ZenMachine
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Kind of a one sided ass kicking.
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ZenMachine said:He also should have considered not wearing that huge frickin' sweatshirt
that stupid fight is everywhere.It's mike valley fighting 4 goons.In all actuality,he did'nt land one blow.I slowed down the footage,and not one swing landed.Oh well.WizKid25 said:He really had is ass handed to him. I've seen a taped street fight online where one guy beats the crap out of 3 punk teens at once. I have to find that again.![]()
his swing was soooo fucking slowPaulos said:Damn that white boy got owned.
so are you saying this black kid was a ghetto street gangster just because of his white t-shirt and sand monkey do rag on his head? if your applying this, then all black people are ghetto gang bangers! hey good assumptionsupernav said:Skinny white boys can't dance *or* fight.
Never take on street ghetto blacks unless you KNOW your fighting shit. Word of advice. He's lucky that other black kid stepped in and stopped it. Nice to see that boy's other white friends just sat there and were all too scared shitless to step in and do nothing.
Great friends u got there buddy! With friends like that to watch your back, who needs enemies.
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j/ksermon_of_mockery said:that stupid fight is everywhere.It's mike valley fighting 4 goons.In all actuality,he did'nt land one blow.I slowed down the footage,and not one swing landed.Oh well.
yes crockerysermon_of_crockery said:
that's a mike vallely clip?
I thought he was famous for fighting a security guard.
for those who don't know, Mike Vallely is a popular professional skateboarder with a reputation for going against the grain.
big_bad_buff said:
so are you saying this black kid was a ghetto street gangster just because of his white t-shirt and sand monkey do rag on his head? if your applying this, then all black people are ghetto gang bangers! hey good assumptionj/k
good point though, most blacks can fight, probably because most are built like a good boxer would be, natural muscular, long reach etc. and I guess because most hide their fear well, or have a lack of a soul(joke) who knows, but it's true. good thing one of the two blacks guys had enough since to stop the fight. if the other was not there, the black dude is probably so stupid he would have killed him, and been just another in prison.
I on the other hand would have bitch slapped him(palm first) across the face(much faster than a punch)stunning him, while making his eyes move in another direction, then gone for a take down.
ZenMachine said:Kind of a one sided ass kicking.
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re-read the thread "dumb-ass" the topic was changed to mike valley later on.Take your driscoll's.Code said:Thats not a Mike Valley clip.
The dumb-ass who said it was didn't even watch the clip before posting.
collegiateLifter said:correct me if i'm wrong, but i never saw the white guy in the gaurd. I only saw the black guy already passed the white guys gaurd, in a full mount. but maybe i got my terms all fucked up.
some shitty skater notorious for causing problems.manny78 said:Who the fuck is Mike Valley ??????
sermon_of_mockery said:some shitty skater notorious for causing problems.
yep that's him.I slowed the footage down to see the swings,turns out he does'nt land a one.manny78 said:
ok I just found a video of Kazaa of him with 4 guys, you mean that fat bastard ?
Drifter said:No shit Rush, I was thinking the same thing. Must be from watching all those Pride fighting videos.
why you gotta be so tough?KAYNE said:
WATCH ALL THE PRIDE FIGHTS YOU WANT AND THEN COME TRAIN WITH ME FOR A FEW DAYS. YOU'LL STILL GET YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU.
KAYNE
sermon_of_mockery said:why you gotta be so tough?
oh yeahKAYNE said:
B/C I WATCH PRIDE FIGHTS.
KAYNE
sweetKAYNE said:YOU CAN BE TOUGH LIKE ME ALSO....JUST ORDER THE PRIDE COMPILATION, WATCH AND LEARN. NO INSTRUCTION NEEDED. JUST BY WATCHING YOU CAN BE TOUGH LIKE ME, UHH THEM.
KAYNE
Burning_Inside said:Hmm..Ok you watch pride fights, but......I've played Street Fighter 2 since I was 14..have some experience with part one...Have mastered MK2, 3, Killer instinct 1, Tekken 1,2,3, and a few Capcom Vs. games.
I'd completely tear you a new universe.
Burning_Inside said:Hmm..Ok you watch pride fights, but......I've played Street Fighter 2 since I was 14..have some experience with part one...Have mastered MK2, 3, Killer instinct 1, Tekken 1,2,3, and a few Capcom Vs. games.
I'd completely tear you a new universe.
rushx79 said:
ahhh, but i see you have not mastered soul calibur, soul edge, or soul calibur 2.. the soul fights are the matches of the millenia, you must be at least 800 years old to enter.
p.s. go to kazaa and download a clip called drunk kids playing fight club or something like that. its some funny shit.
teen1216 said:Watching shit like this really pisses me off, cuz I'm thinking "Fuckin fight white boy! You started it fucking finish it!" Yet he gets his ass beat while his friends are like "O shit if I step in I'll get my ass beat too!"
That last kick where the black guy tried to get him in the balls is enough where one of his friends shoulda done something. Kick a kid in the balls after all that? You deserve to get fucked the hell up.
kindda yeah, but I'd rather describe this as a homo fight.casavant said:Bullshit man. That was a bullshit fight.
skaman607 said:What's telegraphed, and mounting? I guess you can tell that I'm not much of a fighter.![]()
ewww!skaman607 said:wow, that was obvious, I haven't had much sleep lately, so if you'll excuse me I'm gonna suck kronks sack.
supernav said:Skinny white boys can't dance *or* fight.
Never take on street ghetto blacks unless you KNOW your fighting shit. Word of advice. He's lucky that other black kid stepped in and stopped it. Nice to see that boy's other white friends just sat there and were all too scared shitless to step in and do nothing.
Great friends u got there buddy! With friends like that to watch your back, who needs enemies.
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KA-BAR said:Don't know about that nav. The best NHB fighters in the world are skinny white boys. Ive been submission wrestling for years and can tell no difference between whites or blacks. I think most white people are very intimidated by blacks though mostly because they stick together. White boys cant box for shit but but when anything goes stats will tell you whites are best in high level competition.
KAYNE said:
GREAT POST!!! I DONT GUESS SOME PEOPLE REALIZE THIS. THEY JUDGE THIS ISSUE BY BOXING ALONE. WHICH BTW, WHITES ARE GOOD AT, JUST DONT HAVE THAT MANY DOING IT.
KAYNE
SupraHero said:
Damn right man. Everyone acts like blacks are the dominant force in boxing its because SOOO many more of them box to try to make a living than white guys do. I have seen some damn good white boxers when I was training.
alien amp pharm said:Just curious, how many people posting here have been in a REAL, STREET FIGHT? Not some playing around fight, training, or fight with a buddy, but a real life situation?
Honestly.
If so, how'd you do?
HighIntensity said:I am a bouncer so almost everynight I am engaged in a pysical struggle.
granted it helps that I am sober and they most likely are tanked.
I had a kid throw a first punch at me much like in the video last week, knotted his forhead with a quick jab.
I never profess to be a great fighter, I know some moves, can lock anyone up and at 200 pounds with quick speed I can be a handleful for most. But theres always guys who could wax me, hopefully that guy does not enter my bar anytime soon.
KAYNE said:
MOUNTING IS A DOMINANT POSITION IN A FIGHT (I.E...MIXED MARTIAL ARTS). A TOP MOUNT IS WHEN YOUR OPPONENT IS UNDER YOU WITH HIS LEGS BEHIND YOUR LEGS. IF HE IS ON HIS BACK AND HIS LEGS ARE WRAPPED AROUND YOUR WASTE, THAT IS A GUARD (WHICH IS THE DOMINANT POSITION).
KAYNE
collegiateLifter said:
i'm not sure how effective the gaurd would be in a street fight. It seems all too easy to punch the guy in the balls, if you are in his gaurd.
Big Johnson said:There is so much bullshit on this thread, I don't know where to begin.
supernav, have you ever even been in a fight before?
And what's with all the black/white bullshit?
Both of these guys would have been eaten alive if they'd been fighting someone who knew how to fight.
Both of these guys can't strike or grapple for shit.
If you ask me, the taller guy could have hurt him much worse if he wanted or had the skill to do it, but NO ONE who has 30 seconds of one of my beatings would get up like that. Why? Read below.
KAYNE said:
YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NVR BEEN IN AN ARM BAR OR SOME TYPE OF SUBMISSION FROM A GUARD. GRANTED IN FIGHTS LIKE THIS IT IS BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. I MEAN SHIT, THE GUY COULDNT EVEN HOLD A FULL MOUNT FOR HIS LACK OF ESTABLISHING BASE. HOWEVER, IF TWO PEOPLE EVEN REMOTELY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING, ITS ALL GOOD!!!
KAYNE
ZenMachine said:
Holding the mount is an artform in itself, and is by no stretch of the imagination an easy thing to do. Experienced BJJ players and submission wrestlers get rolled out of the mount all the time.
Personally I think the guard is overrated outside of BJJ or submission wrestling. If you introduce strikes, and with today's knowledge of submission defense spending too much time in the guard ends up getting you pounded. There are some exceptions. Mintauro has a incredible active guard, but he is the exception not the rule. See any one Tito has fought, or review Caol Uno v. Fabiana Iha
ZenMachine said:
Holding the mount is an artform in itself, and is by no stretch of the imagination an easy thing to do. Experienced BJJ players and submission wrestlers get rolled out of the mount all the time.
Personally I think the guard is overrated outside of BJJ or submission wrestling. If you introduce strikes, and with today's knowledge of submission defense spending too much time in the guard ends up getting you pounded. There are some exceptions. Mintauro has a incredible active guard, but he is the exception not the rule. See any one Tito has fought, or review Caol Uno v. Fabiana Iha
The guys face look like it exploded when the dude hit him then they tied up and that was it. It took about 10 sec max and was like a movie with chicks screaming and shit with blood everywhere. nordstrom said:All this talk of submission and being beaten up by angry black men is making me hot.
Immortal Juicer said:that kid is lucky the black guy didnt know what the fuck he was doing and was human enough to stop when he did and not hurt the kid.
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