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hypothetical situation
it's thursday night and you are wanting to get your swerve on.
problem is, you only got $20
you need a classless meal, booze and a pack of smokes for the evening.
how do you stretch the $20 to cover everything????
 
Vagabino said:
hypothetical situation
it's thursday night and you are wanting to get your swerve on.
problem is, you only got $20
you need a classless meal, booze and a pack of smokes for the evening.
how do you stretch the $20 to cover everything????
buy chips from save alot, booze from albertsons
and have sex with the guy who sells the smokes
 
cheap handle of whiskey in a plastic bottle (aka a convenient carrying case), mcd's dollar menu (dbl cheezburgers), pack of marlboros

recipe for success
 
half gallon of senators club whiskey or comparable brand - 10 bucks
pack of smokes - 5 bucks
mcdonalds - 5 bucks

back when i was broke i would do this every weekend. between coinstar-ing any change i had and bottle returns. when you're that broke, getting by=getting fucked up.
 
Two Whopper Juniors and an order of fries off the dollar menu, $3.23
A pack of 305's, with an exttra cough in every pack, $1.75
a hip flask of basic rotgut whiskey $5.29

Still have money left over to pay cover and first drink at a Club.
 
Vagabino said:
hypothetical situation
it's thursday night and you are wanting to get your swerve on.
problem is, you only got $20
you need a classless meal, booze and a pack of smokes for the evening.
how do you stretch the $20 to cover everything????

ive been here before

bk dollar menu...id get four rodeo burgers...$4..down to $16

on a limited budget id get some cheap ass smokes, whatever is on the bottom shelf at the rite aid / cvs...probably like $3 and change...we'll say $4 (rough cig taxes in michigan). so ive got 12$ left, in good shape

750ml of canadian ltd whiskey is about $8, so im in rad shape here

i can predrink that sucker and have $4 left to buy a mug at the bar to sip on or save it for some post drinking fast food

that's cheap evening folks



and like stekfa said id surely be able to find a few bucks in spare change in my truck


really tho I charge like 90% of my purchases and pay them all off at the end of the month. but not bar tabs. you spend way too much that way.
 
btw I enjoyed this story problem

I could have cheapened it up a bit more, by stealing my roommate's food and going lower class on the booze (5 0 whiskey or vokda) but a stringbean has got to live!
 
string_bean00 said:
btw I enjoyed this story problem

I could have cheapened it up a bit more, by stealing my roommate's food and going lower class on the booze (5 0 whiskey or vokda) but a stringbean has got to live!

You need your own reality show.
 
string_bean00 said:
btw I enjoyed this story problem

I could have cheapened it up a bit more, by stealing my roommate's food and going lower class on the booze (5 0 whiskey or vokda) but a stringbean has got to live!

lol, i love you.
 
Vagabino said:
hypothetical situation
it's thursday night and you are wanting to get your swerve on.
problem is, you only got $20
you need a classless meal, booze and a pack of smokes for the evening.
how do you stretch the $20 to cover everything????

Gawd you all above are amateurs...

Monarch cigs (or GPC's): $1.99
A Couple Frozen Burrito's: $2:00 or a Kids Happy Meal: $2.99
Booze: SRS Whiskey $7.00 for a gallon or a 5th of Orange Vodka ($1.99)

The max price for all of that is is $14. The lowest is close to $7.00. With the remaining $13.00 you can do it all again tomorrow and still have money left on Saturday.
 
The Old Vet said:
Gawd you all above are amateurs...

Monarch cigs (or GPC's): $1.99
A Couple Frozen Burrito's: $2:00 or a Kids Happy Meal: $2.99
Booze: SRS Whiskey $7.00 for a gallon or a 5th of Orange Vodka ($1.99)

The max price for all of that is is $14. The lowest is close to $7.00. With the remaining $13.00 you can do it all again tomorrow and still have money left on Saturday.

old man your numbers are all a little off from the state the question was based in

you wont really find cigs that cheap in mi due to crazy taxes

your meal sucks balls, mine was way more filling and satisfying for $2 more

and my choice of booze was decent for the price, instead of something so horrid id probably rather drink my own piss. no place in michigan will you find a 5th of any type of booze for 1.99

I wasn't trying to lowball the fuck out of everything, just make it a good night for $20.

i feel insulted you called me an amateur, to be quite honest
 
lols this thread is great..

3 totino's pizza's 1 dollar each.. 1 for end of night
cigs bum off anyone you see.. free
liqs = popov 750 ml 7 bucks..

still leaves me with a dimesack for the end of night and next day hangover..

no i've never had to do this..

if it ever came to this i'd honestly just steal a handle of liquor and make people throw down on it.. that'd leave me with like 40 bucks for food and cigs
 
string_bean00 said:
old man your numbers are all a little off from the state the question was based in

you wont really find cigs that cheap in mi due to crazy taxes

your meal sucks balls, mine was way more filling and satisfying for $2 more

and my choice of booze was decent for the price, instead of something so horrid id probably rather drink my own piss. no place in michigan will you find a 5th of any type of booze for 1.99

I wasn't trying to lowball the fuck out of everything, just make it a good night for $20.

i feel insulted you called me an amateur, to be quite honest

lllllloool

Things here in the south cost a little less. Plus in the country we just steal if we cannot afford it.

In all seriousness, cig prices here are going up even though it is the states #1 cash crop. Politicians love taxes, especially on booze and cigs.
 
in Connecticut it costs $20 just to walk to a bar
 
The Old Vet said:
lllllloool

Things here in the south cost a little less. Plus in the country we just steal if we cannot afford it.

In all seriousness, cig prices here are going up even though it is the states #1 cash crop. Politicians love taxes, especially on booze and cigs.

i was in kentucky and could buy a carton of a good local brand for like $20 or a name brand for $25 or $30, it was ridiculous

more like $45 or $50 here
 
string_bean00 said:
i was in kentucky and could buy a carton of a good local brand for like $20 or a name brand for $25 or $30, it was ridiculous

more like $45 or $50 here
shit is ridiculous nowadays

its like 6 bucks for name brand smokes here
 
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