Stop working out!

[pdaddy]

Thanks to a new innovative technological breakthrough simply wear this necklace and see strength gains increase.

http://www.fizogenx.com/








Some of my favorites from the ad:

"THE STRAP utilizes specialized quantum physics"
Quantum physics? As in Temperal Dynamics? What the hell does the study of time have to do with this unless your names is Scotty or Leforge

"harnessing technologies to help synergize"
I'm pretty sure the word synergize should be wiped from the dictionary

"Similar to upping the watts in a light bulb..."
Dumbing it down for people stupid enough to buy this product

"power of the human body's bio-energy system"
As compared to the electrical system or the geo thermal?

"Simply destroy your competition and annihilate your previous limitations within seconds of wearing it!"
I AM CONSUMER HEAR ME ROAR!!!! whoa intense rush there....

This has got to be the best ad i've seen in years....

 

[B0ARDIN087]

lol, do they make those for your penis?

 

[bigmann245]

but being its $129 people will buy it. if its expensive it has to work.... the same people bought the fat loss pills that didnt work and the ab roller that sits under their bed. people will buy it believe me.

 

[pdaddy]

Does this remind anyone of that Simpsons episode where Homer eats those power bars filled with apple cores and old news papers? LOL

"It's full of rich apply goodness to help you harness the power within!"

I just can't believe they'd charge 129 bux for it...

I mean.. if they charged 5 or 10 bux.. I can see a few thousand dumbasses doing it.. but 129 ya...ok

 

[pitbullstl]

I just ordered 10 of them......


I'll let you guys know.

 

[coldblue1955]

nah! I rather work hard for my gains the old fashioned way! Lifting!

 

[bran987]

finally