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Strange pickups...

Seashell

Seashell

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I was looking at some rugs in HomeSense last night.. and this guy walks up out of nowhere..

Guy: "Hi, what's your nationality?"
Me: (with a bit of a raised-eyebrow look as I was quite engrossed in my rug contemplations) "Umm.. I'm Dutch.."
Guy: "And your name?"
Me: "Seashell" (well okay, I told him my real name)
Guy: "How do you spell that?"

I spelled it for him, though the 20 questions game was starting to unnerve me a little... Dude, who are you? Do you work here? Are you the rug salesman? What?

He takes out of his pocket, what looks to be a business card and starts writing on it..

Guy: "I'm going to give this to you, because I know you're curious."
Me: (I'm really just wondering if this rug would go with the sofa in my livingroom) "Okay..."

He hands me the card. This is what it says:

"Hello!! It's very nice to meet you _____ (<-- he's written my name in there). I hope you have a pleasant day!

And then listed his home phone, cell phone and pager number.

Ummm....

Guy: "I saw you walk by over there.. and I knew you were a great person, I could tell your personality was very nice. So I wanted to come and meet you, and wish you a pleasant day. Whenever you feel comfortable, you call me, we'll hook up".

Um, comfortable is definately one of the things I'm NOT feeling right now.

The card approach was really odd to me, he's clearly printed off a whole bunch of those and what... just gives them to any female he sees walking by? Not flattering. Also strange, the presumption that I was single.

Anyway, he was way older than me, and also...kinda dirty. :worried: I was polite, but the whole thing was weird though. :D


So now tell me your strange pickup stories.. :)

And ladies..what do you think of the business card thing.. cheesy or practical? Not the self-made one that this guy did, that's all bad, but in general.

Again with the monster post.. sorry.. I'm a blabberface lately
 
I once had three girls pull up to the house I rented in college and ask me if I could help them with a load.

I told them I could get some of the guys in the house to help.

They told me they were only interested in me..

Strange...but flattering except they were the poster children for Plumpers America.

I also was walking home from a party once and this girl I knew offered me a ride....even though I only live like a 1/2 mile down the road. So I jumped in and she drove by my house...and kept driving like 15 miles to her house. Kidnapping is the strangest pick-up I have ever had
 
LOL

WTF???

Worst one was when I was 25 and some older woman (40's) started talking to me next to the cigarette machine at a dance club. We exchanged a few words, I said goodbye, and she proceeded to hound me for the rest of the night. It was freaky, she wouldnt go away no matter how many times I politely said Im not interested, and just wanted to be left alone. Finally the females in our group had to take her aside to tell her to back the fuck off. Even then it was disconcerting cause she was watching the whole night
 
You would rather have "What's your Sign baby" ?

I say good job coming up with something new to this fellow...
I also bet his percentages of call backs to hits are higher than average..
 
I was getting a lapdance when the stripper turns around and says, "I need a place to stay tonight, I got kicked out of my house this morning."
 
SS -- well that was interesting.....although kinda creepy IMO.....I'd have been like Get to the point already!!

RE: pickup lines.....I don't really get them as I don't go to clubs/bars & when I do go to the bar I'm with my hubby...

I do get a lot of catcalling, yelling, whistling, etc from men driving by when I'm out walking or running...... Once, walking home from the drugstore a guy was walking by talking on his phone & he paused & said I was in good shape, Momma....um, thanks!!

Oh and one time a guy said Hi! to me when I was standing at the bar waiting for another beer....he asked me if I had any German in me, then asked me if I wanted some!! Now that's cheesy!!
 
I asked two lythesome thespians for ride home to my place on the upperwest side from party in brooklyn heights, I was... how you say... wasted?... I woke up in East Hampton in bed with both. no shoes, no wallet, no clue. I thought I was in brooklyn until I saw the beach out the french doors.

Now, Mr. Happy said there were nocturnal shenanigans but after the hussies realized that I was Capt. Blackout, they denied everything. Bitches. Big Brother stormed in and ruined any possibility of a morning ride, but that was prolly for the best as my mouth must have smelled like Peconic Canal in Riverhead at lowtide.

Things started to get weird when big brother was kind of feeling up both little sister and little sisters friend and, I fear, giving me the big-eye, so I hit the phone in the bathroom and called in the troops from southhampton. My boy A. showed up in a buddies Mondial with a cold six of B-12's, so I did make the grand getaway.


All is paled by 'Karla Nacht', but this one was most unusual.
 
It's better they do that thne just sit or stand and gawk at u.. When ever i go out with my sister and she see anyone staring... she yells att hem.. its kinda cute..
 
jerkbox said:
i'm a fat chick magnet for some reason.....and those pickup attempts are always bad
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More detail required. :)

I'm an old guy magnet. Sometimes, like in this instance sans teeth.
 
Seashell said:
I was looking at some rugs in HomeSense last night.. and this guy walks up out of nowhere..

Guy: "Hi, what's your nationality?"
Me: (with a bit of a raised-eyebrow look as I was quite engrossed in my rug contemplations) "Umm.. I'm Dutch.."
Guy: "And your name?"
Me: "Seashell" (well okay, I told him my real name)
Guy: "How do you spell that?"

I spelled it for him, though the 20 questions game was starting to unnerve me a little... Dude, who are you? Do you work here? Are you the rug salesman? What?

He takes out of his pocket, what looks to be a business card and starts writing on it..

Guy: "I'm going to give this to you, because I know you're curious."
Me: (I'm really just wondering if this rug would go with the sofa in my livingroom) "Okay..."

He hands me the card. This is what it says:

"Hello!! It's very nice to meet you _____ (<-- he's written my name in there). I hope you have a pleasant day!

And then listed his home phone, cell phone and pager number.

Ummm....

Guy: "I saw you walk by over there.. and I knew you were a great person, I could tell your personality was very nice. So I wanted to come and meet you, and wish you a pleasant day. Whenever you feel comfortable, you call me, we'll hook up".

Um, comfortable is definately one of the things I'm NOT feeling right now.

The card approach was really odd to me, he's clearly printed off a whole bunch of those and what... just gives them to any female he sees walking by? Not flattering. Also strange, the presumption that I was single.

Anyway, he was way older than me, and also...kinda dirty. :worried: I was polite, but the whole thing was weird though. :D


So now tell me your strange pickup stories.. :)

And ladies..what do you think of the business card thing.. cheesy or practical? Not the self-made one that this guy did, that's all bad, but in general.

Again with the monster post.. sorry.. I'm a blabberface lately
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LOL to funny, you should have gave him a chance :lmao:
 
JerseyArt said:
LOL

WTF???

Worst one was when I was 25 and some older woman (40's) started talking to me next to the cigarette machine at a dance club. We exchanged a few words, I said goodbye, and she proceeded to hound me for the rest of the night. It was freaky, she wouldnt go away no matter how many times I politely said Im not interested, and just wanted to be left alone. Finally the females in our group had to take her aside to tell her to back the fuck off. Even then it was disconcerting cause she was watching the whole night
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Klingon
 
Prettylittlepest said:
It's better they do that thne just sit or stand and gawk at u.. When ever i go out with my sister and she see anyone staring... she yells att hem.. its kinda cute..
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True, it is better they say something rather than just stare from a distance..that gets spooky fast. Do you wanna talk to me..or are you gonna kill me?
 
One thing I have a problem with Seashell. You give a total stranger that admittedly freaked you out, your name, but we here at EF that love you (more than you know) you don`t do that.

Stranger that weirds you out= 1 point
People at EF that love you= 0 points


jk It was a joke, not looking for your name. I understand. DAMN these disclaimers!!!
Life is`nt fair. lol
 
Seashell said:
More detail required. :)

I'm an old guy magnet. Sometimes, like in this instance sans teeth.
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Toothless.

There was once this terrifying distressed leather sofa that was trying to get me to baste her at this laundromat in NH. We were on a winter camping trip and had to do some laundry, and there was Hagatha Corinthian chilling in the back of the CoinOp sharpening her talons, very scary. She was the less doable twin sister of that leathery woman in 'Theres something about Mary'.

Anywoozle, she kept singing 'Bette Davis Eyes' to me and chasing me around the island of dryers in the middle. My boy E. was counting laps and handing me cokes to keep me from dehidrating from my long haul away from Nica Tinemouth.

Shudder.
 
gonelifting said:
One thing I have a problem with Seashell. You give a total stranger that admittedly freaked you out, your name, but we here at EF that love you (more than you know) you don`t do that.

Stranger that weirds you out= 1 point
People at EF that love you= 0 points


jk It was a joke, not looking for your name. I understand. DAMN these disclaimers!!!
Life is`nt fair. lol
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:D:D Hmm.. good point. But I give you pics... weird stranger gets no pics. Fair trade no?
 
ChefWide said:
Toothless.

There was once this terrifying distressed leather sofa that was trying to get me to baste her at this laundromat in NH. We were on a winter camping trip and had to do some laundry, and there was Hagatha Corinthian chilling in the back of the CoinOp sharpening her talons, very scary. She was the less doable twin sister of that leathery woman in 'Theres something about Mary'.

Anywoozle, she kept singing 'Bette Davis Eyes' to me and chasing me around the island of dryers in the middle. My boy E. was counting laps and handing me cokes to keep me from dehidrating from my long haul away from Nica Tinemouth.

Shudder.
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LMAO!! How come in the chewing gum commercials they never show THAT going on at the coin-op? lol...
 
Seashell said:
:D:D Hmm.. good point. But I give you pics... weird stranger gets no pics. Fair trade no?
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lol I got an idea. Next time a guy comes up to you, instead of giving your name, just take out like 20 pics of yourself half naked and give it to him. Then say "will this shut you up?"

I doubt he`ll leave at that point. but I`d like to hear the story about it.
 
My friend and I were eating lunch in school cafeteria and this group of chicks, ugly at best is how I'd describe them, walked by us to sbarro's giving us the stare down. Well on their way back they say said, "looks like you guys could use some more napkins," and hand us a roll of napkins with their numbers on it. Sad was all I could think =\
 
Not that it gives someone a right to bother you and hit on you, but you ARE gorgeous. If i saw you somewhere it would take me a few minutes or drinks (because i can get a little shy sometimes and you are very beautiful,) but then i would have to try and talk to you out of fear that i may never get another chance.

I must admit that pick-up lines are cheesey, and i've found that just being yourself is the best way to go. However, not everyone feels confident enough in themselves to do this approach and thus rely to "trickery" or trying to be smooth.

Oh well, this is just a bunch of rambling and musing, but i would chalk experiences like this up to being very attractive. It's a curse ... lol. I'm sure many wish they were so lucky.
 
jerkbox said:
who was the guy who would leave notes on some chick's car and used to post about it here?....lol
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LMFAO...

I was out to a dinner party at a nice restraunt... with my girl and her family....

We walk out to the car, and there is a note on it... "Sorry, I can't 'hit' on girls in the restraunt - I think you are BEAUTIFUL - call me 555-5555 - Mike"

My girlfriend is laughing when she sees it... I walk over, and was like WTF?

I walked back in and asked for 'Mike' - we had a talk, I left the note with the shift manager. What a cock.
 
Seashell said:
:D:D Hmm.. good point. But I give you pics... weird stranger gets no pics. Fair trade no?
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ok i dont get pics?
no fair!
and i dont get hit on at target
no fair!

man i have been living the ultimate lame life lately....
 
Seashell- I'd have to say that was cheesy and extremely weird. I wonder if it's ever worked for him. :rolleyes:

As for myself, the last pick line I received was this. I was walking down the street and this guy was standing by his car just watching me walk. Instead of saying what the hell are you looking at (like I was thinking), I just walked passed him.

Only to get to the end of the damn street for him to scream out " You have a real beauitful ass, what's your name?" Everyone of the street heard him and of course they decided to look at me. I was so embassassed. But I turned around and was like Yea thanks, my man thinks so too, you might want to change your approach with the next girl, cause that right there ain't workin'.
 
Cheffy Smoove, the King of Cheese:

I told my wife to be after she fed me about 497 shots the night we met, "We would make beautiful babies together, but we would have to practice a lot first."

We did and we did.
 
Funniest one I have ever had.

I was in a club having beers after baseball iwth the boys and was walking to the bar to get a shot when a women walking by stops me and grabs my arm and starts feeling it and my chest. Here is the exchange of words.

leaterface: Hi whats your name.
Dawgmo: Dawgmo
Leatheface: Dawgmo I am so sucking your cock tonight!
Dawgmo then spits up what beer he had in his mouth LOL

She then proceeds to tell her GF to not wake her up in AM for work LOL. Now don't get me wrong if she was the least bit good looking I would have took her up on her offer but she was F U G L Y.

I will add that she did coral someone on my team to take her home that night. Poor guy I am sure he screamed when he woke up beside her in the AM.
 
Me: how about lunch?
Her: lunch?
Me: yeah, its where you sit down and eat something. Usually happens around noon. (God, I'm so witty).
Her: um, like as friends or...?
Me: I was thinking "or"
Her: well, I have a boyfriend.
Me: thats ok. He can come too, but I'm not paying for him (haha? right?..nope, not even a giggle).
Her: I don't think he'd like that.
Me: Ok, you can leave him at home then.
Her: He wouldn't like that.
Me: ok, what about...
Her: no!
Me: okseeyalaterbye (runs away quickly)

This wans't so much a "strange pickup" as it was a "miserable failure", but I thought I'd post it anyway.
 
Taps said:
Me: how about lunch?
Her: lunch?
Me: yeah, its where you sit down and eat something. Usually happens around noon. (God, I'm so witty).
Her: um, like as friends or...?
Me: I was thinking "or"
Her: well, I have a boyfriend.
Me: thats ok. He can come too, but I'm not paying for him (haha? right?..nope, not even a giggle).
Her: I don't think he'd like that.
Me: Ok, you can leave him at home then.
Her: He wouldn't like that.
Me: ok, what about...
Her: no!
Me: okseeyalaterbye (runs away quickly)

This wans't so much a "strange pickup" as it was a "miserable failure", but I thought I'd post it anyway.
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Saw this in a movie.
 
Seashell said:
I was looking at some rugs in HomeSense last night.. and this guy walks up out of nowhere..

Guy: "Hi, what's your nationality?"

Again with the monster post.. sorry.. I'm a blabberface lately
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so your not gonna call me?
 
i used this once with a chic as a joike (firend told me to go up to her and say this(

tigre88 how much does a pegugin way?
she i dunno
tiger88 enough to break the ice

LOL

she laughed and i won the bet
 
yech the rug salesman had a nasty approach :worried: i would be horrified at myself if i tried something like that!

the worst pickup attempt i have had from a female (anyway, roughly female) went like this:

fatfugly50yearold: d' ya wanna dansche? (yes she slurred like hell)
me: no, im not really in the mood for dancing, i just want to chill :)
fatfugly50yearold: (looks confused for a minute) are you gay?
me: no, im not gay, im just in the mood for chilling out with my mates tonight
fatfugly50yearold: well whats wrong, then? dont you want to fuck?
me: ah, um, no, im not really in the mood for that sort of thing tonight, really, i just want to chill. i hope you have a great night :)

or something very close to that anyway. yuk. damn sailor sluts. it happens everytime i cut my hair short and wear anything olive in colour
 
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