Stuff we all know that we "are not supposed to laugh about" but always do anyway....

[SoreArms]

One of my ex GF's had a best friend that had sex with one of my friends. My friend told me she was kind of loose, so me and my ex gf secretely refered to her as "big lips" any time we would talk about her from then on.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i love people who walk into glass doors

and i dont give a damn, i laugh out loud

 

[Wynn]

Back when I lived in Manhattan, one beautiful spring morning I was walking through The Village on the way to class, and saw this drop-dead-gorgeous black lady, leggy supermodel type, wearing a tiny, clingy little bright red dress, walking down the front steps of her brownstone row-house. As she got to the bottom of the steps, she stepped in a massive pile of dog shit, slipped, and fell ass-first into the steaming pile of poop.

You reminded me- the pooper scooper law doesn't seem to apply to the horse carriage drivers at Central Park. Fortunately I've never stepped in a fresh pile.

When I was in rehearsal for graduation at age 14 one of my classmates was epileptic. Since we marched in alphabetical order he was always next to me. On one rehearsal we sat on benches while the teachers explained the program for commencement. He had a seizure and I didn't notice. He leaned on me like he was my buddy- since I was not in a good mood I shrugged him off without looking(we were not buddies). When I heard a teacher call out I did look to see him flopping on the floor like a landed fish. I was so stunned at the time I didn't move to help him. After I was scolded for my impertinence I had a moment to laugh.

 

[casualbb]

I was doing PC support at this internet company back before the dot-com bubble burst. We had hired this hardcore Russian lady to help with server administration. One of the things she was assigned was programming a timesheet program for the hourly employees.

So I was chillin with my other tech-guy (my superior), and she walks in and starts to talk to him at length about the timesheet program. Except, because of her Russian accent, she keeps saying "time-shit." She's going on and on about these timeshits, and my superior and I are just kinda looking from her to each other, back and forth. Finally she finishes talking, and my superior goes, "Alright, well, we'll talk more about this later. I REALLY have to go the bathroom."

I ran laughing from the room.

I couldn't bring myself to make eye contact with her later. Fortunately the company went bankrupt a couple months later.

 

[casualbb]

Oh god, I got another one.

I was hanging out in a friend's dorm room. His female friend randomly wanders in to say hi. Since I hadn't met her, we exchanged names from across the room, but I didn't understand hers. She was Muslim, and the name was kind of difficult. After repeating it twice, I still couldn't get it, and felt like such a moron.

Right as I was about to give it one last try, I farted. Loudly. I quickly froze position, and my male friends turned and just stared for a second. Once the shock wore off, we started going nuts, rolling around the room laughing.

The thing is, this poor muslim girl apparently DIDN'T HEAR THE FART. She's standing there going "omg! What did I do?!? What's going on!?!" and we're like "hahaha...nothing... nothing..." She just stood there getting more and more frantic, looking like she was about to cry.

We never told her.

 

[Imnotdutch]

In biochem class we were being told about organic molecules with the emphasis being on how industry has to check out the side-effects of sbstances thoroughly before putting them on the market. Tedious shit! As an example the lecturer toldus about 'buttercup yellow'. This was the dye they used to add to margerine in order tomake it look more appetising (like butter). So the good point about this shit is that it gave people a healthy alternative to butter.........he then mentions that 'buttercup yellow' is a carcinogen.......I coudlnt help but crackup at the thought of all the fitness freaks eating that shit to stay healthy and then getting cancer.

 

[Robert Jan]

You mean like this:

http://www.wannabebigforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11192

 

[Imnotdutch]

You mean like this:

http://www.wannabebigforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11192

Didnt Noddy use to drive a micra?

 

[tuc biscuit]

Oh god, I got another one.

I was hanging out in a friend's dorm room. His female friend randomly wanders in to say hi. Since I hadn't met her, we exchanged names from across the room, but I didn't understand hers. She was Muslim, and the name was kind of difficult. After repeating it twice, I still couldn't get it, and felt like such a moron.

Right as I was about to give it one last try, I farted. Loudly. I quickly froze position, and my male friends turned and just stared for a second. Once the shock wore off, we started going nuts, rolling around the room laughing.

The thing is, this poor muslim girl apparently DIDN'T HEAR THE FART. She's standing there going "omg! What did I do?!? What's going on!?!" and we're like "hahaha...nothing... nothing..." She just stood there getting more and more frantic, looking like she was about to cry.

We never told her.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! that is pure gold

 

[Sub-Zero]

Re: Stuff we all know that we "are not supposed to laugh about" but always do anyway.

Turns out, he fell inside the dumpster, fell asleep, and did not make a sound when he woke up because he was pissed at his aid for something.

ROFL