sympathy, please

[Island Son]

I feel sick as shit.
Breakdown -
1:00 pm. Stomach feels a little bloated. No biggie, I still gorge myself at lunch, take a nice walk afterwards.
4:50 pm. Mild case of the runs
5:10 pm. Feeling a little dizzy
5:20 pm. Headache. Fuck it i'm going home "early", gotta work in the morning anyway
5:40 pm. Really feeling chilly. Happy assclowns are on the street holding hands, wearing skirts and shorts.
6:00 pm. Home. 20-minute shower trying to warm up without 3rd degree burns
6:05 pm. Bathroom break.
6:10 pm. Finish shower, then turn on the heat.
7:00 pm. Ever seen a dizzy guy run to the bathroom? Freaking hilarious.
7:20 pm Throw up 4 times.
7:30 pm Post shameless tearjerker on Elite.

Sympathy needed, cheque optional.

 

[flex123]

reading that post just gave me a whif of a terrible smell of shit. Thanks man.

 

[rjl296]

no sympathy for you !


biotch

 

[Citruscide]

I'd give you sympathy... but... hmm I ran out of it when I was 12.

C-ditty

 

[Island Son]

Aww, you took the time to insult me.
You care, you really do! *sniff*
Bitches, I've got one foot in the grave, the other foot will kick your ass

 

[velvett]

 

[rjl296]

i didnt meean to insult you.



















biotch

 

[Island Son]

Thanks V. That one kiss is worth at least 3 from a regular girl.

 

[Pop-Tart]

Eat a poptart dude it will make you feel better and more reengernized Well dont eat this poptart cause I am still getting over a bad breakup with my xbeau who works at post its a long congungulated story reall though get a poptart and smile your bicuspises out

 

[Island Son]

biotch

Strange accent you got there.
Oh, it's your lisp! Sorry, my bad, I got nothing against you people.

 

[Citruscide]

Thanks V. That one kiss is worth at least 3 from a regular girl.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees... 3x the value...

LOL @ Pop Tart... your grasp on the English language is commanding!

C-ditty

 

[velvett]

***BLUSH***

Thanks Island Son

 

[Island Son]

rjl296, Citrus, Tart flex & Lady V I'm outtie.. gotta crash, thanks for the words
C ya when I see ya!

 

[Ffactor]

Sounds like Ebola, u throwing up blood, call the CDC and quarantine yourself mofo.

 

[biteme]

My sympathies man, being sick sux.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

If it's "SARS", then blame it on the chinks.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Dam SG you beat me to it! SARS, it's a bitch!

Yeah, it's worse than Godzilla.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

If it's "SARS", then blame it on the chinks.

Dam SG you beat me to it! SARS, it's a bitch!

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Yeah, it's worse than Godzilla.

Mothra used to give me night terrors as a young child! I hope SARS won't do the same!

 

[Puddles]

Also sounds a lot like salmonella. What ever it is, feel better ASAP!

 

[flex123]

rjl296, Citrus, Tart flex & Lady V I'm outtie.. gotta crash, thanks for the words
C ya when I see ya!

Hey now I was just playing with you and in return I get called a Tart?

 

[Island Son]

Thanks all.. after a bad weekend I'm feeling better. The doc just gave me 3 days's worth of Cipro, he thinks it's bacterial not viral (i.e. Norwalk). Hopefully after that my appetite will be back and I can start making up the lost weight.

Special K for everyone!