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Statements/Questions I never want to hear in the gym EVER again.

GenetiKing

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"I don't wanna get big...just cut. Cuz that's what women like."

- Okay Romeo. There's the treadmill. Have at it, pimp.

"Hey man, how long you been liftin' to look like that?"

- About 20 minutes.

"Dude, what do you eat? Like, do you use those weight gainer shakes that you can get at GNC and stuff?"

- Nope. I just eat a lot of broccoli. Seriously bro. Broccoli is the key.

"I don't know about another set. I don't wanna overtrain."

- Exactly. In fact, why don't you quit training altogether and eat lots of Bavarian-filled doughnuts and butter pecan ice cream? That way, your insulin levels will stay spiked all the time and blood cortisol levels will plummet. You'll be anabolic 24/7. You'll be a man-beast in no time. Promise.

"How much do you bench?"

- A lot. Sometimes I even put plates on each side.

Okay. My daily rant is over. :)
 
lol. thats not too bad.

only things i dont like to hear is:

hey boys...nates getting ready to do straight leg deadlifts, c'mon.

:mad:
 
Those are hilarious. hahaha!

My favorite comes courtesy of the females:
"If I lift weights I get really big."
Sure you do sweetheart, sure you do.
 
Some dumbass getting suckered into buying overpriced untested foodsupplement, trying to cover up his misstake by claiming after two days of use: "Man! this stuff really works!!!", Funny: based upon this statement other dumbasses start bying the stuff and conspire in the same mistake coverup hehe

Annoying: people that are able and actually DO hold a lively conversation with their training(???)partner while they pull or push some fluffy weight.
 
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