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why do lesbians use dildos? havent they made their choice, already? :)
 
for the same reason why men slam other mens asses...can't they do that with females?
 
nycgirl said:
Oh boy.

Because it feels good. They still want the feeling but do not want the man.
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i thought being a lesbian meant totally abstaining from the feeling.
 
I always wondered that myself. Just thought they still were confused. But hey, thats why god gave us tongues.
 
Yarg! said:
i thought being a lesbian meant totally abstaining from the feeling.
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no it means not being turned on by men... well men with penis'
they still act like they are with men by making the spouse be butch and by using dildo's...they just arent attracted to real men
 
Yarg! said:
i thought being a lesbian meant totally abstaining from the feeling.
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No. They don't find "men" and who they are attractive.

However, they still love the feeling of something vibrating against those walls and hitting the g-spot.

Two different things.
 
i am what i am said:
Its a vicous circle.
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they start telling guys they are lesbians for attention, that works, for a very short time, then the worm turns and guys look down on them and it gets around b/c people love to talk about that shit, then they end up hating men and feel scorned.
Resentful and hatefilled, they proudly announce being a lesbian any chance they can and attack any guy they can get away with. Speaking as a male that brought a huge clump of mistletoe to a lesbian filled bar one time on New Years Eve one year, not good, the old bulldykes encircled me after I made the young newb girls laugh.
Not to mention working security at a KD lang concert
 
BrothaBill said:
they start telling guys they are lesbians for attention, that works, for a very short time, then the worm turns and guys look down on them and it gets around b/c people love to talk about that shit, then they end up hating men and feel scorned.
Resentful and hatefilled, they proudly announce being a lesbian any chance they can and attack any guy they can get away with. Speaking as a male that brought a huge clump of mistletoe to a lesbian filled bar one time on New Years Eve one year, not good, the old bulldykes encircled me after I made the young newb girls laugh.
Not to mention working security at a KD lang concert
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Nothing scarier than a bunch of bulldykes pissed off. But that is some funny shit bro. Very original and ballsy.
 
BrothaBill said:
they start telling guys they are lesbians for attention, that works, for a very short time, then the worm turns and guys look down on them and it gets around b/c people love to talk about that shit, then they end up hating men and feel scorned.
Resentful and hatefilled, they proudly announce being a lesbian any chance they can and attack any guy they can get away with. Speaking as a male that brought a huge clump of mistletoe to a lesbian filled bar one time on New Years Eve one year, not good, the old bulldykes encircled me after I made the young newb girls laugh.
Not to mention working security at a KD lang concert
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:lmao: :lmao:

OMG, why did I just picture a 6'4 guy walking into a lesbian bar with this horny grin & mistle toe? Then his grin turns into a Oh, shit, when he is surrounded by old, heavy, lesbians w/ short hair.
 
BrothaBill said:
they start telling guys they are lesbians for attention, that works, for a very short time, then the worm turns and guys look down on them and it gets around b/c people love to talk about that shit, then they end up hating men and feel scorned.
Resentful and hatefilled, they proudly announce being a lesbian any chance they can and attack any guy they can get away with. Speaking as a male that brought a huge clump of mistletoe to a lesbian filled bar one time on New Years Eve one year, not good, the old bulldykes encircled me after I made the young newb girls laugh.
Not to mention working security at a KD lang concert
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Well, you never said if you got any?
 
BrothaBill said:
Fuck lesbians!
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OK. Where are they? :)

One of my old girlfriends from college "joined the other team". She was (and still is) super hot. Beautiful girl. Her partner ain't so hot (from a straight man's perspective), though. Very strange. They've been together for about 10 years now. . .so, I doubt that it's a passing fancy at this point. Our relationship was always kind of strange. . .always seemed like we were struggling to see who would be on top, literally and figuratively. She seems real happy and I guess I'm happy for her. . .we still exchange e-mails and Christmas cards.

Can't say I totally understand it, though.

This concludes my "touched by a lesbian" moment. . .please continue what you were doing before.
 
i am what i am said:
Well, you never said if you got any?
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nope, my friend Neil who never drinks got really drunk and said he was going to jump off a bridge and how much he hated life, we spent the night combing downtown for him after he walked away.
We also at 17 got attacked my lesbians by the downtown Safeway store. We were walking and these two really fat women screamed "fucking faggots", etc... it was a long story but we just kept saying "what?' "huh?" and they kept getting closer. They were really drunk too that night and they tried to kick us but we just moved. Then we were laughing at them hard.

They ended up giving up on us and walked across the street, two black guys were walking to Safeway and they started screaming "FUCkING N****Rs!" they ignored the first like three times. Then one totally shockingly, this one black guy picked up a pumpkin (out of front of the store for halloween) and with perfect olympic shotput form, hurled this pumpkin right into the guy of one of the fat lesbians. We were cheering and they were waving. Perfect moment. That was so long ago. But still funny. i was like 17.
Lots of openly gay people where Ive lived. There are the normal ones who just prefer being gay and then there are the ones that are easy to make fun of like I am in this thread.
 
BrothaBill said:
nope, my friend Neil who never drinks got really drunk and said he was going to jump off a bridge and how much he hated life, we spent the night combing downtown for him after he walked away.
We also at 17 got attacked my lesbians by the downtown Safeway store. We were walking and these two really fat women screamed "fucking faggots", etc... it was a long story but we just kept saying "what?' "huh?" and they kept getting closer. They were really drunk too that night and they tried to kick us but we just moved. Then we were laughing at them hard.

They ended up giving up on us and walked across the street, two black guys were walking to Safeway and they started screaming "FUCkING N****Rs!" they ignored the first like three times. Then one totally shockingly, this one black guy picked up a pumpkin (out of front of the store for halloween) and with perfect olympic shotput form, hurled this pumpkin right into the guy of one of the fat lesbians. We were cheering and they were waving. Perfect moment. That was so long ago. But still funny. i was like 17.
Lots of openly gay people where Ive lived. There are the normal ones who just prefer being gay and then there are the ones that are easy to make fun of like I am in this thread.
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This is definently going into my archive of funniest/craziest stories I have heard of. Sorry you didn't get any that night.
 
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