Stock Market worse than divorce

[billfred]

I have lost half my net worth and still have my wife!!!

 

[EnderJE]

lmao!

 

[hurricane]

fuck yea my 401 k has melted away to pennies

 

[gotmilk]

you can short your wife.

You can hedge her..

You can even loan her to a short seller

 

[billfred]

you can short your wife.

You can hedge her..

You can even loan her to a short seller

I am about to have to put her on the street to earn some money.

FACK!!!

 

[EnderJE]

I am about to have to put her on the street to earn some money.

FACK!!!

Post up a picture (collateral) and I'll think about providing you a loan.

 

[lartinos]

pussy shares are still trading pretty high.

 

[billfred]

Post up a picture (collateral) and I'll think about providing you a loan.

She is old - further limiting my chance for a financial rescue.

 

[dabuffguy]

I hit one good day a couple days ago, but my 401k rate of return YTD has been -36.2%. Ouch.

 

[snacky cake]

I have lost half my net worth and still have my wife!!!

cyclical dude. It will be okay.