Stupid Is...

[Frackal]

Stupid Is: the woman who came into the GNC in which I work the other day, and said she was looking to lose about 20 lbs. When I asked her what her diet was like, she said: "I eat cheese. A lot of cheese, because it's high in protein right?"

 

[gymnpoppa]

Stupid Is: the woman who came into the GNC in which I work the other day, and said she was looking to lose about 20 lbs. When I asked her what her diet was like, she said: "I eat cheese. A lot of cheese, because it's high in protein right?"

Yep, stupid. How could you not know the basics?

 

[BigBazooka]

Satanic Goatslayer would have a constant killing fest if he worked at your store!

 

[Frackal]

You may all now begin posting observations of stupid human activites you observe during your daily existance.

For example, Stupid Is:

That I just got my license yesterday, and I was getting ready to go straight at a green light, when an impatient assmonger decided that people making left turns had the right of way instead, almost wrecking my brand new car.


Actually that gets upgraded into the "Extra Stupid" Category.

 

[MasterMind]

Stupid is watching this idiot at the park today when I was playing ball....he was walking back in forth between two girls trying to mac and he tripped over the same spot about 7 times.....and he couldn't figure out why everyone at the courts was cracking up

 

[Roadblock]

Stupid is to try to impress everyone while lifting old car batteries and carry it on the shoulder while battery acid is leaking down his back and all over his clothes.

 

[BigBazooka]

Stupid is to try to impress everyone while lifting old car batteries and carry it on the shoulder while battery acid is leaking down his back and all over his clothes.

How about starting a new karma thread EVERY single day? Heheh.. j/k Roadblock..

 

[Roadblock]

How about starting a new karma thread EVERY single day? Heheh.. j/k Roadblock..

Hmm... I can´t recall starting a single thread on karma but I have participated on those threads. Karma commin´ your way

 

[BigBazooka]

Hmm... I can´t recall starting a single thread on karma but I have participated on those threads. Karma commin´ your way

Shit.. I'm sorry, man. I mixed you with "Rebelrocker". HE is the guy that starts a karma whore thread every day. lol

 

[WODIN]

That I just got my license yesterday, and I was getting ready to go straight at a green light, when an impatient assmonger decided that people making left turns had the right of way instead, almost wrecking my brand new car.

Frackal,

Just get use to sitting for two seconds after the light turns green. 90% of the time someone is either going to keep going to beat that yellow light they are coming up on or someone is going to try and beat the oncoming traffic with a quick turn.

 

[frorider6]

Stupid is:

The fatass talking about losing weight at my gym last night. This is what I overheard:
short fat lardass - "I've been working out for a month and haven't missed a day."
co-worker of fatass - "Well, you look great."
short fat lardass - "Yeah, I've lost 10 lbs....."
I think- "Cool, fat tub of lard is finally exercising. Good for him."
short fat lardass - ".... and I've only got another 15 to lose."

WHAT?!?!

I hope he meant he had another 15 lbs to lose THAT DAY! I weighed myself after him in the locker room (of course he had to walk around naked ). He was about 5'6" and 218. Disgusting.

 

[musclebrains]

Stupid is the woman I saw returning her grilled radicchio to the kitchen last night because it was "bitter."

 

[havoc]

Stupid is this hispanic youngster in my gym yesterday wearing bright orange pants, bright orange T-Shirt with the "County Jail" emblem on the back. See, he thinks looking like a convict makes him hard, I congratulated him on the Jail Break and went on with my business. This kid actually purchased that on purpose.

 

[casavant]

Stupid Is: the woman who came into the GNC in which I work the other day, and said she was looking to lose about 20 lbs. When I asked her what her diet was like, she said: "I eat cheese. A lot of cheese, because it's high in protein right?"

I have a buddy that works there and he says he actually has some people come in and ask him if they sell steroids. Ever have that happen?

 

[casavant]

Stupid is:

When I lost my debit card the other day and called my bank to hot card it.
Me: I need to cancel my card because I lost it.
Banklady: What are the last four digits on the card?
Me: I have no idea.
Banklady: Well, do you have it handy where you can check for me?
Me: No, I LOST it.
Banklady: Oh.

Stupid is: The people at my bar who leave their purse half way across the place and expect nothing to happen to it.

Stupid is: All the new people at my gym who expect you to run them through all the epuipment and put them on a full workout and nutrition plan, rather than take some initiative and do a little research on their own. I have no sympathy for these people.

 

[Citruscide]

Stupid Is: the woman who came into the GNC in which I work the other day, and said she was looking to lose about 20 lbs. When I asked her what her diet was like, she said: "I eat cheese. A lot of cheese, because it's high in protein right?"

WOW... that's good

Here's mine --
Stupid is -- When I get a response e-mail from a law firm telling me they are looking for someone with more writing expierence and then add the line "The prospect for jobs are 'not now good'" -- More writing expierence? Bitch, I have your writing here in my ass... NOT NOW GOOD? Where the fuck did they hire him?

C

 

[Raina]

I hate the people who call up our office yelling and screaming that they need to talk to their salesperson NOW-- but they have no idea who their salesperson is....

Stupid is my coworker who asked me yestereday for diet advise. Her doctor wants her to lose about 80 pounds. She asked me what I would recommend for calorie intake and what would be a reasonable carb intake-- assuming she's not willing to do ANY exercise. I tried to explain that exercise is key-- even if she just walks 20 minutes a few days week it would help. How am I supposed to answer something like that??

The same girl and I went out for lunch yesterday. After we left she told me she was proud of herself because she ate well-- she asked if I thought she did. Not exagerating, she poured over 1/2 cup of ranch dressing over her salad. It's frustrating because she asks for advise and knows she's physically suffering from her lifestyle, but isn't actually willing to do anything. I hope she gets it someday.

 

[dballer]

Stupid is...
I know this guy named "Rug" and he has a friend named "Van". Well Rug is a straight up guy, he is super cool. But his sidekick named Van is not too bright.
One night while laying in bed drunk with a ciggarette in his hand.. DRUNK!!... he catches the bed on fire as he passes out. His sister cannot wake him up. The room catches on fire. They call the fire dept. and Van gets up and starts flipping out cause they got his work clothes wet. Then goes into the living room and passes out on the couch.
Van is now serving 2 years on a probation violation.

 

[frorider6]

Stupid is...
I know this guy named "Rug" and he has a friend named "Van". Well Rug is a straight up guy, he is super cool. But his sidekick named Van is not too bright.
One night while laying in bed drunk with a ciggarette in his hand.. DRUNK!!... he catches the bed on fire as he passes out. His sister cannot wake him up. The room catches on fire. They call the fire dept. and Van gets up and starts flipping out cause they got his work clothes wet. Then goes into the living room and passes out on the couch.
Van is now serving 2 years on a probation violation.

I thought that was going to be a joke and I was waiting for the punch line.

 

[dballer]

Not a joke.. very true. These guys reming me or Mel Tillis and Terry Bradshaw in the movie Cannonball Run... I mean to a tee!!!

Van's violation was cause the PO came to the house and he opened the door with a beer in his hand.

 

[Warik]

Stupid is... teaching an archaic programming language that nobody uses, has used for several years, or will ever use again in the future simply to add another requirement to the Computer Science degree program.

Stupid is... not accepting cash at the parking garage for a parking decal. Are you afraid my $20 is going to bounce?

Stupid is... approaching a car waiting to turn at a stop sign (me) with your turn indicator on, slowing down, but not actually turning, thus nearly rear-ending the car in question if not for its uber-l33t accelerating abilities.

Stupid is... getting 1,000 requests for business a month, not making any sales, and blaming it on the website.

Stupid is... not asking the customer for a picture ID to accompany his credit card for a purchase in excess of $150 despite the fact that the reverse side of the card clearly says in large, bold, print letters "REQUEST PICTURE ID"

Stupid is... calling me to tell me that I'm pre-approved for a Discover Platinum Card even though I've already had one for two months.

Stupid is... deeming the murder of 5 innocent children acceptable, but the execution of their killer unacceptable.

Stupid is... fooling me into opening and online account at your bank (ShittyBank for those who care, stay away from these fuckers) under the impression that I will receive a free palm pilot, then telling me that I will receive the free palm pilot within 90 days of my opening of the account, then informing me that I won't receive it until February because the Twin Towers, the world's largest deposits of free palm pilots, were destroyed.

Stupid is... taking WTMI: Classical 93.1 FM off the air and replacing it with a dance music station even though 3 other such stations already exist and leaving civilized South Floridians with nothing to listen to on the radio.

I can go on
and on
and on
and on

Stupidity: The Foremost Human Virtue.

-Warik

 

[dballer]

No.. Warik.. you should go on...

here is another one..


STUPID IS:
Not listening to Black Sabbath

 

[Warik]

No.. Warik.. you should go on...

Stupid is... telling Warik what to do. Warik knows best. If he is not doing something, then it's because the time is not yet right for him to do it. To suggest that he should do something suggests that the time is right, when in fact, it is not. That makes you stupid.

BWAHAHHHHAHAHAA

 

[mattcanning99]

why does cheese have such a bad rap. i know its not bodybuilding food, but its lower than the average fat intake by north americans (37%), and high in protein (about 33%), and the quality of the protein, isnt too bad, if i remember correctly. yes, cheese isnt bodybuilding food, but its not as bad as people say, so why the bad rep?

 

[dballer]

Stupid is... telling Warik what to do. Warik knows best. If he is not doing something, then it's because the time is not yet right for him to do it. To suggest that he should do something suggests that the time is right, when in fact, it is not. That makes you stupid.

BWAHAHHHHAHAHAA

Warik.. you should use your name in another post

 

[casavant]

why does cheese have such a bad rap. i know its not bodybuilding food, but its lower than the average fat intake by north americans (37%), and high in protein (about 33%), and the quality of the protein, isnt too bad, if i remember correctly. yes, cheese isnt bodybuilding food, but its not as bad as people say, so why the bad rep?

I always get my biggest when I don't worry about eating "bodybuilding foods" to the point of neurotic obsession.

 

[Frackal]

why does cheese have such a bad rap. i know its not bodybuilding food, but its lower than the average fat intake by north americans (37%), and high in protein (about 33%), and the quality of the protein, isnt too bad, if i remember correctly. yes, cheese isnt bodybuilding food, but its not as bad as people say, so why the bad rep?

Yes, but a non keto diet high in cheese and shit is not conducive to fat loss...

 

[mattcanning99]

well, i agree cheese isn't the best choice there is, but some people, bill phillips in particular, say it is the devil...i think that's wrong. peace.

matt

 

[brainiac]

Stupid is this girl in biology class I heard about at school. Teacher was explaining that sperm was mostly protien and water. She raised her hand and asked "Then why does it taste so salty"?

 

[dballer]

Love love cheese. I like baby swiss and feta.

 

[mattcanning99]

Stupid is this girl in biology class I heard about at school. Teacher was explaining that sperm was mostly protien and water. She raised her hand and asked "Then why does it taste so salty"?

LOL!!!! ahahahaha

peace

matt

 

[Frackal]

Stupid is this girl in biology class I heard about at school. Teacher was explaining that sperm was mostly protien and water. She raised her hand and asked "Then why does it taste so salty"?

That gave me a hard on for some reason...??

 

[frorider6]

Stupid is this girl in biology class I heard about at school. Teacher was explaining that sperm was mostly protien and water. She raised her hand and asked "Then why does it taste so salty"?

That's a pretty old urban legend.

 

[HappyScrappy]

That's a pretty old urban legend.

don't forget one where they are studying bacteria and the prof turns to the blonde next to him and takes a Q-Tip and swabs the inside of her cheek and then he shows the class the bacteria in there, but then they are all shocked when there are sperm swimming around.
she then gets embarassed and runs out of the room.

I'm gonna start an urban legend about a dog, the lbs penut butter, and a strap on... might as well toss a few midgets in and a nun too.

 

[danielson]

during a swim class while i was i school we were being trained how to rescue people in distress in the pool (not v. advanced shit )

the teacher was showing how to throw a floating rope into the pool to reel someone in. he then asked everyone else to try. everyone threw one end in, half way down the line my friend threw the whole reel of rope in