Strangest/Coolest present thread

[Dial_tone]

What'd ya get that you weren't expecting? My ex bought me an acre of land on the moon. I have a deed and a lunar map pointing out where it is and everything. It's located in the northwest portion of the Sea of Tranquility near the crater Argo. So if any of you ass hats ever find yourself on the moon near "6°-10° North latitude, 20°-24° East" longitude be sure and look a brotha up.

 

[Raina]

I got a pink sapphire and diamond necklace. It was a fantastic surprise and I absolutely love it.

 

[hamstershaver]

who owns the moon now where they can sell of the acres?

 

[EnderJE]

What'd ya get that you weren't expecting? My ex bought me an acre of land on the moon. I have a deed and a lunar map pointing out where it is and everything. It's located in the northwest portion of the Sea of Tranquility near the crater Argo. So if any of you ass hats ever find yourself on the moon near "6°-10° North latitude, 20°-24° East" longitude be sure and look a brotha up.

So...basically...she type in a few things in MS word and hit print? CLASSY!

 

[Raina]

As for strange. My sister was broke so this year she gave me the gift of styling my hair for 2 days. Sounds dumb but it took over an hour each day and I had really amazing fancy hair. It was fun.

But this morning my sister, my dad, and I were lighting the candle lighter in the sink and spraying hairspray into the flame so there'd be a big burst of fire. We thought it was kind of festive and fun until my mom saw what we were doing and we all got yelled at.

 

[gonelifting]

When i was young, I got a pinball machine. I was the coolest kid on the block. omg.

 

[nycgirl]

I'm getting a bed and a couch for my new place.

 

[redguru]

When i was young, I got a pinball machine. I was the coolest kid on the block. omg.

Joey Taddeo?

 

[Dial_tone]

I also got Schindler's List & Amistad DVDs, The Triathlete's Training Bible, replacement Ipod earphones, Tommy Bahama shirt, cologne and a few nick nacks.

 

[Gambino]

my grandma got me a dildo

 

[EnderJE]

my grandma got me a dildo

Okay. You win.

 

[Sassy69]

I got sort of boring stuff this year. Although for some reason my sister in law gave me a Rubik's Cube. I got my little brother 3 autographed photos from Jay Cutler, Flex Wheeler & Shawn Ray. I got my other brother a 5-pack of whoopie cushions. That's not so bad -- the theme was set last year when my little brother got my other brother a fake turd.

 

[Quadsweeps Sister]

That's some funny stuff Sassy! I'm glad to hear you got home to see your family and had some fun it sounds.

For me...all my gifts were so wonderful. Its really nice to have people give you special things when you can tell they were thinking of you...the things you may have mentioned you liked a long time ago. Then you forgot about it and then there it is. That's so amazing.

There was something today that was not a gift of the moment, but a gift to come. I was told I won't know when its coming or how it will happen, but when it does I will know. When I asked how I would know it was them they said, "Who else would it be?"

That was pretty cool.