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stupidest thing you've ever done at a club

Stupidset = hitting some innocent guy over the head with a beer bottle.

Most embarrassing = trying to force kiss every other girl in the place.

btw, I was heavily intoxicated both times, (duh).
 
I would be the one that knocks out the guy force kissing all the girls then tries to have a go with my girl. POP, his kissing days are over
 
Introduced myself to my ex.

Boy, I could have done without those 4 years of my life that followed.
 
Damn, with all the fighting and kissing going on... one would suspect you were all in dyke bars.
 
homegrownmuscle said:
I am sure I will think of other ones by the time this thread is done.
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Well I'm sure there are more/better ones, but unfortunately alcohol has a way to make one forget things that happened.:(
 
alien amp pharm said:
Stupidset = hitting some innocent guy over the head with a beer bottle.

Most embarrassing = trying to force kiss every other girl in the place.

btw, I was heavily intoxicated both times, (duh).
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at the mouse's ear? also known as the mouse's rear?????
 
distanced said:
I would be the one that knocks out the guy force kissing all the girls then tries to have a go with my girl. POP, his kissing days are over
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I'm suprised that didn't happen....perhaps my massive gunz intimidated the dudes.

Actually, I only tried on the girls I new or kinda new (or so I was told the next day). Not even sure if it worked as I didn't remember much that happened. I felt really bad the next day though. AAhhhh, good times!:rolleyes:
 
alien amp pharm said:
Stupidset = hitting some innocent guy over the head with a beer bottle.

Most embarrassing = trying to force kiss every other girl in the place.

btw, I was heavily intoxicated both times, (duh).
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did this happen at the mouse's ear, a.k.a. the mouse's rear??
 
This all sounds like the Jr/Sr Prom to me.

I want to hear some juicy stories. Like how you drove your car through the window.
 
rnch said:
did this happen at the mouse's ear, a.k.a. the mouse's rear??
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lol, nah, it was actually at Gatsby's. I haven't been to the Ear in a long time. Good looking girls though, last time I was there.
 
alien amp pharm said:


lol, nah, it was actually at Gatsby's. I haven't been to the Ear in a long time. Good looking girls though, last time I was there.
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u musta REALLY been drunk the last time u were in there!!! there is more chicken skin and flabby thighs in there than u see in the poultry section of white's supermarket in beautifull downtown grey!!!! OOF!!!!!!! my broly drug me in there lat year; i vowed never to go back there again. stick to the great gatsby.
 
pauly said:
Pissed on a girl's leg.

Pulled out my piece and slapped a girl's butt numerous times.
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lol.

Now those are gonna be tough to beat.
 
come on man, you gotta know your limits. throwing up on a hot girl (but then again you were quite drunk when you thought she was hot). lol
 
Got seriously blazed on VERY good herb, went to a killer techno club...Thought I was dancing until some chick stepped on my fingers....Heh heh heh

Ranger
 
Well once, I walked around with a napkin stuck on my shoe, for like... a whole minute.
 
Having a woman give me head in front of her boyfriend then putting a dent in my old jeep when I put his head into one of the pannels

I blame it on my youth
 
Stupidest thing I ever done at a club was ask a cop for a pen.:D

This chick I was dancing with gave me her phone number and I didnt have a pen on me.
I was drunk as fuck. I walked up to this cop that was working at the club and asked him for a pen.
My friend just pulled me by the shirt and we just left.
I never ended up scoring with that chick.:(
 
I was dancing in the middle of a crowd of about 80 people with my nuts hanging out of my pants for about 20 minutes at a luau. Nobody noticed until the limbo started up. I have pictures, some of the best pictures I've ever been in.
 
2:07am. Typing really slow and carefully. The girl selling UV shots talked to me abit, so I flirted with her all night. I gave her a big tip despite the fact I dont do shots. this is hard to type. PLASTERED. ok, so she was hot. she knows my name and I got her butt without any complaints. Good work. I plan to go back soon to get more. She seemed a bit too friendly. Must have liked my money. Wow, this has taken me like ten min. to type. Need water, advil, and a ton more advil!! cooking up some tuna helper right now. woo hoo need bed!! Fina time.
 
- shat in a urinal
- danced naked(knew the bouncers)
- 100-120 fights till I quit drinking
- rode a bicycle nude in front of a bar
- hooked up the cables wrong on purpose when getting a boost from a cop(nice results)
- escaped a huge taxi fare by getting dropped off in front of a strangers house and walking thru it
- stole a 40 ounce bottle of JD from the bar well
- encouraged someone to shit on the dance floor(he did)
- bought my ex a drink and spilled all my chew spit in it
- and got head numerous times in the club(worked at it)
 
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