Steven Seagal

[the_alcatraz]

Discuss.

 

[Walter Szczerbiak]

not funny

 

[the_oak]

How apropo...neither is Steven Seagal.

 

[the_alcatraz]

tough croud.

 

[AAP]

Another pansy waist sissy bitch that isn't as tough as he tries to make you think.

 

[the_alcatraz]

I've always thought all that meditation and guru act he has is a fake

Another pansy waist sissy bitch that isn't as tough as he tries to make you think.

 

[AAP]

I believe that it has been proven that his degree or grade or whateverthefuck he calls it in martial arts was basically bought and paid for. He was given that rank in exchange for fronting cash in a dojo business.

 

[RottenWillow]

tough croud.

It's not you. I guess Seagal just naturally inspires boredome.

 

[the_alcatraz]

lol

I think he's a comedian.

It's not you. I guess Seagal just naturally inspires boredome.

 

[SouthernLord]

lol@Steven Seagull. What was that one movie he was in? IDK but he was in a coma and the nurse lifted his blanket and took a look at his cock. She said "What a shame". I guess ol Steve is hung like a mule.

 

[needtogetarmy]

He sucks.

 

[AztecWarrior]

He's a fatass!!!

 

[the_alcatraz]

wow. everybody loves steven!

 

[Y_lifter]

lol@Steven Seagull. What was that one movie he was in? IDK but he was in a coma and the nurse lifted his blanket and took a look at his cock. She said "What a shame". I guess ol Steve is hung like a mule.

Kelly Lebrock is hot.... Seagal is a douche

 

[Beachboy6294]

He sucks!!!

 

[seaking420]

i like him.........ill be the outlaw of this thread

 

[Lestat]

lololo

 

[Beachboy6294]

 

[the_alcatraz]

ollolololol

 

[AAP]

lol@Steven Seagull. What was that one movie he was in? IDK but he was in a coma and the nurse lifted his blanket and took a look at his cock. She said "What a shame". I guess ol Steve is hung like a mule.

No, this is HOllywood. Segal probably starred in the movie for free in exchange for that line being written in.

 

[binö]

Another pansy waist sissy bitch that isn't as tough as he tries to make you think.

a senior citizen wiseguy made him shake in his boots like a lil gal
sonny cicone or some shit
some tough guy

 

[the_alcatraz]

wtf, for real?

a senior citizen wiseguy made him shake in his boots like a lil gal
sonny cicone or some shit
some tough guy

 

[binö]

wtf, for real?

yeah, he was getting extorted by some gambino bros
on fbi survellaince audio tapes he was quivering like a bitch

 

[the_alcatraz]

lol

what a fake!

yeah, he was getting extorted by some gambino bros
on fbi survellaince audio tapes he was quivering like a bitch

 

[pin]

He went on a guided hunting trip here. Word got around fast that he wouldn't clean or take care of his own animals, (which is not a guides job) and that he was an asshole. No one here will take him out on another tour or do business with him..

I'd pole his sister though.

Anyone recognize her?

 

[the_alcatraz]

OMGosh!

Married with Children? Peggy is not his sister!! no waaaay!

He went on a guided hunting trip here. Word got around fast that he wouldn't clean or take care of his own animals, (which is not a guides job) and that he was an asshole. No one here will take him out on another tour or do business with him..

I'd pole his sister though.

Anyone recognize her?

 

[pin]

OMGosh!

Married with Children? Peggy is not his sister!! no waaaay!

Yessir!

 

[pin]

 

[the_alcatraz]

I'd hit it....always turned me on!

Yessir!

 

[the_alcatraz]

olololololololol

 

[pin]

I'd hit it....always turned me on!

I always had a thing fer Peg (Katie Seagal). I wonder why Al never wanted to tap that.

 

[the_alcatraz]

lol

His hand was always in his underpants...I think he was too tired from his "solo" action...lol

I always had a thing fer Peg (Katie Seagal). I wonder why Al never wanted to tap that.

 

[pin]

I loved that show. They should make a movie.

 

[the_alcatraz]

I loved that show. They should make a movie.

+1

Great idea!

 

[binö]

lol

what a fake!

some tough guy
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/index.html

 

[the_alcatraz]

In all honesty and fairness, being a tough guy is one thing...but knowing when to shut the fuck up is quite another...wouldn't want to get on the bad side of the Italian mod either...

some tough guy
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/index.html

 

[binö]

In all honesty and fairness, being a tough guy is one thing...but knowing when to shut the fuck up is quite another...wouldn't want to get on the bad side of the Italian mod either...

for sure bro
but this is steven seagal, supposedly a super badass with cia connetions and the like
if you read the article you'll see that he presented himself as tougher than anybody.
funny how a frail skinny senior citizen like sonny ciccone could scare him so much

 

[pin]

...wouldn't want to get on the bad side of the Italian mod either...

Ya. He might ban you.