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Steroids!!!!

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For all you doubters and cynics this simply proves the existent of God and the answer to prayer.

I have faithfully been praying that AMAF would return, and now my prayers have been answered, Thank you Jesus, we all love amaf,
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Well, someone has to help this guy just in case he is sincere. I'm a competitive bodybuilder and I've been using steroids for 23 years now, I'm 4'6" 387lbs 62%bf. But, the most important thing is I have a 14" cock. This is because I use the penile-injection method with my juice with a 16 gauge needle. Make sure you get the 16 gauge, or 18 at the smallest, otherwise the steroids won't work. Then go buy yourself a hammer. After you stab your schlong with the needles, hit yourself in the head with the hammer as hard as you can. If you still feel any pain, repeat.


:finger: retard
 
Before you go shooting the steroids, you have got to get your diet in order.

The quickest thing for muscle gains is to snort soy protein.

I am getting addicted to this stuff, and to be honest the soy powder is easiest, but when I need it I need it!

You should have seen the look on the guys' faces today in the Chinese restaurant when I snorted chunks of tofu up my nose, then the rest of the bowl of hot & sour soup... walked around all day with strands of pork hanging out my nose but it's worth it, birds want to shag me nonstop...
 
in my opinion you need about 1500 mg a week, inject with a 16 gauge needle as close to the sciatic nerve as possible. that should do the trick.:doublefi:
 
This guy has ultimate humour!!! injecting into the balls is best as thats where all tesotsterone comes from its tough i know but you have to make these sacrifices
 
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