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Swine Flu: What do you think?

Are you worried about the "Swine Flu Pandemic"?

  • I'm totally trippin out about it

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • Couldn't care less

    Votes: 4 33.3%
  • I farted

    Votes: 6 50.0%

  • Total voters
    12
  • Poll closed .

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so far neuramidase inhibitors have seemed to work. Weird how this new strain is able to jump from person to person. Before, swine flu has only been able to go from pig to person.
 
According to the CDC between 2005 and 2008, there were twelve reported cases of swine flu in this country. Eleven of the cases involved persons who had direct or indirect contact with pigs. A spokesman for the CDC in the news gave this advice to deal with the "pandemic": Frequently wash your hands and if you feel sick, stay home. So to sum things up, stay away from pigs, wash your hands alot, and stay at home when sick. I'm waiting for the Spanish Flu to come back, then I'll panic. I'm waiting for something more frightening, like "Great White Shark Flu" or "Kamodo Dragon Dysentery". Viruses are fascinating though. Always liked the hemmoragic fever strains, problem was, they usually had such a high mortality rate and killed so quickly, the infection would burn itself out. Personally, I wish they got bottle up the bug (not sure if it was a virus or bacteria) I got a few years ago that strapped me to my toilet for three days. If they could bottle that bug up and spray it over Afghanistan or Iraq, our terrorist problem would probably be solved. Can't be a very effective suicide bomber when you can't get off the shitter.
 
According to the CDC between 2005 and 2008, there were twelve reported cases of swine flu in this country. Eleven of the cases involved persons who had direct or indirect contact with pigs. A spokesman for the CDC in the news gave this advice to deal with the "pandemic": Frequently wash your hands and if you feel sick, stay home. So to sum things up, stay away from pigs, wash your hands alot, and stay at home when sick. I'm waiting for the Spanish Flu to come back, then I'll panic. I'm waiting for something more frightening, like "Great White Shark Flu" or "Kamodo Dragon Dysentery". Viruses are fascinating though. Always liked the hemmoragic fever strains, problem was, they usually had such a high mortality rate and killed so quickly, the infection would burn itself out. Personally, I wish they got bottle up the bug (not sure if it was a virus or bacteria) I got a few years ago that strapped me to my toilet for three days. If they could bottle that bug up and spray it over Afghanistan or Iraq, our terrorist problem would probably be solved. Can't be a very effective suicide bomber when you can't get off the shitter.
so, to sum it up, it makes you fart alot? well, i have it then. you said what? you are waiting for the spanish fly to make a comeback? good luck.
 
It didn't know spanish fly was out.
 
According to the CDC between 2005 and 2008, there were twelve reported cases of swine flu in this country. Eleven of the cases involved persons who had direct or indirect contact with pigs. A spokesman for the CDC in the news gave this advice to deal with the "pandemic": Frequently wash your hands and if you feel sick, stay home. So to sum things up, stay away from pigs, wash your hands alot, and stay at home when sick. I'm waiting for the Spanish Flu to come back, then I'll panic. I'm waiting for something more frightening, like "Great White Shark Flu" or "Kamodo Dragon Dysentery". Viruses are fascinating though. Always liked the hemmoragic fever strains, problem was, they usually had such a high mortality rate and killed so quickly, the infection would burn itself out. Personally, I wish they got bottle up the bug (not sure if it was a virus or bacteria) I got a few years ago that strapped me to my toilet for three days. If they could bottle that bug up and spray it over Afghanistan or Iraq, our terrorist problem would probably be solved. Can't be a very effective suicide bomber when you can't get off the shitter.


The Spanish flu would not have the same impact today as people have immunity.

The issue with influenza A is the genetic drift.

The combination of virulence and transmissability is what will create a new global pandemic, and we are overdue one.

I have a stop-over in LA next week, I might wear a mask.
 
I'm knot afraid

As a matter of fact ... I just banged a Messican chick while eating a ham sammich :)
 
Ok, it looks like this swine flu serotype is the same as the Spanish flu, H1 N1.

Most of the vacccines have been for bird flu or H5N1.

So far the only deaths have been in Mexico, but there are outbreaks happening around the world.
 
The Spanish flu would not have the same impact today as people have immunity.

The issue with influenza A is the genetic drift.

The combination of virulence and transmissability is what will create a new global pandemic, and we are overdue one.

I have a stop-over in LA next week, I might wear a mask.

I had Influenza A a few years ago. Got it from a patient at work ..... but I think it was a different strain than pig flu.
Either way, never been so sick in my life.
My doctor couldn't get my fever down. She told me to call her office by 4pm if my fever had not decreased after seeing her bc she wanted to get me a bed at the hospital before her office closed that day.
I called her and lied. I said that I felt MUCH better. I lied because I felt SOOOOO sick, I didn't want anyone trying to get me to move off the couch to GO to the hospital. I lost 15 pounds in about 9 days. SUCKED. BAD.
 
Global conspiracy to take direct public attention away from perceived "failings" of governments, recession etc. to typical apocalyptic scenario - terrorism just doesn't cut it anymore for keeping the population in line!!11
 
Global conspiracy to take direct public attention away from perceived "failings" of governments, recession etc. to typical apocalyptic scenario - terrorism just doesn't cut it anymore for keeping the population in line!!11

I have heard the conspiracy things, and I am typically quite a fan of conspiracy.

However, having had to do some research on influenza A, I don't think it is a conspiracy.

The virus is just really scary.
 
I have heard the conspiracy things, and I am typically quite a fan of conspiracy.

However, having had to do some research on influenza A, I don't think it is a conspiracy.

The virus is just really scary.

Indeed. Looks like I'll be immigrating to Madagascar in the near future seeing as planes, boats etc are still coming in from both American continents.
 
well, they closed schools in california, tx and Ny due to students testing positive for swine flu..

could get really ugly..
 
Well a good thing if it comes and wipes out a couple million bottom-feeders in America,ie: the weak and fat -- jobs will be everywhere! Recession will end!

Bad news. King Obama will invoke martial law, and then communism. This is the change we need :)

r
 
I called her and lied. I said that I felt MUCH better. I lied because I felt SOOOOO sick, I didn't want anyone trying to get me to move off the couch to GO to the hospital. I lost 15 pounds in about 9 days. SUCKED. BAD.

Moved to the weight loss forum.

r
 
Well a good thing if it comes and wipes out a couple million bottom-feeders in America,ie: the weak and fat -- jobs will be everywhere! Recession will end!

Bad news. King Obama will invoke martial law, and then communism. This is the change we need :)

r

The last pandemic killed healthy individuals between the ages of 20 and 45, quite a few soldiers.

That is the age range where the deaths have occurred now.

It is more likely to affect those that leave their houses, so those that can stay at home as they don't work are not going to get it.
 
The last pandemic killed healthy individuals between the ages of 20 and 45, quite a few soldiers.

That is the age range where the deaths have occurred now.

It is more likely to affect those that leave their houses, so those that can stay at home as they don't work are not going to get it.

This is the point when I move to england work out of my home. My paycheck will SKYROCKET when everyone else is dead. Woo Hoo!!!

r
 
How concerned should we be?? Im starting to freak out....I cant take tamiflu unless the benefit outweighs the risk...what a choice I...I hope this is media hype.....I have enough to worry about without having to worry about a global pandemic
 
It's media hype, same thing happened with avian flu and mad cow disease.
 
It's media hype, same thing happened with avian flu and mad cow disease.

Yeah I was so excited about them, even writing some hardcore metal songs. And then it faded out. A complete bomb. I was so dissapointed. No one know wants to hear a song on stage called " darkness mad cow killer".

r
 
How concerned should we be?? Im starting to freak out....I cant take tamiflu unless the benefit outweighs the risk...what a choice I...I hope this is media hype.....I have enough to worry about without having to worry about a global pandemic

A lot of countries have been preparing for a pandemic as this is what the flu does every 40-50 years.

Have you had flu jabs in the last few years as a variant of H1 NI was in this year's (and possibly the last few years) flu vaccine.
 
A lot of countries have been preparing for a pandemic as this is what the flu does every 40-50 years.

Have you had flu jabs in the last few years as a variant of H1 NI was in this year's (and possibly the last few years) flu vaccine.

No. I've never had the flu shot.
 
A lot of people here have family in mexico. People are panicking. Now it's up to 150 deaths, schools are closed, and everyone in the city is wearing masks everywhere! Damn that must be a weird site to see. If it his here, it is really going to make hard for dance clubs.

r
 
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