Supersizeme pees sitting down

[Frackal]

He confessed this to me last night in a veritable fit of self hatred and guilt.

 

[solidj55]

LOL

 

[HappyScrappy]

check the medicine cabinet, because sometimes I leave it there

 

[vixenbabe]

I'm trying to train my man to do this...My cleaning would be cut in half......

 

[slickdadd]

When in the close proximity of many people, especially ladies, i often sit down to pee. To avoid the tinkle factor.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm trying to train my man to do this...My cleaning would be cut in half......

tell him to piss in the shower. there is water running in there anyway. saves on flushes and makes for easy clean up.

take it from me though - you don't want to try the same thing with dumps.

 

[HumorMe]

I'm trying to train my man to do this...My cleaning would be cut in half......

I have a house full of females here. My daughters would see my standing while going to the bathroom so they thought they would try it too! I catch myself ocassionally sitting out of habit from the early years.

 

[beastboy]

I do too if I have a boner!

 

[HappyScrappy]

I've pissed in the sink on a bunch of occasions. so far I haven't where I live now - give it time.

in college I used to go into the mop closets and piss in the mop buckets because there was never a line for those at parties.

also the laundry if it is too cold outside.

 

[WODIN]

I like peeing from my pearch high up in the trees of my backyard. Especially at night.

 

[vixenbabe]

Happy...You move me...

Takin a duke or a piss in the shower is like letting the dog lick your plate clean....Gross!

 

[HappyScrappy]

Happy...You move me...

Takin a duke or a piss in the shower is like letting the dog lick your plate clean....Gross!

dog saliva is waaaay cleaner than human saliva.

either way, the shower or the plate is gonna get washed - so I don't see what the big deal is.

and I already told you that dumping in the shower isn't gonna work.
also not in the garbage disposal - no matter how good an idea it sounds like at the time - it isn't.

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

peeing in the shower is good for athlete's foot, pooing in the shower just gets your feet nd shower dirty!

 

[the nature boy]

in the middle of the night when I need to pee I'll sit down. I don't have to worry about accuracy and plus I'm pretty damn tired to stand up.

 

[slickdadd]

in the middle of the night when I need to pee I'll sit down. I don't have to worry about accuracy and plus I'm pretty damn tired to stand up.

I have momentarily dozed off doing just that.

 

[supersizeme]

I'd like all of elite to know that I am a very rugged, burly man's man who only tinkle winkles while standing up. When I'm finished going potty, I wipe my pee pee off with some sandpaper and that's that. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go take down an average sized red wood by punching it until it falls, and then I must slap some bears in the face.

 

[Nathan]

I do too if I have a boner!

I just stand way back and hope for the best. I always miss more than I hit it but I don't really give a shit.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Happy...You move me...

maybe my nickname should be "Prune Juice"

 

[Zebo]

in the middle of the night when I need to pee I'll sit down. I don't have to worry about accuracy and plus I'm pretty damn tired to stand up.

And you don't have to turn the light on, which would only fuck up going back to sleep.

Also, at times when your not exactly sure that's a fart, better sit down.