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Stilleto.....

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How are you doing today? Are you still going to get those bicep implants?
:Chef: :tuc:
 
stilleto said:
wtf?
no. my biceps are big enough. :)
how are you master boner?
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Well I currently drying my ass sweat after a rigorous cardio session. I think I may invest in an ass-squegee. I here Amazon has them for $49.95 plus shipping. :Chef: :tuc:
 
chefbone said:
Well I currently drying my ass sweat after a rigorous cardio session. I think I may invest in an ass-squegee. I here Amazon has them for $49.95 plus shipping. :Chef: :tuc:
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you guys are a little too obsessed with ass sweat if you ask me. My ass doesn't sweat though, so maybe i'd feel differently if it did.
maybe you can just roll up a towel and buff your crack dry like a shoe shine.
(then you'd have a shiney hiney)
 
stilleto said:
you guys are a little too obsessed with ass sweat if you ask me. My ass doesn't sweat though, so maybe i'd feel differently if it did.
maybe you can just roll up a towel and buff your crack dry like a shoe shine.
(then you'd have a shiney hiney)
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what about when u jerk off with no pants on at ur computer chair...
theres gotta be ass sweat markso n the chair onceu get up...specially if its leather
 
stilleto said:
you guys are a little too obsessed with ass sweat if you ask me. My ass doesn't sweat though, so maybe i'd feel differently if it did.
maybe you can just roll up a towel and buff your crack dry like a shoe shine.
(then you'd have a shiney hiney)
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If I did that, all of my towels would be brown and wouldn't match the motif of my bathroom! :Chef: :tuc:
 
stilleto said:
wtf?
no. my biceps are big enough. :)
how are you master boner?
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orb, your good taste in avis is unrivaled...

only Mr. Black ever comes a close second, but he fails miserably by nit including girls over 150lbs...

I think we should have a plumper boards for you to moderate
 
pintoca said:
orb, your good taste in avis is unrivaled...

only Mr. Black ever comes a close second, but he fails miserably by nit including girls over 150lbs...

I think we should have a plumper boards for you to moderate
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Mr. Black also sends the best K pics. :Chef: :tuc:
 
pintoca said:
orb, your good taste in avis is unrivaled...

only Mr. Black ever comes a close second, but he fails miserably by nit including girls over 150lbs...

I think we should have a plumper boards for you to moderate
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lol... i could do that. i could lock threads with women too boney and stickey the good ones.
mr. black's pics are good- but the girls are often too thin and the k pics are so damn HUGE!
 
SublimeZM said:
what about when u jerk off with no pants on at ur computer chair...
theres gotta be ass sweat markso n the chair onceu get up...specially if its leather
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ok, maybe thats happened once or twice. in the summer.
my boss gets so pissed at me when i jerk off in work though.
 
stilleto said:
ok, maybe thats happened once or twice. in the summer.
my boss gets so pissed at me when i jerk off in work though.
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yeah, that is classy

I thought I was the only one who took "quality-time-breaks" at work
 
pintoca said:
yeah, that is classy

I thought I was the only one who took "quality-time-breaks" at work
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i like to call my secretary on the intercom, tell her i need her to take some dictation, and surprise her when she walks in.
i grab my unit and say
"DICTATE THIS, BITCH"
 
stilleto said:
ok, maybe thats happened once or twice. in the summer.
my boss gets so pissed at me when i jerk off in work though.
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yeah, it probably makes him jealous.

just tell him youd ont swing tha tway but your flattered
 
that would be awesome of today was one of those days where half the board is filled up with threads with my name in the title.

not.
 
stilleto said:
that would be awesome of today was one of those days where half the board is filled up with threads with my name in the title.

not.
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Lestat have that kind of day, EVERYDAY... that is one the "perks" I have by coming online at 3:00 am Easter time everyday...


this is from yesterday, scroll to the right and down

lestat_heks.jpg
 
sublime- i get it now.. i'm not as smart as i look but i figured it out. (ok, after you explained it to me). :)

pintoca.. no, i don't want my name on THAT side of the board, i meant the other. you know, when everyone starts threads with your name on it like "killahbeesting you're a faggot", etc.
except i really don't want that either. never mind.. i only make sense to myself.
 
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