Take my life please

[SoreArms]

I'm not doing much with it anyways

 

[Razorguns]

I'm not doing much with it anyways

Great. I could use someone to wash my car. I'll give you a purpose in life.

 

[dirty~d~]

I thought the line was 'Take my wife, please.' ??

 

[GoldenDelicious]

what for? it sucks, wtf am i going to do with it?

 

[rudeboyja]

Al Bundy??

 

[theoak01]

I'm not doing much with it anyways

get in line dude I asked woot to take my life a week or so ago

 

[*MissFit*]

kisses

 

[wootoom]

im backed up. somon else is going to have to do it. there like 30 people waiting to get killed. no more appointments

 

[SoreArms]

im backed up. somon else is going to have to do it. there like 30 people waiting to get killed. no more appointments

Dude, this is a premmier life! It must be done by a professional

You must act as my second, it is a matter of honor

 

[wootoom]

Dude, this is a premmier life! It must be done by a professional

You must act as my second, it is a matter of honor

fuck..... ok ill fit you in. how would you like it? shotgun? rope? nail gun?

 

[SoreArms]

asphyxiation

 

[wootoom]

asphyxiation

sexual?

 

[SoreArms]

sexual?

fatal

Empty, white, brightly lit room. I will wear a white silk gown, you will wear all black, an executioners mask and black silk gloves.

As I gasp for my last breath of air, you slice my throat.

 

[nutsnack]

Inxs!!

 

[Lestat]

consider it taken

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I couldn't kill you unless I had to.