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anadrolstack

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Do you guys take a shit in front of your girlfriends' ? I don't and try to clean up the smell afterwards, but it is hard since I live in a small space. The only reason I do this is because I would never want to smell HER shit!
 
Dude, just drop a deuce in front of her, no big deal...the longer you wait, the worst it'll get, just get it over with!!!


Here's what you do, cook up about 4 eggs, have a half a can of B&M Baked Beans, some cabbage, throw in a little brocolli, a chicken breast and chow down, then hold it in as long as you can till your girl gets in the shower... then let it rip!!!
 
It's not just me.... One of my boys won't even take a shit in his own house when his woman is there! Over the weekends, he holds his shit in from Friday night to Monday morning....I am not kidding!!!

I am not that bad, but I just feel weird having her smell my anal vapors! What I really fear though, is smelling her shit....I hope it never happens!!!!
 
lol,I'm the same boat as you guys.I never she-ite when my girls around.Over 2 years now,and no knowledge of her droppin a juicy duecy either.Thank god
 
Take a shit and walk out of the bathroom and look proud! Just look at her and say....yea.........that was me!:)
 
Shit man I still feel slightly embarrassed when I fart around her (your girl) but if she ain't used to it by now......

as for my girl, never.
 
Just light a friggin match that will kill your anal vapors my friend..

like my boy said.. JUst drop a deuce already!!!!!

~goob
 
It's over..... My girl saw this thread and she told me I don't have to be embarassed anymore! She also said that she smelled it all along!
 
I shit, fart whatever when the woman is around. One day I was keeping her on the phone when she was telling me she had to go over and over, she finally yelled in my ear " I Have to Take a Fucking Shit", I nearly pissed myself and was like "ok, talk to you soon'.
 
I've never done a doo-doo in front of a chick, but I don't think you should worry about stankin' too much. Damn, we're all human. She's probably had her mouth within inches of your asshole anyway, and vice versa. Loosen up a little! (pardon the pun) :D
 
Ya'll talking about shitting and anal vapors on here and have the nerve to call me weird? WTF??
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Ya'll talking about shitting and anal vapors on here and have the nerve to call me weird? WTF??
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I think this thread got someone abit turned on.




just playing AAP.....well sort of!
 
One of the biggest turnoffs is when you're about to get it on doggie-style and she sticks her ass in the air and you can smell shit vapors. That's the #1 cause of instant limp dick.
 
flex123 said:


I think this thread got someone abit turned on.




just playing AAP.....well sort of!
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Let me catch a whiff of anal vapors and I will be passing out flyers at the mall about them.
 
biteme said:
One of the biggest turnoffs is when you're about to get it on doggie-style and she sticks her ass in the air and you can smell shit vapors. That's the #1 cause of instant limp dick.
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If that happened to me... I would push that face into the pillow some more, back up, get a running start and drop kick their ass off the bed.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:


If that happened to me... I would push that face into the pillow some more, back up, get a running start and drop kick their ass off the bed.
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LMAO!:FRlol:
 
I am serious.

Think about it. If it is dirty enough to smell, it is dirty enough to leave skid marks on my sheets.
 
my girl considers herself lucky if i actually get out of bed while we're sleeping to go drop bombs. usually i'm just like...ah fuck it, no need to go through the hassle of getting out from under these warm covers to try and find the light switch. i'm not rude though, i'll wait until she's asleep before i move my bowels.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:


If that happened to me... I would push that face into the pillow some more, back up, get a running start and drop kick their ass off the bed.
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Bwaaaaahahahaahhaahaa.......sumbitch, that was funny. Hit the funny bone just right. :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:



LiLady- I guess I used "doo-doo" because it makes me think of a mildly stinky little turd nugget, as opposed to some huge, horrid, putrid smelling log with a couple of ass hairs jutting out that leaves a skid mark in the toilet.
 
casavant all i know is that at 280lbs, you must take some hella huge craps. at a little less than 100lbs lighter, i take some that scare the cats and once i took one that splashed so hard, toilet water came out my mouth. i wouldn't imagine a person of your size is capable of producing anything called "stinky little turd nuggets." i would imagine it's something more like "highway dividers made of solid shit" dropping into your toilet.
 
casavant said:


Bwaaaaahahahaahhaahaa.......sumbitch, that was funny. Hit the funny bone just right. :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:



LiLady- I guess I used "doo-doo" because it makes me think of a mildly stinky little turd nugget, as opposed to some huge, horrid, putrid smelling log with a couple of ass hairs jutting out that leaves a skid mark in the toilet.
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Yeah, when I saw that, I busted out laughing too.
 
One sure sign of a good relationship is not only being able to shit in front of her, but to actually hold a conversation with your girl while on the shitter, and vice-versa.

I would not consider marriage unless this has been done several times. Trust me on this one.
 
ttlpkg said:
One sure sign of a good relationship is not only being able to shit in front of her, but to actually hold a conversation with your girl while on the shitter, and vice-versa.

I would not consider marriage unless this has been done several times. Trust me on this one.
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Your on the money bro. When that level of comfortability is reached, anything is possible.

Look out below!:basket:
 
I don't know about you fuckers but I NEVER want to see my chick take a dump. That bitch better hold that shit in till I'm dead and buried.
 
68GT350 said:
I don't know about you fuckers but I NEVER want to see my chick take a dump. That bitch better hold that shit in till I'm dead and buried.
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Damn..... her breath.....
 
supersizeme said:
casavant all i know is that at 280lbs, you must take some hella huge craps. at a little less than 100lbs lighter, i take some that scare the cats and once i took one that splashed so hard, toilet water came out my mouth. i wouldn't imagine a person of your size is capable of producing anything called "stinky little turd nuggets." i would imagine it's something more like "highway dividers made of solid shit" dropping into your toilet.
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LOL. 262 right now, but leaner. Yes though, it can be a big event. I just bought some more candles today....wildflowers...Mmmm. :D
 
have ya'll seen the NASCAR "how bad do you have it" commercial where the husband walks out of the bathroom and picks up the caution flag out of the flower pot and waves it in the air at his wife coming up the stairs? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

this spot reminds me of my best friend/broly/partner in higher acts of stupidity (yes, him again frackal!) and his wife..........that boy can curdle wallpaper!!!:bawling:
 
68GT350 said:
I don't know about you fuckers but I NEVER want to see my chick take a dump. That bitch better hold that shit in till I'm dead and buried.
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You need to see it if you want to spend the rest of your life with her. You could be changing her bedpan in your old age.
 
After my brother takes a shit, you have to fan the whole house. Open every door to the outside. It's the worst damn smell in the world. I've got a strong stomach but when I walk in the bathroom after he has done his business, I get dry heaves. That boy's gotta be dying.
 
biteme said:
After my brother takes a shit, you have to fan the whole house. Open every door to the outside. It's the worst damn smell in the world. I've got a strong stomach but when I walk in the bathroom after he has done his business, I get dry heaves. That boy's gotta be dying.
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I hate those ones that people drop in the staff restroom that smells like they've been eating a mixture of cabbage, blue cheese, and battery acid. Gross fuckers need to get out and move around a bit- flush those toxins out. :sick:
 
casavant said:


Lilady- I guess I used "doo-doo" because it makes me think of a mildly stinky little turd nugget, as opposed to some huge, horrid, putrid smelling log with a couple of ass hairs jutting out that leaves a skid mark in the toilet.
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Now THAT wasn't cute!!:sick:
 
rnch said:
have ya'll seen the NASCAR "how bad do you have it" commercial where the husband walks out of the bathroom and picks up the caution flag out of the flower pot and waves it in the air at his wife coming up the stairs? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

this spot reminds me of my best friend/broly/partner in higher acts of stupidity (yes, him again frackal!) and his wife..........that boy can curdle wallpaper!!!:bawling:
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LOL I love those commercials....."Down, Kenny Schrader, DOWN!"

LOL!

Luckily I have FANs in the bathrooms at my house.
 
Further Info !!!!!

Just one more thing..... I told the guy that holds in his shit all weekend about this thread and he said, "All weekend??? That's nothing...I held in my shit for a week and a half when we went on vacation"

Not to change the topic, but isn't that dangerous for your bodY ???
 
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anadrolstack said:
Just one more thing..... I told the guy that holds in his shit all weekend about this thread and he said, "All weekend??? That's nothing...I held in my shit for a week and a half when we went on vacation"

Not to change the topic, but isn't that dangerous for your bodY ???
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YES
 
Re: Further Info !!!!!

anadrolstack said:
Just one more thing..... I told the guy that holds in his shit all weekend about this thread and he said, "All weekend??? That's nothing...I held in my shit for a week and a half when we went on vacation"

Not to change the topic, but isn't that dangerous for your bodY ???
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That's mentally unhealthy, if nothing else. You need to tell your friend that he's being ridiculous. I can't believe that in a week and a half he didn't find some place and some time when he could drop a load. That's disgusting, holding in your crap like that. Absolutely disgusting. I wonder if this dude's mom followed him around with a can of Lysol when he was a kid or something. He had to get that fucked up programming from somewhere.
 
Can you imagine how your vision must swim after holding in shits for over a week?
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Can you imagine how your vision must swim after holding in shits for over a week?
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No kidding.

Hey- honestly- how exactly do you guys handle it if, say, you wake up in the morning and want some lovin', but during the night your boyfriend's dropped one down into the cargo bay and now it's ready for launch? I mean, does he just say, "Hold on a sec." and go do a power grunt followed with baby wipes, or does he just say he has a headache and roll over?

I'm not kidding. Inquiring minds want to know.
 
casavant said:


No kidding.

Hey- honestly- how exactly do you guys handle it if, say, you wake up in the morning and want some lovin', but during the night your boyfriend's dropped one down into the cargo bay and now it's ready for launch? I mean, does he just say, "Hold on a sec." and go do a power grunt followed with baby wipes, or does he just say he has a headache and roll over?

LOL! The asshole is a nasty thing. If I were AAP I'd be very particular about it also. No left over shit residue in the ass. Wash that ass good. For the life of me I just can't understand it. Why would you want to stick your dick in another man's nasty asshole?
That just ain't natural.

I'm not kidding. Inquiring minds want to know.
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Damn straight. I'm still wondering over here.

But I've stuck my doohickey in a chick's brown eye, so I'm not knocking the anal part. The fact that it's a guy is what I can't handle, but noone's making me have sex with men so I'm really not worried about it. This isn't a snide swipe at AAP (even though he's a snide bastard himself). I was really just curious as to what common ettiquette is in that kind of situation.
 
casavant said:


No kidding.

Hey- honestly- how exactly do you guys handle it if, say, you wake up in the morning and want some lovin', but during the night your boyfriend's dropped one down into the cargo bay and now it's ready for launch? I mean, does he just say, "Hold on a sec." and go do a power grunt followed with baby wipes, or does he just say he has a headache and roll over?

I'm not kidding. Inquiring minds want to know.
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It's really very simple. I just settle for a blow job.
 
Trust me, in the gay world leaving a shit streak on someone's dick will RUIN you in that city.

So if you gots da cramps... you'se betta suck like mad.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Trust me, in the gay world leaving a shit streak on someone's dick will RUIN you in that city.

So if you gots da cramps... you'se betta suck like mad.
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Haahahahaha.

You fuckers live in a harsh world.
 
FreeballinDC said:
It's usually power dump time. I mean, a blow job is cool, but nothing beats a good fuck session.
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do you touch yourself...down there ...afterwards? EWWWWW
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Trust me, in the gay world leaving a shit streak on someone's dick will RUIN you in that city.
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are you STILL barebacking? is this age and time? tell me it isn't so!!!!
 
Anal AssPlorer said:


do you touch yourself...down there ...afterwards? EWWWWW
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ummmm, yeah, I do. I wear a condom, so cleaning up is not that big of a deal. Usually the guys I fuck take care of their business before I do anything. If they don't then I make them take care of their business.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Trust me, in the gay world leaving a shit streak on someone's dick will RUIN you in that city.
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So Gays are still collectively promiscuous to the extent that one's reputation is that well known throughout a city. I don't see AIDS going away any time soon.
 
ttlpkg said:


So Gays are still collectively promiscuous to the extent that one's reputation is that well known throughout a city. I don't see AIDS going away any time soon.
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Oh yeah, here in DC, we put up billboards all over the city. You should see the one of Jesse Helms on South Capitol Street.
 
ttlpkg said:


So Gays are still collectively promiscuous to the extent that one's reputation is that well known throughout a city. I don't see AIDS going away any time soon.
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IT'S IN THE FUCKING BOOK!! GAY ALMANAC!!! FUCKING DUH!!!!!
 
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