Strange behavior from my GF's dog

[lartinos]

The dog repeatedly farts and it smells really bad... but only when I come over. He must be nervous, I need to figure this out.

 

[Smurfy]

Serios!

 

[-Ariel-]

LOL, at the dog ruining your romance.
What kind of dog is it.
Is it a boy?
U need the dog whisperer... Seriously that dude could pull Jedi mind trix on peeps.
He's no joke.

 

[lartinos]

Smurf... imagine having sex and the dog keeps farting under the bed. i'm talking about every time I have sex with her!

 

[pdaddyII]

Smurf... imagine having sex and the dog keeps farting under the bed. i'm talking about every time I have sex with her!

Do his farts smell like a fish market by chance?

 

[-Ariel-]

I remember when I was in highschool, we were group dating for the homecoming dance and we were in a room making small talk, all the guys sitting on this couch... it was a hallmark moment, now that I think about it anyway, like the bulldog went across the room nervously, and then started inspecting everyone's feet, then it got to mine.. and like just went to town on my leg...
It was so embarassing, like they had to put him in the garage, cause like my leg phermomones I think were sending out dog vibes.
I dunno, I would rather have the dog fart and it smell bad, then have the dog going crazy for your leg.

 

[Smurfy]

Smurf... imagine having sex and the dog keeps farting under the bed. i'm talking about every time I have sex with her!

lol put the dog away!

 

[-Ariel-]

Dude, that is weird and gross.
U gotta put the dog in the other room.
Dude I would fix that situation, so U don't paavlov Yourself into expecting dog farts everytime U have sex.
Or associate her with that smell on a subconscious level.
Wow...

 

[pdaddyII]

lol@ her blaming it on the dog

 

[HAYEZ]

put the fucker out the room!

 

[lartinos]

My new GF is coolest sweetest woman you'll ever meet, her dog is a 11 and looks half-dead. It has some use of it's bag legs, but it mostly drags them around. One eye is all white looking because i think it has Glaucoma. The dog will probably just cry if we lock him out too. She's still paying off credit cards for the LAST surgery it had...5,000 dollars. She just can't let the dog go... It's sad too see a dog in such bad shape, but at the same time he might be happy IDK.

 

[lartinos]

lol@ her blaming it on the dog

I did rip one after he did one time.

 

[-Ariel-]

Dude, I would gently suggest that old dog, be led to the room.
Dogs sense things... I think dog knows exactly what he's doing.
I don' t think your abs really impress him lart.
U should win the dog over, that may help.
LOL at the dog pwning U.

 

[lartinos]

Dude, I would gently suggest that old dog, be led to the room.
Dogs sense things... I think dog knows exactly what he's doing.
I don' t think your abs really impress him lart.
U should win the dog over, that may help.
LOL at the dog pwning U.

I think you're right ariel, as simple as it sounds I really need to develop a relationship with this ugly dog. it shits and pissed all over the house BTW, my girl is super clean and organized so she takes care of it.

 

[-Ariel-]

I think you're right ariel, as simple as it sounds I really need to develop a relationship with this ugly dog. it shits and pissed all over the house BTW, my girl is super clean and organized so she takes care of it.

LOL, thing is dog's fucking sense things... and yeah, terrritorial thing.
I dunno.
I don' t know anything bout dogs.
Wow, making a mess all over the place...
That dog has busted out all his ammo on U.
It will do no good to piss him off, he's liable to continue to do the same.
Yeah, just like be open and associate her with the dog...
thing is they can sense when shit isn't right, so trying to fake old ugly out, wont work.
Its a test... LOL

 

[HAYEZ]

My new GF is coolest sweetest woman you'll ever meet, her dog is a 11 and looks half-dead. It has some use of it's bag legs, but it mostly drags them around. One eye is all white looking because i think it has Glaucoma. The dog will probably just cry if we lock him out too. She's still paying off credit cards for the LAST surgery it had...5,000 dollars. She just can't let the dog go... It's sad too see a dog in such bad shape, but at the same time he might be happy IDK.

thats nothing...i knew this asian girl that racked up 25000 in credit card debt taking carew of her dog...was unbelievable she did it...people and there animals..i have 3 cats i want to drop off on the side of the street

 

[lartinos]

thats nothing...i knew this asian girl that racked up 25000 in credit card debt taking carew of her dog...was unbelievable she did it...people and there animals..i have 3 cats i want to drop off on the side of the street

lol