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The newest fad... anal bleaching.
Huh?
Apparently there is a new laser procedure that is guranteed to bring remove the brown stains (no pun) that develop from years of use (no pun) and gradual aging of your O-Ring.
You can now turn that rusty sheriff's badge back in to a pastel starfish once again. I shit you not. (no pun).
I was trying to think of the benefits of this and I come up with :
1 - it is less embarassing when you go to get your ass waxed.
2 - Pink is the new black. so to speak
3 - Jock straps were made for this showcase.
4 - You can pretend to be a virgin again.
5 - you don't have to panic when getting rimmed with the lights on
6 - you can shock your parents, friends and coworkers by dropping your pants after one of them remarks somehing about you looks different.
This discovery has nathan written all over it.
Huh?
Apparently there is a new laser procedure that is guranteed to bring remove the brown stains (no pun) that develop from years of use (no pun) and gradual aging of your O-Ring.
You can now turn that rusty sheriff's badge back in to a pastel starfish once again. I shit you not. (no pun).
I was trying to think of the benefits of this and I come up with :
1 - it is less embarassing when you go to get your ass waxed.
2 - Pink is the new black. so to speak
3 - Jock straps were made for this showcase.
4 - You can pretend to be a virgin again.
5 - you don't have to panic when getting rimmed with the lights on
6 - you can shock your parents, friends and coworkers by dropping your pants after one of them remarks somehing about you looks different.
This discovery has nathan written all over it.
