Stupidest thing I ever done at a club was ask a cop for a pen.
This chick I was dancing with gave me her phone number and I didnt have a pen on me.
I was drunk as fuck. I walked up to this cop that was working at the club and asked him for a pen.
My friend just pulled me by the shirt and we just left.
I never ended up scoring with that chick.
I was dancing in the middle of a crowd of about 80 people with my nuts hanging out of my pants for about 20 minutes at a luau. Nobody noticed until the limbo started up. I have pictures, some of the best pictures I've ever been in.