Steal my shit will you

[dirty~d~]

I woke up this morning to discover that somewhere between 230am and 430am someone helped themselves to my motorcycle and tried to help themselves to the horses. What pisses me off is they went after my horse... that's grounds for being shot in my book. Too bad I live in a state where I get spit on just for owning a gun, much less knowing how to use it properly. I'll never see my motorcycle again (being realistic here), but bet money that if I find it with someone on it other than me that dipshit is going to the ER.

Ok, I think I'm done venting now. I might be back later once the deputy shows up for his free cup of coffee.

 

[KillahBee]

I had lunch with my old man today and he told me how my (druggy) cousin broke into our house a few months ago and stole money.

 

[SoKlueles]

dang

 

[AAP]

I had lunch with my old man today and he told me how my (druggy) cousin broke into our house a few months ago and stole money.

Why didn't he just steal drugs?

 

[KillahBee]

Why didn't he just steal drugs?

my sister had all our crack stashed up her ass

 

[pitbullstl]

my sister had all our crack stashed up her ass

Awseome.....


I thought it was just my family.


D......if someone stole my bike, they'd cease to breathe. Money ain't shit...but I've got 1 year of planning and execution into that bastard.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Holly Shit! I got app. 20 horses and 2 donkeys out back.............me like it when Brandy and Amanda come out.............

PS.........4 geigh dudes Milton's got a really big cock

 

[jackangel]

..4 geigh dudes Milton's got a really big cock

wootom's all over it dude

 

[wootoom]

damn sorry to hear tha Dirtyd that blows

 

[dirty~d~]

If the deputy doesn't show up soon I'm going to drink the entire pot of coffee.

I'm not really all that pissed about the motorcycle being gone. I was going to sell it this summer since I don't really have the time to ride these days, but that's money I was going to use to buy a new truck. I can always replace the bike, but I shouldn't have to because some halfwit, lazy mother fucker can't go out and earn the money to buy one themselves. The next couple of weeks will be spent training my horse how to stomp strangers into the ground. Death by horse is only considered an accident in this state.

 

[jackangel]

any chance we could go on a date?

i'll return your bike and everything.

 

[dirty~d~]

any chance we could go on a date?

i'll return your bike and everything.

Sure. Once I'm done beating you, how does sushi sound?

 

[n0th1ng]

Someone tried to steal your horses? Never heard of that before.

 

[dirty~d~]

Stolen horses happens once in a while out here.

Deputy showed up, told me what I already knew, took the report, gave me his card and split. He didn't even want a cup of coffee. Good thing too because I did actually finish off the entire pot.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I woke up this morning to discover that somewhere between 230am and 430am someone helped themselves to my motorcycle and tried to help themselves to the horses. What pisses me off is they went after my horse... that's grounds for being shot in my book. Too bad I live in a state where I get spit on just for owning a gun, much less knowing how to use it properly. I'll never see my motorcycle again (being realistic here), but bet money that if I find it with someone on it other than me that dipshit is going to the ER.

Ok, I think I'm done venting now. I might be back later once the deputy shows up for his free cup of coffee.

your gender says F.

you cant hurt anything

 

[dirty~d~]

your gender says F.

you cant hurt anything

Say that to my face sweetie.

 

[-SD-]

Waht state are you in? Massachusetts or something?

 

[n0th1ng]

Waht state are you in? Massachusetts or something?

Worse.

 

[dirty~d~]

Worse.

Washington.

 

[-SD-]

Washington.

Thats why I love Texas bor.

 

[dirty~d~]

I plan on moving to Colorado VERY soon. I detest living here.

 

[mountain muscle]

I plan on moving to Colorado VERY soon. I detest living here.

I know a few people that live in Colorado.

I will gets Scots number for you.

 

[Tino D'Voe]

shitty story. At least you have the right to shoot assholes in washington. Here in canada you'll go to jail no matter what.

Just out of curiosity, what were they trying to do to the horses? how the hell do you steal a horse anyways?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Sorry to hear that, Hon