jog turned into a fast walk which deingrated into a uncomfortable lurching sort of walk as i tried not to shit myself.
middle of the day, people out doing yard work, and every lot had a house in it...not a public restroom for miles.
panicking, i dipped into a deep culvert but i could hear kids voices so i pussied out...walked a few blocks and was honestly just gonna let if fly and hope my sweats would conceal the mess somewhat.
but thankfully i walked pass a house that was getting gutted...on sunday so the workers weren't there...found a incomplete bathroom and left the home owner a gnar message.
didn't want to sacrifice the underarmour shirt so grandma's hanky had to suffice
discuss
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Lol I'd love to watch when they found it
 
PICK3 said:
cool story
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in the last few months this same situation has played out three times...thankfully the two former times i was in the woods this last time was stressful bro.
under the culvert i was worrying hard about some young kids seeing me taking care of bizz and having them freak out and call the cops.
 
My buddies 24 year old cousin posted a pic on his instagram recently of a giant dump sitting in the urinal at his job (Edwards Cinema). No way that was an accident.
 
This thread reminds me of a story.

About 10 years ago, before the ex and I moved in together, I picked her up from work and drove her out to Vegas for the weekend. We stopped in Barstow (the edge of Death Valley) at what looked to be about a 90% abandoned outlet mall off the 15 fwy. She was inside a shoe store and I wandered the mall looking for a shitter. I was seriously the only person in the entire mall. It was something out of a horror movie when I was wandering there.

I finally found the shitter, but it was out of order. There was a pile of shit formed like a volcano standing right out of the lid about 2-3 inches high. I ran like hell to the other end of the mall and barged into the shoe store (where on of the employees was taking a nap on the counter), grabbed Silvia, and dragged he back to the mens room so she could see it. It was the most ridiculous shit you'd ever see. I used to have a pic of it, but the ex took all our old albums when she left.
 
binö said:
in the last few months this same situation has played out three times...thankfully the two former times i was in the woods this last time was stressful bro.
under the culvert i was worrying hard about some young kids seeing me taking care of bizz and having them freak out and call the cops.
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had it happen to me working with the crew

they didn't understand why I stripped down and walked into the swamp
 
WoodyO said:
My buddies 24 year old cousin posted a pic on his instagram recently of a giant dump sitting in the urinal at his job (Edwards Cinema). No way that was an accident.
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That was me bro!!!


Mother fuckers wanted to charge me for extra butter on my popcorn then didn't even put any on!!
 
ceo said:
That was me bro!!!


Mother fuckers wanted to charge me for extra butter on my popcorn then didn't even put any on!!
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No shit. $15.00 for nachos and a soda? I want to find somewhere creative to take a dump.
 
WoodyO said:
This thread reminds me of a story.

About 10 years ago, before the ex and I moved in together, I picked her up from work and drove her out to Vegas for the weekend. We stopped in Barstow (the edge of Death Valley) at what looked to be about a 90% abandoned outlet mall off the 15 fwy. She was inside a shoe store and I wandered the mall looking for a shitter. I was seriously the only person in the entire mall. It was something out of a horror movie when I was wandering there.

I finally found the shitter, but it was out of order. There was a pile of shit formed like a volcano standing right out of the lid about 2-3 inches high. I ran like hell to the other end of the mall and barged into the shoe store (where on of the employees was taking a nap on the counter), grabbed Silvia, and dragged he back to the mens room so she could see it. It was the most ridiculous shit you'd ever see. I used to have a pic of it, but the ex took all our old albums when she left.
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Cool story, I felt like I was there, really.
 
I want to shit on 3 people in here
 
WoodyO said:
This thread reminds me of a story.

About 10 years ago, before the ex and I moved in together, I picked her up from work and drove her out to Vegas for the weekend. We stopped in Barstow (the edge of Death Valley) at what looked to be about a 90% abandoned outlet mall off the 15 fwy. She was inside a shoe store and I wandered the mall looking for a shitter. I was seriously the only person in the entire mall. It was something out of a horror movie when I was wandering there.

I finally found the shitter, but it was out of order. There was a pile of shit formed like a volcano standing right out of the lid about 2-3 inches high. I ran like hell to the other end of the mall and barged into the shoe store (where on of the employees was taking a nap on the counter), grabbed Silvia, and dragged he back to the mens room so she could see it. It was the most ridiculous shit you'd ever see. I used to have a pic of it, but the ex took all our old albums when she left.
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so this pic actually made it into a photo album? i could see a cell phone pic but to actually develop the photo and place it in a photo album is interesting bro, very?
 
binö said:
so this pic actually made it into a photo album? i could see a cell phone pic but to actually develop the photo and place it in a photo album is interesting bro, very?
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No, the roll was never developed. I don't remember what this type of Camera was called. Something like an EPS, I think? Cannon made them, and they were kind of a hybrid film/pre-digital camera. They had drop in canisters, and you could edit or delete pics from the roll before taking it in to get developed. They didn't last too long.

I was working swing shift at the time, and the camera was in my glove box. I drove a coworker to AM/PM late one night and he left his window down, so some ass clown stole the camera with my shit pics out of the glove box.
 
You were able to scroll through the pics just like a digital camera, so I'm sure he saw it. I'm fairly certain there were nudes or semi-nudes of the ex-wife on there too. Possibly some of my peener. Been a long time, but I've never been shy about snappin' some peener pics.
 
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